There once was a professor that has always been at Hogwarts. She was an albino but the sun didn't affect her. She had the appearance of a teenager and it looked as if she never aged. She didn't have a fixed subject to teach so she was usually the sub. Every couple of years, for fun she would come as a student herself and then stay with said year until she had to sub for the class itself. She loved to see the surprised expressions of the children.

She of course was best friends with Peeves. As a special treat for the graduating wizards and witches, they would be shown the prank war. The professor had a special spell that could turn Peeves into a real human just for a day so it would even the playing field.

She and Peeves' wars always ended in ties but it was more for the kids I mean the soon-to-be wizards and witches. One night that the rules of stink bombs or animating fake animals to life were meant to be broken and no one got into trouble.

The professor had a special relationship with the creatures of Forbidden Forest and of the lake. They likeand respect her. In return she was the mediator between the creatures and Hogwarts. It works out great since she keeps sleepwalking into the forest semi-weekly. The creatures usually have to call Peeves to get her to go back or she chooses some random place to sleep longer then the head of the centaurs carries her to a make-shift bed until she wakes up. Good thing they know each other for so long.

Currently posing as a student again...


"Angela! Wake up!" Peeves yelled into her ear. She just snuggled against her giant snake plushie. Peeves then ripped her blanket away. She reluctantly sat upward.

"What is it?" She mumbled out of her sleeping state.

"Easy time for breakfast. Also you don't want to make that friend of yours waiting, do you?" He said in an obnoxious voice.

"Fine." She changed her clothes into the studen's robe and tied her hair back. "Better?"

"Meh. You're the one with a date." Peeves exaggerated the last word.

Angela blushed. "It's not a date."

"Right." He rolled his eyes. Angela then glared fiercly at him.

A couple minutes later, Angela ascended the stairs that led to her seperate bedroom, with Peeves following her. She got out leading to the Slytherin's den.

Her friend was waiting for her on the couch. He looked up when out of the corner of his eye he saw her.

"Morning, Morty." Angela said smiling at him.

"Morning." then he nodded his head.

They walked together to the dining room together and then kissing sounds were heard. Angela turned around and there was Peeves fake making out with himself. She glared at him and made I'm-going-to-kill-you face. Peeves then disappered.

Morty turned to her. "Is everything all right?"

She looked at him innocently. "Yes of course."

"Okay."

A group of female students said hello to him. He smiled at them and greeted them back. They blushed and started giggling among themselves.

"I worry about you. You do know you shouldn't lead them on or they'll treat you more like a sex god. They already have enough respect for you that one day you could be Prime Minister without even trying." Angela sighed.

"Well they should." He leaned into her so other people wouldn't hear. "They are worthless pleabians and should respect me. I bring a sense of happiness to their pathetic lives."

"Also if they knew your true personality, they'll think you were the spawn of the devil or some kind of demon."

"Says the spawn herself." He smiled smugly and walked farther ahead of her.

She fumed. "TOM MARVOLO RIDDLE!" She yelled as she ran after him and him laughing so hard he could cry.