Marcus: Hello everyone! Hikari taking after Queen of the Silent Ones demands has decided go back and correct as many grammatical errors as she could see now that she realizes that this story is not FPPOV(First Person Point of View) and there for should not be written as one.
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Disclaimer: I don't own Yugioh, but I can assure you I'm one of the few billion that wish they did
Alistor: *grumbles* This is Yaoi meaning Guy on Guy action if you don't like this type of work then you shouldn't read this story.
Bronzeshipping (YMxM), slight Bakushipping (TKAxYBxRB), slight (took me forever to find) Mobiumshipping (PAxYYxY)
"Talking"
Thinking/Dreaming
"Dream Talking"
Bronze Child
Chapter 1
What in the Shadow Realm is that?
It is early morning in the house of the Ishtar family, around 4 to be exact. We find our selves in the room of Malik. The room is an off white color with posters of gore and different bands on the wall to give it color seeing as Ishizu wont let the owner of said room paint it red like he wants it. The room has two windows, one is across from the door and the other is on the right side of the room. The bed is located on the left side of the room in the corner closest to the window with a dark brown nightstand next to it and at the foot of the bed is a dark brown dresser. Over on the right wall in front of the window is a light brown desk with random stuff on it. Back over at the bed we find red sheets covering a figure. The figure is tan, with blond hair and lavender eyes. This figure is the own of the room and happens to be awake for some strange reason.
Malik's POV
Hikari pretty has been moping around lately and I can't seem to figure out why. It started last week when he saw that friendship witch said something to him about about being pregnant, although I don't know who'd want to touch all of THAT friendship. Though judging by the way Duke's been avoiding her like the plague since she said that I have a few guesses. Though that's not what I'm worried about, my hikari pretty has been upset since then and I have no idea why. Hmm maybe I should ask Bakura's fluffy hikari bunny, what was his name...oh yes its Ryou. Hikari pretty likes talking to him so maybe he'll know.
With that thought in mind he got up from his bed.
Hmmm I should probably get dressed. Ishizu yelled at me last time I tried to walk out of the house naked. Something about indecent exposure and angry mothers, now I could careless about the law but angry mothers are almost as scary as Ishizu when you wake her up in the middle of the night.
So he headed to his dresser and pulled out a pair of black boxers with red dragons on it (that his hikari gave to him), low cut socks, a light blue tight fitting sleeveless tank top, and baggie black cargo pants. Then he left his room and walked down the hall to the bathroom. Thankfully for him Ishizu was still asleep other wise he would have gotten an earful full for walking around the house naked...again.
He walked into the bathroom and put his clothes on the counter and before pulling 2 towels out of the closet and placing them on the counter with his clothes. Malik then turned on the water making it more on the hot side of warm he then used the toilet before getting into the shower. Once in he first got his hair wet and then washed it with Lor'rel.
He snickered Because I'm worth it
He then rinsed out his hair before grabbing his spongy (you know those weird ball like things that has a string holding it together) he poured dove soap from the bottle on it, rubbed the soap in to make it all foamy, and began to lather his body. He had some difficulty getting his back but he managed it before rinsing all the soap off and getting out of the shower. He grabbed the smaller of his 2 towels and slightly dried his hair before wrapping it up in this turban like way so that it stayed out of his way while he finished drying off. He grabbed the bigger towel and began drying off his entire body before going to throw the towel on the ground but stopped himself.
I better put this in the hamper instead other wise Ishizu will get mad at me...again
So he threw the towel in the hamper before beginning the task of drying his hair. He went into the draw under the sink and pulled out the hair dryer and then plugged it in. He then took the towel off his head and set it on the sink before pulling out the brush he and Marik used. He then turned on the hair dryer and proceeded to blow dry his hair while brushing it.
About an hour later he had his hair dry and back to its normal spikiness. He then put on his clothes and walked out of the bathroom and down the hall, down the stairs and into the kitchen quietly because Ishizu's scary at 5 in the morning. He went over to the bread box where, not only is the bread kept but simplified instructions made by Marik himself that were taped to the top of the bread box.
Hikari pretty better be happy I care for him other wise I'd send the Ra damned toaster to the shadow realm with the other Ra damned appliances. Just because I know how to use them doesn't mean I have to like them.
Malik then proceeded to make toast according to the instructions lift by his hikari. He then buttered the toast and proceeded to eat it as he headed towards the front door where he grabbed his keys, the ones that Marik had made for him, off the table by the door and grabbed his shoes from under the table and put them on before walking out the door while munching on his toast.
He walked to Ryou, Akefia, and Bakura's house which is located not that far from the Ishtar residence and is only about a 15 min walk. Malik reached Ryou's house and proceeded to ring the door bell 50 million times while waiting for someone to answer.
Bakura POV
~Dream~
"That's right Pharaoh bow before your new ruler you pathetic worm. Ahahaha fear me you pitiful mortals! Don't worry Akefia I haven't forgotten about you, yes take all the pretties you want but none of them are as pretty as you and my Ryou. Oh speaking of, here he comes now."
Ryou walked up to Bakura and kissed him passionately on the lips before Akefia decided to join in on the fun. Things had gotten heated up and just as Bakura's about to top both Ryou and Akefia.
Ding Dong
Huh?
Whats that?
Ding Dong
~End dream~
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Ra damn that psycho I'm going to KILL him for disrupting my sleep!
Bakura snarled before tossing his blankets aside and getting up out of bedto stomp out of his room and down the stairs.
(Same time) Akefia POV
~Dream~
"Yes that's right all your treasures are mine Pharaoh, including your little pretty toy. Don't worry I wont hurt him Ryou would be mad at me if I did, so instead he shall be my Ryou's servant and you Pharaoh shall also be a servant but you will be doing all of the house work so my Ryou doesn't have to.
I'd make you cook but I've heard about your cooking skills from your little pretty toy and I'd rather not be poisoned. Now to the laundry room with you servant! My clothes will not clean them selves Ahahahahaha.
Ooo Ryou, Bakura my loves there you are. Come to please your master? Mmmm yes I like that. Ooo right there. Yes! Mmm. Naughty little kittens. Ooo lower."
Ding Dong
Huh?
What in the shadow realm is that sound?
Ding Dong
~End dream~
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Grrrr who ever that is just signed there death warrant! Things were finally going my way and I was about to top Bakura without a fight!
Akefia got out of his bed and then grabbed one of his knives that are just laying there on his nightstand and stalked out of his room with an insane glint in his eyes.
(At the same time else where) Ryou's POV
~Dream~
Is working to clean up the house starting with the kitchen when all the sudden Bakura came into the room and said "Ry my love let me do that for you and you go relax on the couch". Ryou started to protest when he was shoved out of the kitchen by Bakura.
Ryou knew the living room was a mess so he decided he'll clean that instead only to walk into the room and see that it was pretty much clean and Akefia was dusting the TV area "Oh Ry Ry, I've cleaned the living room for you so you don't have to do so much". Ryou looked at the room in astonishment that everything was where it was supposed to be, nothing was broken, and it was pretty much spotless.
Bakura then came from the kitchen "The kitchens all clean love and I'm even making your favorite for dinner" Ryou's about to open his mouth to say something when all the sudden.
Ding Dong
Is that the door bell I hear?
Ding Dong
~End dream~
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Oh thank Ra it was just a dream! I don't know if I'd be able to survive if my Thieves were that kind. I mean sure it'd be nice if they would do things like that with out me asking but all that niceness and lack of molestation was scaring me.
All the sudden he heard growling, stomping, and then yelling and cursing from down the stairs.
What's going on now?
Heard a crashing noises and decided to go see whats going on, only to get down the stairs to see both Akefia and Bakura sprawled out on the floor and a grinning Malik standing in the hall way in front of the front door which he then proceeded to kick shut and headed toward him.
Oh dear, I wonder what he want's this time. I hope its not coffee again, because I stopped buying it after the last incident (much to Kura and Kefia's dismay)
Malik's POV
Hmm didn't hikari pretty say something about ringing door bells to many time?...I can't remember it...Oh well
He kept ringing door bell until someone answered. But the person who answered is not the one he wanted to talk to. Bakura stood there in a white t-shirt with black boxers that have little while skulls all over them looking like he just got out of bed and very pissed off looking. Behind him stands an equally pissed off and just out of bed looking Akefia in only a pair of red boxers with black dragons on them, holding a sharp looking knife.
Normal POV
"Good morning guys, I'm here to speak with Ryou" Malik said cheerfully while the other 2 glared daggers at him.
"DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT TIME IT IS YOU STUPID PSYCHOTIC ASSHOLE!" yelled Bakura.
"I'm going to take pleasure in gutting you alive psycho" Akefia said menacingly
Malik tilted his head to the side like a puppy which only severed to provoke Bakura and Akefia into attacking him, which ended up with Bakura on the floor dazed and slightly confused, Akefia's knife stuck in a tree out front, and Akefia dazed on the floor next to Bakura, both wonder what the shadow realm just happened. Malik then noticed Ryou on the stairs and headed towards him.
Bakura POV
Damn how'd he do that? Crap it hurts to move, I think he may have just slightly hugged me (1) because I feel several broken things. Oh no he's going towards Ryou.
"Leave him alone psycho" Bakura managed to cough out as he try to grab onto Malik's leg as he walked past. But Malik just walked right on by and stopped at the bottom of the stairs in front of Ryou where he proceeded to stand there and stare at Ryou for a few minutes before speaking. What he said caused Bakura's jaw to drop and the only thing telling him this is reality was the piercing pain in his body.
Akefia POV
Crap I forgot how dangerous that psycho freak is. Ugh I think my ribs are broken. What's Bakura saying?
"Leave him alone psycho"
Leave who alone? Oh he's heading towards Ryou...NO I wont let him hurt Ryou again!
"Don't you dare hurt my Ryou! Stay away from him you freak!"
But Malik just kept on walking until he stopped at the bottom of the stairs in front of Ryou where he proceeded to stand and stare at Ryou for a few minutes before speaking. What he said caused Akefia to wonder if he hit his head as he fell.
Ryou POV
Oh dear he's coming towards me, hopefully its not to try and hurt me again. I still remember the last time Kura and Kefia tried to kill Malik and he used me as a shield the only difference is that Marik, Atem, and Yami aren't here to make them stop.
I hear Bakura and Akefia telling him to leave me alone and I see them trying to get up off the floor to stop him from getting any closer, but it seems he managed to do a number on them without even trying.
Oh now he's standing in front of me, I wonder when he got there. Maybe I should be running to my room right about now? But all he's doing is standing there and staring at me. Oh now he's opening his mouth to say something.
Ryou can't help but stare at Malik as he tried to process what he just heard out of Malik's mouth.
Well now that's a first from Malik
That's the last thought to go through Ryou's mind before he fainted
Malik POV
Ooo there's the fluffy hikari. Oh Bakura and Akefia I'm not going to hurt your fluffy hikari, that would make hikari pretty mad at me. Besides if I hurt him then I would not get what I want to know from him.
Now I'm standing in front of him. Now what do I do? I can't just ask for help that would make me seem weak. But then again hikari bunny wont tell me what I want if I use force and on top of that not only would Akefia and Bakura NOT leave me alone but they'd ALSO call hikari pretty and hikari pretty's mean sister would find out and hit me with the frying pan AGAIN.
So it looks like I will just have to suck up my pride and just ask.
Malik took a deep breath before saying
"Fluffy hikari bunny I...need your...um...help"
Somewhere in Malik's mind he heard his hikari's voice saying something about manners
"um...please?"
Crap that sounded so lame and weak...why does hikari bunny look like I just explained how I killed my last victim?
Malik caught Ryou as he fainted and looked down at him like he's crazy.
TBC
(1) Because we all know that if it was a full out Melvin hug he'd either be dead or unconscious.
Please let me know what you think of it so far and if there's any mistakes or things that don't make sense (because I'm famous for typing stories that are present tense one moment and then are past tense the next only to switch back to present tense and its not even a flashback
