X: *Is walking down one of the hallways at hunter base*
Signas: X wait up!
X: *Turning around* Commander?
Signas: X there's an assignment I need you to take care of
X: Yes sir. What is it?
Signas: Are you familiar with a reploid by the name of Bazooka Oni
X: Yes sir, he's one of the instructors for new hunters. I'm one of his former students
Signas: Yes well I regret to inform you that he went maverick yesterday
X: What happened?
Signas: From what I can gather from the reports of the students he came into the classroom, wote great teacher Onizooka (1) on the blackboard, and then went crazy on the students
X: Was anyone hurt
Signas: Well yes, Oni
X: What?
Signas: Oni was apparently getting on in years and he was reputed to be rather...strict in his old age
X: If by strict you mean downright evil then don't blame it on old age, he was always like that, even while I was at school
Signas: Yes well the other school faculty have told me as much in their complaints, and there have actually been quite a few of them to tell the truth
X: So what DID happen with Oni
Signas: Well once the students realized that Oni had gone maverick they exercised their right to use force to protect themselves from a maverick threat
X: In other words they realized that the old coot had finally lost his mind and decided to put him out of his misery
Signas: Yeah pretty much
X: There wasn't much left of him when they were finished was there
Signas: We couldn't find so much as two circuits to rub together
X: Well I'm sure they enjoyed it, I always wondered when the old demon would go insane
Signas: X how could you say such a thing!?
X: Commander there hasn't been a student in Oni's class who hasn't dreamed of taking him. As a matter of fact it's a little known fact that Sigma went insane while in his class
Signas: Yes well...
X: *interrupting him* Uh commander how does this relate to the assignment you mentioned?
Signas: Oh yes the assignment, your going to teach Oni's class
X: I beg your pardon
Signas: *Goes all official* X of the 17th unit you are hereby assigned to teach the class formerly in the tutelage of Bazooka Oni until a suitable substitute has been found
X: But...but..who will lead the hunter's on missions?
Signas: Zero of course
X: *Sigh* Alright where's the lesson plan
Signas: There is none
X: What
Signas: Well Oni hasn't used one for the last thirty years so there's none available
X: But what am I supposed to teach them?
Signas: Don't worry it's only for a few days, just improvise
X: Improvise?
Signas: Of course, we just need you to keep them occupied until a suitable replacement is found. No one really expects you to teach them much without anything to go on. Just keep them busy.
X: Keep them busy...hmm I guess I can do that...
Signas: Good man, now remember class starts tomorrow at 9:00 AM in room 302 and good luck *Walks away*
X: Gee thanks I have a feeling I'm gonna need it.
(1) Great teacher Onizuka or GTO is an anime about an ex-gangster turned teacher, in the first day his class he comes in and writes "Great teacher Onizuka" on the board before starting a very unorthodox lesson. Bazooka Oni is my MMX play of words on Onizuka's name
Signas: X wait up!
X: *Turning around* Commander?
Signas: X there's an assignment I need you to take care of
X: Yes sir. What is it?
Signas: Are you familiar with a reploid by the name of Bazooka Oni
X: Yes sir, he's one of the instructors for new hunters. I'm one of his former students
Signas: Yes well I regret to inform you that he went maverick yesterday
X: What happened?
Signas: From what I can gather from the reports of the students he came into the classroom, wote great teacher Onizooka (1) on the blackboard, and then went crazy on the students
X: Was anyone hurt
Signas: Well yes, Oni
X: What?
Signas: Oni was apparently getting on in years and he was reputed to be rather...strict in his old age
X: If by strict you mean downright evil then don't blame it on old age, he was always like that, even while I was at school
Signas: Yes well the other school faculty have told me as much in their complaints, and there have actually been quite a few of them to tell the truth
X: So what DID happen with Oni
Signas: Well once the students realized that Oni had gone maverick they exercised their right to use force to protect themselves from a maverick threat
X: In other words they realized that the old coot had finally lost his mind and decided to put him out of his misery
Signas: Yeah pretty much
X: There wasn't much left of him when they were finished was there
Signas: We couldn't find so much as two circuits to rub together
X: Well I'm sure they enjoyed it, I always wondered when the old demon would go insane
Signas: X how could you say such a thing!?
X: Commander there hasn't been a student in Oni's class who hasn't dreamed of taking him. As a matter of fact it's a little known fact that Sigma went insane while in his class
Signas: Yes well...
X: *interrupting him* Uh commander how does this relate to the assignment you mentioned?
Signas: Oh yes the assignment, your going to teach Oni's class
X: I beg your pardon
Signas: *Goes all official* X of the 17th unit you are hereby assigned to teach the class formerly in the tutelage of Bazooka Oni until a suitable substitute has been found
X: But...but..who will lead the hunter's on missions?
Signas: Zero of course
X: *Sigh* Alright where's the lesson plan
Signas: There is none
X: What
Signas: Well Oni hasn't used one for the last thirty years so there's none available
X: But what am I supposed to teach them?
Signas: Don't worry it's only for a few days, just improvise
X: Improvise?
Signas: Of course, we just need you to keep them occupied until a suitable replacement is found. No one really expects you to teach them much without anything to go on. Just keep them busy.
X: Keep them busy...hmm I guess I can do that...
Signas: Good man, now remember class starts tomorrow at 9:00 AM in room 302 and good luck *Walks away*
X: Gee thanks I have a feeling I'm gonna need it.
(1) Great teacher Onizuka or GTO is an anime about an ex-gangster turned teacher, in the first day his class he comes in and writes "Great teacher Onizuka" on the board before starting a very unorthodox lesson. Bazooka Oni is my MMX play of words on Onizuka's name
