Stefan: The Bamon Fanboy - The Set Up.

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So, I wrote this a few months back for my cousin, who is in his last year of college and stressed because of exams.

Stefan: The Bamon Fanboy has got to be the funniest thing ever created by the TVD fandom, and we all know, that even from the bottom of the ocean, Stefan is still shipping them.

After all, nobody knows you're crying about your OTP in the ocean...


In the time Caroline Forbes had known Stefan Salvatore, she'd come to look at him as one of her very best friends.

She respected him; which was why she couldn't sit back any longer.

"Stefan, I'm worried about you. I think -"

"Sh! They're coming!" Stefan waved her off, gripping the side of the table as he leaned forward, peering towards the bar.

Caroline sat back, folding her arms,"Seriously? Spying on your brother and Bonnie? Little creepy..."

Stefan shushed her again, raising his binoculars in order to observe the pair. Caroline rolled her eyes.

"You don't need those... they are literally twenty feet away."

"They're talking! Sh! OMG, they're so perf!"

"You are such a woman."

"Caroline!"

"Fine, I'll zip it."

Stefan nodded, thankful, and resumed his mission.

Caroline had bailed on the Bamon cruise about a month ago, claiming that they were impossible and the likelihood of Bonnie and Damon ever getting together was decreasing considerably.

Stefan refused to give up on his OTP.

He listened in closely to their conversation.

"Stefan text you?"

"Yup," Bonnie confirmed,"He set us up?"

"This whole 'Bamon' thing is getting out of hand."

"You're telling me!" The witch snorted,"In the middle of class, he'll lean over, whisper 'Bamon', nod and return to his seat."

"Try being woken up at 4 AM to have Stefan sitting on your bed, grinning, and asking why I'm saying your name in my sleep."

Her green eyes flickered in surprise,"Wait, you're dreaming about me?"

Stefan began to poke Caroline's arm, squealing like a little girl,"See! They're so cute! Oh, my God, what's he gonna say?"

"He's gonna deny it."

"You think?"

"I know."

Damon flushed,"Not about you. Another Bonnie."

Bonnie nodded slowly,"Right... My point is, we need to stop Stefan."

"I don't think we can. He's become completely obsessed."

"Well, there has to be a way. I am this close to setting his ass on fire."

Damon rolled his eyes,"I'll handle it. Don't worry."

Before they separated, Damon squeezed Bonnie's arm.

Caroline quirked an eyebrow,"Damon said he'd 'handle' you... what're you gonna do now? Stefan? Stefan!"

Stefan was on the ground, rolling around and crying his eyes out.

"He said he'd take care of it! He's gonna tell me to stop because it's annoying Bonnie! He wants to help her out! Ugh, he loves her so much!"

Caroline rolled her eyes, helping him up.

"Oh, boy. C'mon, let's go get you ice cream."

"Ben and Jerry's please..."