Queer is Stewie
Scene one
It was pouring rain on the Griffins house. Brian was sitting on the couch watching tv.
TV: We now return you to The Incredible Hulk.
( Onscreen) Therapist: And how did that make you feel?
Hulk: MAADDD!
Therapist: Hmm. Ok. Here is the bill.
Hulk: rawrrrrrrrr!
( Stewie walks over to Brian)
Stewie: Hey Brian, have you seen Rupert?
Brian: Yeah, I think Peter took him.
Stewie: What? Where?
Brian: Goodwill, I think.
Stewie: Oh my God, no! ( Stewie runs out the door into the rain. Peter's car pulls into the driveway)
Stewie: Damn it, I've lost him! (Stewie starts sobbing in the rain)
Peter (sees Stewie): Oh my God a baby! I must warn the elders! (Peter runs off)
The next day is sunny and dry. Stewie sits in bed, wiping the tears off his face.
Stewie: Oh Rupert, I hope your safe.
(Cutaway) Rupert has a target painted on him. A man is aiming a rifle and shoots Rupert.
Man: God I hope there wasn't coke in there.
(Brian walks into Stewies room and sits by his bed)
Brian: Hey Stewie, I know it hurts now but you'll be back on your feet making inventions we use once for an episode plot.
Stewie: Th-thanks Brian. It just got me thinking. What if you weren't here?
Brian: Hey I think you'd be fine.
Stewie: No. No I wouldn't be. I love you Brian.
Brian: I love you too, Stewie.
Stewie: No, Brian. I love you.
Brian: Your'e being vaguer than a feminate talking male friend
(Cutaway) Man: So, who's your favorite musician?
Metro friend: Madonna
Man: ohh.
Metro friend: She use to be kinda cute.
Man: Oh.
Metro friend: I used to love her outfits!
Man: Are you gay! Are you! Tell me!
Stewie: Brian. I love you. You're my best friend. I love you.
Brian: Oh. Oh my God. I've... Uh... Got to. (Leaves room)
