Bob and Violet
Violet's dad's dad's name is Bob. Violet met Bob in a bar. Violet was 22 and Quigley proposed to Violet in front of Bob. Violet said Yes and Bob kissed her and Quigley shoved Bob and Bob's head went into a beer bottle. Joey, an employee, got the bottle off of Bob's head and Bob hit Quigley In the face.
Quigley hit Bob with a car. And Violet said, " Whoopee! You're strong!" Bob was smashed on a wheelie chair. Quigley got a fan and destroyed Bob's face. Violet watched Quigley with heart eyes. Policeman Doug barked like a dog at Quigley. This is what it sounded like: "WOOF, WOOF!" Quigley looked at Policeman Doug like he was a serial killer.
Quigley got smashed by a beer bottle and made a noise like a balloon deflating. Violet randomly had a baby and named it Stinky Head. Even when in China it's illegal. And doing illegal things in China is funny. A bunch of Spanish guys laughed and said illegal Spanish words. Violet said, "Look at our sweet baby boy!" Violet got hit by a Spanish talking car.
Quigley kissed his "Sweet baby boy" and Then kissed his wife. I love you, even if we're weird.
Suddenly, Stinky Head grew up.
Quigley: Wait! Authoress ladies! I'm not Violet's wife yet! ZZ stabbed Quigley.
