Hey, so this is just very random that I thought up and thought I'd post it on here, because I'm bored and no, I'm not abandoning my other fanfic Hand On Heart, this is just very random Avengers spoof thing... So, enjoy!
Disclaimer: No, I do not own the Avengers... Depressing... Sigh...


Letters To Loki

Dear Brother Loki,
How are you?
Love
Brother Thor

Dear THOR
Fool, I am not your brother
Loki

Dear Brother Loki
We played together, you ARE my brother
Love
Brother Thor
P.S. You didn't answer my question

Dear Thor
I am fine, although I don't see WHY I'm even bothering to answer
Loki
P.S. Again I am NOT your brother

Dear Brother Loki
I'm good too, Earth is fun, why do you despise it?
Love
Brother Thor

Dear Thor,
I despise it because it is full of idiots and you are one of them!
Loki
P.S. Please stop adding 'love' onto the end of your letters; it's weird.

Dear Brother Loki,
I resent being called an idiot – where did you get that idea from?
Love (I will never stop this!)
Brother Thor

Dear Thor,
Okay, you may not be an idiot, but you are definitely the strangest person I have ever had the displeasure to meet.
Loki

Dear Brother Loki,
That is a fair point; Man of Iron said the same thing the other day.
Love
Brother Thor

Dear Thor
Ugh, I'm depressed now; I said the SAME THING as Iron Man?
Again, ugh.
Loki

Dear Brother Loki
What is so bad about that?
Love,
Brother Thor

Dear Thor
You are so ignorant
Loki
P.S. Why are you even writing to me anyway?

Dear Brother Loki
I resent that
Love
Brother Thor
P.S. Why are you replying? ;)

Dear Thor,
As much as I hate to say it, well played.
Loki
P.S. But please don't put that winky face; it's disconcerting and weird.

Dear Brother Loki

Love
Brother Thor

Dear Thor
UGH! Why are you so annoying? :-(
Loki

Dear Loki
No idea! Peace out, suckers, I have a date!
Love
Brother Thor