The two Uchiha boys sat quietly waiting for some girl to pass by. They had come to shows 5 years now and still found no mate. The one time they did, they were shot down.

"come you gotta chose some time.." the boys owner, kakashi said. They didn't reply to their master.

"I'm waiting for Kyuubi." Itachi growled.

"she doesn't want you. You know that!" kakashi yelled. Female cats and dogs walked by winking, but they paid now attention to them.

"you both are hopeless." kakashi sighed, going to get some coffee.

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A Neji grounded up Kyuubi's leg and then sly into a wall from a kick in the face. Kyuubi turned to face the bird. He was wiping dirt off his wings.

"don't ever do that again or I'll ripe your wings off and feed them to my hungry little sister." she growled pointing to her blonde sister who drooled at the thought of eating bird. Neji got up and flew away, back to his owner.

"Kyuubi you shouldn't do that. You have to find a mate some day." Iruka said petting her head.

She turned and growled at him. He backed up. Naruto, her little sister smiled happily and skipped to the front of the group. Pets and owners moved to the side as these first place world champion pets came by. Naruto felt like bowing but Kyuubi told her that just because they were champions doesn't mean they had to act like ones. Iruka just sighed and shook his head.

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"hey guys get your act together and be like proper cats." kakashi rushed out spilling his coffee all over his shirt. "AAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! KYUUBI AND NARUTO ARE BACK!!" kakashi screamed as the boiling liquid burned his chest. He then ran to the bathroom to clean it off.

Itachi and sasuke stood up and looked around. Then they saw two girls, a red head and a blonde, both of them foxes. The brothers sat down and acted like they didn't notice them. But then the two girls came to them. Itachi stared at what Kyuubi was wearing, a white, long sleeved shirt that went down to her knees. The only thing that was under the shirt was her underwear. Itachi blushed.

"where's kakashi I need to tell him we're back?" Iruka asked. Sasuke pointed down the hall. Iruka ran down it.

The girls sat down next to the boys. Sasuke looked at the blonde fox and blushed.

"hey Naruto. How was your trip?" he asked.

"good why do you care?" Naruto snapped. Sasuke looked away. Itachi couldn't take this anymore. He knew what Kyuubi and Naruto wanted and his brother and him both had it. It was figuring out why the didn't want it from them is what made him mad.

"when will you just admit it? Your madly in love with us, both of you." Itachi growled. The two girls and sasuke looked at him in shock.

"what did you just say to me?" Kyuubi stood up.

"crap." Naruto said quietly, only sasuke heard.

"I am not some miss breed like you!" she yelled. Itachi glared at her.

"oh shit." sasuke moaned.

"Well I'm not some pure bred show toy!" Itachi stood up. He was much taller than Kyuubi.

"your just mad because you came in second place." Kyuubi shot back.

"how about you come into room 72 with me and we fuck like we've been lovers since we were kids." Itachi smirked.

"NO!!!!" she yelled. Itachi shrugged and picked Kyuubi up and threw her over his shoulder. She kicked and punched trying to get away. Itachi began walking towards his room, but turned back to his brother, winked, and then ran up to his room.