I wanted a oneshot for SasuSaku month and it's Sasuke's b-day. July 23rd is a very conflicting day since I have that tendency to either adore Sasuke or hate him.
Anyway...
Disclaimer: I own absolutely nothing.
Naruto/Sasuke/Sakura
Oi, Teme! Who would you die in action for?
Why the hell are you asking this?
I dunno...
Tch, you're such a dobe. I don't get why I put up with you.
So?
Hn.
Is it Itachi?
You're a baka. If he was still alive I would, sorta.
Well then who?
Hn.
Neji?
Like I'd die for that Hyūga, tch.
Shikamaru?
He's the laziest ass in the village. There's no reason to.
Kiba?
No way in hell.
Ino?
As if I'd protect the female version of you.
Well she is Sakura-chan's best friend. Chōji?
He'd think his food saved him or something. It's not worth my time
Why don't you just tell me so I don't have to waste my breath on questions?!
You waste your breath all the time on talking.
Whatever you smartass...
At least I'm a smartass and not a dumbass *smirk*
I hate you...
Of course you do. I'm not the one who left Sakura to "retrieve" me.
Wait a minute...that's who it is!
Who's what?
*laughs* Gomen, Teme! You sounded so dumb!
*smacks Naruto* Answer my question, dobe!
You depend on Sakura-chan!
Obviously, she's a good friend and my teammate and the medic on our ANBU team-
Nooooooo, wrong words. You'd die for her!
Whaaaaaaaaat?
*laughs* Teme, you're such a romantic!
Say that again and I'll chidori you so hard you scream for Hinata.
Ehehehe, it's kinda true though...
*chirping birds*
Teeeeeeeme! You just had to do that when I don't have any chakra?!
You always have chakra...
Shut up you-oi, Sakura-chan!
Oh, hi Naruto, Sasuke *nods at both*
Sakura.
What are you guys up to?
We're talking about who Teme would die f-
Nothing, he's a baka.
What's new? Demo, he was about to say something.
He doesn't have anything to say-what the hell dobe?!
*Throws water at Sasuke* We're talking about who Teme would die for!
Ooh, and what did you say?
Uhhh...well, I-I...
It's you, Sakura-chan!
*blushes* I hope so. Isn't that what married couples do?
Wait, wtf? *drops jaw*
I thought you said we weren't telling anyone.
I haven't told anyone. I kind of needed to tell this baka.
Hn.
Demo, I never saw you guys go to Suna! Or your rings!
*pulls out a chain with a ring from around his neck*
*holds out a bracelet with a ring attached to it*
Demo, I didn't get to be the best man!
We're having a formal wedding in five months.
You didn't tell me this.
It was a surprise.
Arigato, Sasuke.
*Kisses Sakura*
Eww, Teme! Get a room!
Seven minutes later...
MY VIRGIN EYES!
I hope you enjoyed this SasuSaku month oneshot! Not too much fluff but just enough to make Naruto freak out. And to clarify, they're about 22 years old. Sorry if it's too short for your taste.
Happy Birthday Sasuke! Happy SasuSaku month! Please R&R!
