Hey, so this is just very random that I thought up and thought I'd post it on here, because I'm bored and no, I'm not abandoning my other fanfic Hand On Heart, this is just very random Avengers spoof thing... So, enjoy!
Disclaimer: No, I do not own the Avengers... Depressing... Sigh...
Letters To Loki
Dear Brother Loki,
How are you?
Love
Brother Thor
Dear THOR
Fool, I am not your brother
Loki
Dear Brother Loki
We played together, you ARE my brother
Love
Brother Thor
P.S. You didn't answer my question
Dear Thor
I am fine, although I don't see WHY I'm even bothering to answer
Loki
P.S. Again I am NOT your brother
Dear Brother Loki
I'm good too, Earth is fun, why do you despise it?
Love
Brother Thor
Dear Thor,
I despise it because it is full of idiots and you are one of them!
Loki
P.S. Please stop adding 'love' onto the end of your letters; it's weird.
Dear Brother Loki,
I resent being called an idiot – where did you get that idea from?
Love (I will never stop this!)
Brother Thor
Dear Thor,
Okay, you may not be an idiot, but you are definitely the strangest person I have ever had the displeasure to meet.
Loki
Dear Brother Loki,
That is a fair point; Man of Iron said the same thing the other day.
Love
Brother Thor
Dear Thor
Ugh, I'm depressed now; I said the SAME THING as Iron Man?
Again, ugh.
Loki
Dear Brother Loki
What is so bad about that?
Love,
Brother Thor
Dear Thor
You are so ignorant
Loki
P.S. Why are you even writing to me anyway?
Dear Brother Loki
I resent that
Love
Brother Thor
P.S. Why are you replying? ;)
Dear Thor,
As much as I hate to say it, well played.
Loki
P.S. But please don't put that winky face; it's disconcerting and weird.
Dear Brother Loki
Love
Brother Thor
Dear Thor
UGH! Why are you so annoying? :-(
Loki
Dear Loki
No idea! Peace out, suckers, I have a date!
Love
Brother Thor
