No One's POV

"Hey, guys I have an Idea" Emmett tells the others

"What is it" everyone else asks

"Let's do wife swap" emmet answers"

"But, if we get caught, we'll be grounded for a month" everyone else except Alice replies

"Wait, guys we won't get caught" Alice replies

Everyone replies "Oh ok, Let's do the application"

PART 1- BASIC INFORMATION

Today's Date: 12/04/2108

Name: Carlisle Cullen (32)

Children Names:

Edward Cullen (19)

Alice Swan (19)

Jasper Hale (20)

Rosalie Hale (19)

Emmett Cullen (19)

Bella Swan (19)

Jacob Black (21)

Renesmee Swan (18)

Wife Name:

Esme Cullen (32)

Marital Status: M If married, how many years? 11

10.MOTHER:

Are you currently:

_ Working Full Time _ Working Part Time _ Unemployed X Stay-at-home

Current occupation: Current employer:

Work Schedule:

FATHER:

Are you currently:

X Working Full Time _ Working Part Time _ Unemployed _ Stay-at-home

Current occupation: Doctor Current employer: Forks Hospital

Work Schedule: 7-7

How did you hear about our search for families to be on the show?

Watching "Wife Swap"

X Television

Radio

Newspaper

Other, explain_

PART 2- HOUSEHOLD INFORMATION

What is the closest major airport to your home?

Louis Armstrong New Orleans International Airport

How long have you been living at your current home?

1 year

Do you: X own or _rent your home? If you have a landlord or if you are a part of a homeowners association or condo association, please include their contact information:

Please describe your home: apartment, house, number of bedrooms, number of stories, etc.

Mansion, 4 Floors, 4 Bedrooms with double beds, 2 Bedrooms with single beds

Who wears the pants and why?

Carlisle Cullen, because he works

Who takes care of the following responsibilities in your family?

Child Care:

Esme

Cleaning:

Everyone

Money:

Carlisle

Shopping:

Alice

Cooking:

Esme

Kid's Homework:

Emmet asks "Wait, kids don't have to do their homework"

Edward replies "They should. Just write kids"

Emmet replies "Fine"

Kids

Planning Social Life:

Emmett asks "Alice"

Jacob nods as does Edward.

Emmett replies "Alice, it is"

Alice

Do you have any Pets? How many? What Type? Do they have free reign of the house?

Rosalie asks "Emmett, write a dog"

Jacob Replies "No way"

Emmet answers "Sure, Rosalie"

Dog/Wolf. Controlled by Renesmee

Jacob replies "I hate you, Emmett, I hate you"

Describe dinnertime in your family. Do you go out? Do you cook? Where do you eat – at the table or in front of the tv?

Emmet asks "What should I write, apart from the truth?"

Jasper replies "Like normal families, we eat at the dining table"

Emmett replies "Ok"

We eat at the dining table

How would you describe your diet? Do you allow junk food and soda in your home? What restrictions are there, if any?

Emmet says "Animal Blood"

Edward says "No, don't write blood write vegetarian. We're human not vampires"

Alice asks "But we're not vegetarians"

Bella replies 'Well technically we're vegetarian vampires, so write vegetarian, Emmet, ok?"

Emmet answers "Ok"

Vegetarian

What is your daily routine? Are you a scheduled family?

N/A

How do you spend your evenings? Weekends?

Alone, really

How do you discipline your children? Please give specific details and why this is important to you as a parent?

We don't discipline them much, as we think they should learn on their own from mistakes

What rules must your children follow? Are you strict parents? Do your children have strict bedtimes, curfews and censors on TV/music etc..?

They can go to 'Bed' whenever they want, do whatever they want

What makes your family unique? Why should your family be chosen?

All of our children are adopted and have mostly tragic backgrounds. They have relationships, but we find it ok, as they're not biologically related

What would your family be able to teach another family?

How to have fun

PART 3- LIFESTYLE INFORMATION

How would you describe your relationship with your partner?

We're deeply in love forever and would do anything for them

How would you and your spouse describe your relationship with your kids?

Good Relationship, though sometimes rocky, as they're all adopted

Does religion and alternative lifestyles/practices play a part in your family's life? If so how?

No, not really. We're christians though

What role do art and culture play in your life (i.e. attending museums, the theatre, opera, ballet, etc…)?

Minor role

Are you willing to share your thoughts and feelings and enforce your rules on another family? Why or why not?

Partially, we'll give them "fun rules", so they might be different

Are you both ready, willing and able to do the show? Why or why not?

Yes, because the show is very cool

How many episodes of "Wife Swap" have you seen together as a family?

None _

A few episodes here and there _

A full season X

I've never missed an episode. _

Other – please explain. _

How do you manage the household budget? What best describes your family and why? Big Spenders or Penny Pinchers?

We have a combined salary of 5,000,000$ per year and so we don't really care about how much our children spend. We are big spenders.

What pushes your buttons? Both in your family and in general.

When people disrespect me and my mate, Esme and my family in general.

What is your household philosophy?

Have fun in life.

What was your upbringing like? What were you like as a small child? How are you different from the way you were in high school?

Abused by my father, so eloped with my mate Esme at the age of 21 and am now much more calm than in High School

Is there any feuding in your immediate or extended family? If so, please elaborate.

Yes, sometimes, between the different couples, especially between Rosalie and Jacob

Have you or anyone in your immediate family been adopted? Have you or anyone in your immediate family placed a child up for adoption? If so, have you ever tried to contact your mother/child? What was the result?

All of my children are adopted

PART 4- BACKGROUND INFORMATION

Has anyone in the family ever received advice and support from any outside agency like Social Services, or a counsellor, therapist, etc. If so, has this helped? Why/why not?

No

If you were selected to be part of "Wife Swap," could you take off work (up to 10 days)?

Mother: Yes X No_

Father: Yes_ No X

Have you ever used recreational drugs?

Mother: Yes_ No X

Father: Yes_ No X

If yes, explain (What drugs, how long ago, etc):

Are you on prescription medication?

Mother: Yes_ No X

Father: Yes_ No X

Children: Yes_ No X

If yes, explain:

Do you, your spouse or your children have any allergies, existing heart conditions, or any other physical impairment? If yes, explain:

No

Do you or your children have any limitations that would affect being able to participate in physical activity? If so, what?

No

Have you or any of your children been diagnosed or treated for behavioural or developmental disorders or disabilities? (i.e. ADD/ADHD; learning difficulties; autistic spectrum, etc.)

No

Have you ever been arrested or charged with a crime of any type?

Mother: Yes_ No X

Father: Yes_ No_

If so, please give dates and details (include the outcome):

Have you ever been convicted of any crime?

Mother: Yes_ No X

Father: Yes_ No X

If so, please give dates and details (including sentence or other disposition):

Have you ever had a restraining order issued against you; or had to have one issued against another person?

Mother: Yes_ No X

Father: Yes_ No X

If so, please give dates and details:

Have you ever been been treated by a mental health professional? If so, what for?

No

Have you ever filed for bankruptcy or chapter 11?

Mother: Yes_ No X

Father: Yes_ No X

If yes, please explain:

Have you ever been a performer, participant, or contestant on television, radio or film?

Mother: Yes_ No X

Father: Yes_ No X

If yes, what programs and dates:

List all instances where you have appeared on any reality, competition or game show:

Are you currently under consideration by any other show? Please provide a list of all shows you've applied for in the past year:

What is Mother's highest level of education? PHD

Degree(s): English, Architect, Interior Decorator

School(s) attended: _

Are you a legal resident of the United States? Yes X No_

Have you ever been divorced? Yes_ No X

If so, what date(s) was/were your divorce(s) final?

What is Father's highest level of education? PHD

Degree(s): Medicine, Biology, Physicology

School(s) attended: _

Are you a legal resident of the United States? Yes X No_

Have you ever been divorced? Yes_ No X

If so, what date(s) was/were your divorce(s) final?

Emmett asks "So should we send it now"

The others answer "Send it, now"

Emmett replies "Okidoki. I will go to the mail now and send it"

A/N: I know this chapter was short, but it's just the application