X: *Is walking down one of the hallways at hunter base*

Signas: X wait up!

X: *Turning around* Commander?

Signas: X there's an assignment I need you to take care of

X: Yes sir. What is it?

Signas: Are you familiar with a reploid by the name of Bazooka Oni

X: Yes sir, he's one of the instructors for new hunters. I'm one of his former students

Signas: Yes well I regret to inform you that he went maverick yesterday

X: What happened?

Signas: From what I can gather from the reports of the students he came into the classroom, wote great teacher Onizooka (1) on the blackboard, and then went crazy on the students

X: Was anyone hurt

Signas: Well yes, Oni

X: What?

Signas: Oni was apparently getting on in years and he was reputed to be rather...strict in his old age

X: If by strict you mean downright evil then don't blame it on old age, he was always like that, even while I was at school

Signas: Yes well the other school faculty have told me as much in their complaints, and there have actually been quite a few of them to tell the truth

X: So what DID happen with Oni

Signas: Well once the students realized that Oni had gone maverick they exercised their right to use force to protect themselves from a maverick threat

X: In other words they realized that the old coot had finally lost his mind and decided to put him out of his misery

Signas: Yeah pretty much

X: There wasn't much left of him when they were finished was there

Signas: We couldn't find so much as two circuits to rub together

X: Well I'm sure they enjoyed it, I always wondered when the old demon would go insane

Signas: X how could you say such a thing!?

X: Commander there hasn't been a student in Oni's class who hasn't dreamed of taking him. As a matter of fact it's a little known fact that Sigma went insane while in his class

Signas: Yes well...

X: *interrupting him* Uh commander how does this relate to the assignment you mentioned?

Signas: Oh yes the assignment, your going to teach Oni's class

X: I beg your pardon

Signas: *Goes all official* X of the 17th unit you are hereby assigned to teach the class formerly in the tutelage of Bazooka Oni until a suitable substitute has been found

X: But...but..who will lead the hunter's on missions?

Signas: Zero of course

X: *Sigh* Alright where's the lesson plan

Signas: There is none

X: What

Signas: Well Oni hasn't used one for the last thirty years so there's none available

X: But what am I supposed to teach them?

Signas: Don't worry it's only for a few days, just improvise

X: Improvise?

Signas: Of course, we just need you to keep them occupied until a suitable replacement is found. No one really expects you to teach them much without anything to go on. Just keep them busy.

X: Keep them busy...hmm I guess I can do that...

Signas: Good man, now remember class starts tomorrow at 9:00 AM in room 302 and good luck *Walks away*

X: Gee thanks I have a feeling I'm gonna need it.

(1) Great teacher Onizuka or GTO is an anime about an ex-gangster turned teacher, in the first day his class he comes in and writes "Great teacher Onizuka" on the board before starting a very unorthodox lesson. Bazooka Oni is my MMX play of words on Onizuka's name