Queer is Stewie

Scene one

It was pouring rain on the Griffins house. Brian was sitting on the couch watching tv.

TV: We now return you to The Incredible Hulk.

( Onscreen) Therapist: And how did that make you feel?

Hulk: MAADDD!

Therapist: Hmm. Ok. Here is the bill.

Hulk: rawrrrrrrrr!

( Stewie walks over to Brian)

Stewie: Hey Brian, have you seen Rupert?

Brian: Yeah, I think Peter took him.

Stewie: What? Where?

Brian: Goodwill, I think.

Stewie: Oh my God, no! ( Stewie runs out the door into the rain. Peter's car pulls into the driveway)

Stewie: Damn it, I've lost him! (Stewie starts sobbing in the rain)

Peter (sees Stewie): Oh my God a baby! I must warn the elders! (Peter runs off)

The next day is sunny and dry. Stewie sits in bed, wiping the tears off his face.

Stewie: Oh Rupert, I hope your safe.

(Cutaway) Rupert has a target painted on him. A man is aiming a rifle and shoots Rupert.

Man: God I hope there wasn't coke in there.

(Brian walks into Stewies room and sits by his bed)

Brian: Hey Stewie, I know it hurts now but you'll be back on your feet making inventions we use once for an episode plot.

Stewie: Th-thanks Brian. It just got me thinking. What if you weren't here?

Brian: Hey I think you'd be fine.

Stewie: No. No I wouldn't be. I love you Brian.

Brian: I love you too, Stewie.

Stewie: No, Brian. I love you.

Brian: Your'e being vaguer than a feminate talking male friend

(Cutaway) Man: So, who's your favorite musician?

Metro friend: Madonna

Man: ohh.

Metro friend: She use to be kinda cute.

Man: Oh.

Metro friend: I used to love her outfits!

Man: Are you gay! Are you! Tell me!

Stewie: Brian. I love you. You're my best friend. I love you.

Brian: Oh. Oh my God. I've... Uh... Got to. (Leaves room)