Welcome to my returning season. This is kind of a hit or miss season. It's based on the Revenge of the Island shot where you can see different cast members on the boat, before it gets blown up, so it's based on that. Mostly they are World Tour contestants, with a couple more thrown in for good measure.
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Cast:
Sierra, Cody, Tyler, Beth, Lindsay, Justin, Trent, Geoff, Bridgette, Eva, LeShawna, Harold, DJ, Gwen, Duncan, Izzy, Owen, Heather
The camera opened on an astronaut banging a wrench against a satellite. A suspiciously familiar voice was doing a voice over as the astronaut continued to bang his wrench against the piece of metal. "We've been to the movies," said the voice. "We've been around the world!" As the voice said this, the satellite somehow broke, and shattered apart. The astronaut was clearly shocked. As the space craft continued to drift apart, it was revealed that it was simply a pack of marshmallows inside of it. The astronaut seemed to let out a sigh of relief.
"And this season!" The voice continued. "We are going to back the where it all began!" The camera, as he was talking, zoomed in from space, travelling through clouds, and revealing an orange sky. "At Camp Wawanakwa!" The camera finally stopped and settled on the island. A man could be seen on the dock that was going out into the sea
The camera cut to the man, who was wearing a blue checkered shirt, lime-green khakis, sneakers, and a charm of sorts around his neck. He appeared to be in his mid-thirties, with his jet black hair and overly-polished smile. "I'm Chris McClean," Chris said, pointing at himself. He began to walk down the Dock of Shame. "And as you can see, things have changed since we've been away." He was walking towards an intern, who was holding a glass on a silver platter. He pointed at a sign that seemed to fall over as if on command.
"And by change," Chris continued, "I mean, gotten really, really dangerous." He bent over like a plotting villain. His eyes squinted, and he seemed to be freaking out the intern that was holding the drink. He took the drink, and a giant octopus tentacle rose up out of the water. The intern's eyes followed it in shock, as it continued to rise up, then slam it's tentacle down, probably killing the intern, and destroying part of the dock.
Chris managed to side step out of the way before the octopus tentacle thing could get him, and he smiled a charismatic smile, ignoring the brutal death of the unnamed intern. He bent over the intern's final resting place and laughed. "Good stuff," he said, continuing to laugh. He stood straight up immediately, getting serious.
"The rules of the game remain the same," he said matter-of-factly, holding one finger up in the air. The camera cut to a picture of a cabin, with roaches all over the beds, floor, and even one on the camera for good measure. "A handful of teens will fight with complete strangers." The camera cut to a picture of a pair of underwear that was probably very dirty. It was nailed to the wall for some unexplained reason. "Air their dirty laundry in our outhouse confessional," the door swung open to reveal the inside of an outhouse. "And compete in life-threatening challenges all over the island!" The camera cut to a shot of the cliff that the original challenge took place on, now with stalactites sticking out of the water, and they shone with sharpness. "And risk being voted off," the camera cut to a shot of the campfire pit.
"Last one standing, wins one! Million! Dollars!" There was now a cut of a wheelbarrow full of cash. It zoomed in on it, as heavenly music played in the background. The camera cut back to Chris, who continued to slurp his drink. "Speaking of our cast," he said, "Here they come now!"
Opening Chords
A camera popped out of a tree with an octopus arm, out of lake Wawanakwa, and then out of a toxic waste barrel
Dear Mom and Dad I'm doin' fine
The camera rose out of the lake, zooming through the Dock of Shame. It also threw past Chris, who was in a golf cart. He smiled and waved at the camera, and it flew past a couple of interns who were moving a totem pole.
You guys are on my mind
The camera then flew up the giant mountain on the island. The hovered in the air for a second, before flying downwards, and going into the water
You asked me what I wanted to be,
It unveiled Owen floating nonchalantly in the water, clearly relaxing. A fishing rod stuck itself into his swim trunk, pulling him to the surface
And I think the answer is plain to see
Bridgette and Geoff were pulling on the other end of the fishing rod. Owen flew up onto the boat. The three of them exchanged nervous glances with one another
I wanna be… famous
Harold and Leshawna were rowing through a stream. Harold was clearly trying to show off to her, unleashing some karate moves, before smacking himself in the face, and falling into the river
I wanna live close to the sun
Harold fell down past a log where Justin was lifting weights. He looked at the camera seductively, and his teeth flashed, causing the camera to black out
Go pack your bags, cause I've already won
Izzy was jumping all around Eva, who was clearly getting sick of her antics. She finally got fed up with her, and punched her straight out of the frame
Everything to prove, nothing in my way, I'll get there one day
Trent was roasting a marshmallow while watching Duncan and Gwen kiss. He sighed to himself, and realized his marshmallow was on fire. He threw the stick away in panic, and then, realizing what he had done, tried to grab a bucket of water, but tripped over his own foot
'Cause I wanna be… famous
Tyler was stretching his muscles, and trying to look as attractive as possible. Lindsay laughed to herself while blushing
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na
Sierra was hugging Cody, who was clearly trying to escape. Cody tried to push her away, but to no avail. Izzy came flying out of the sky, hitting
Sierra, who was stunned enough to let Cody go.
Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na (I Wanna Be! I Wanna Be! I Wanna Be Famous!)
DJ was shown shivering in a hole, as a bunny caught up to him. He smiled at it, and began petting it happily, before Cody fell down the hole, causing the bunny to bite onto DJ's head, and he began to scream and run in a circle, and Cody gave the camera a guilty look.
Whistling Chorus
LeShawna and Harold looked at each other awkwardly. Harold went in, but LeShawna slapped him, causing him to fall off the stump. A sign appeared reading out: 'Attack of the Island'
The camera cut to a shot of the cast on a boat, and party music was playing in the background.
The camera had a shot of Eva, looking like she was about to kill someone, so that's normal. Harold, DJ and LeShawna were dancing to the music, LeShawna showing off her famous moves from TDA. Gwen and Duncan were doing their own thing, and I'm sure you can guess what it is.
It then cut to Noah, who was boredly watching Izzy hang off the side of the boat while twirling life preservers. She had a massive insane grin on her face as if she was enjoying it. Sierra was giving Cody a massive hug, and Cody, while not appearing happy in his body language, was smiling up at her. Owen was beside them, dancing to the music, and doing what he does best: his own thing.
The camera then cut to Lindsay and Tyler, happily reunited, and of course doing exactly what Gwen and Duncan were doing. Beth was swooning over Justin, who still believed he was the best thing in the whole world. From Beth's expression, she thought so too. Bird poop fell onto Justin's shoulder, causing his eyes to widen in shock, and the camera kept moving.
Trent was being hugged by Katie and Sadie. He didn't exactly appear to be happy with what was happening, but believed there were definitely worse things to happen. Courtney was looking condescendingly at Geoff and Bridgette, who were both dancing happily. There was a robot who was holding Heather. Heather was staring at it suspiciously, and Ezekiel was on the bow, completely crazy.
"Aren't they so happy?" Chris asked rhetorically. He whipped out a controller, which had a giant red button on it. He touched the button and an explosion occurred offscreen. Owen was heard shouting: "NO!"
Beth face planted onto the dock, and she appeared to be quite displeased. "You really want to bring us back for another season Chris? It's as if you never get sick of torturing us!" She took off her glasses and wiped them with a lot of care.
Lindsay also fell from the sky, but landed on Beth, using her as a cushion. "Did you know that I can FLY?!" She cried happily at Chris, who raised an eyebrow. "OMG best friend!" She screamed, looking down at Beth.
"How much weight have you put on since we went to Paris…?" Beth asked weakly. She got up slowly and wandered around for a minute, before collapsing again. "I'm lucky my glasses didn't break!" She whined.
Confessional- Beth
"Maybe what I said wasn't the nicest," Beth mumbled reluctantly. "But seriously! How would you feel if you for by your best friend, who cost you a million dollars in Paris!"
Harold screamed. "LeShawna! Look out!" The nerd was falling out of the sky, with LeShawna in tow. He grabbed onto her as they fell, causing her to put her hands on her hips directly before they landed.
LeShawna and Harold both landed with a heavy thud. LeShawna got up before he did, crossing her arms. Harold looked up and smiled at her sheepishly.
"Aren't you two.. Like… a couple or something?" Lindsay scratched her head. "I thought you guys got together after we went to that one snowy place, and LeShawna got seduced by Ale... I forgot his name…" she finished.
Harold narrowed his eyes, looking at LeShawna angrily. "I forgave her for trying to hit on Alejandro, but SHE decided that I still wasn't good enough for her."
"I told you!" LeShawna growled, walking down to the opposite end of the deck. "Things just aren't going to work out between us! There is no way that we are getting together now, or ever!"
Confessional- Beth
"Some may call it harshness," Beth explained. "But at least LeShawna is being straight with him, which is what he should be asking for. Plus, I mean, then Harold would be ready to give us another shot!
Cody screamed while falling out of the sky, with Sierra right behind him. The superfan grabbed onto the nerd, and turned herself around, making her the only one to slam into the ground, and leaving Cody relatively unharmed.
"Thanks Sierra!" Cody said sincerely, dusting his shoulders off. "I normally hate it when you do stuff like that, but it's really grown on me."
Confessional- Sierra
Sierra squealed at the geeks comment. "Cody finally respects me, and guess what? I couldn't be happier! I don't even need the money any more, I have to manage fifteen fan blogs, sixteen clubs, and now Cody!"
Confessional- Cody
"Look," the geek smiled. "As much as I hate to egg Sierra on, but since she actually WANTS to hurt herself to protect me, why should I change my philosophy? She wants to help me, and I'm CERTAINLY not going to stop her."
Gwen and Duncan were the next to land. They wasted no time, and went ahead flaunting their relationship to everyone who was there.
"You have nothing to say for yourselves?" Chris asked. "Neither of you? Nothing at all? To anyone?"
Bridgette and Geoff landed right beside them with a heavy thud. "We used to be like that," Bridgette smiled helpfully. "But we've learned that if we do that, it'll just lead to an early elimination."
Beth didn't seem amused. "How'd you learn that? Was it by getting eliminated first last season? Wait! That was so mean! I'm sorry."
"It's okay dude," Geoff said coolly. "That is actually the reason, so good guess."
Eva flew out from out of the sky. "I'm not surprised at all," she landed on her feet, completely unfazed by the massie drop she just took. "You all need to give up now. Team Eva for life!" She cried.
"And I thought I was crazy!" Izzy laughed maniacally. "Actually, no I didn't. I just thought everyone else on this Earth was insane. I'm the only sane one left, but I guess you are sane too!"
Confessional- Eva
Eva blinked in shock. "Wow, am I really comparable to easy?" The jockette contemplated. "Maybe I should reconsider my strategy of brute forcing everyone this season, huh?"
Heather had arrived next, landing with a heavy thud. Owen also came falling from the sky, landing on top of her, causing a muffled scream.
"Oh!" Owen cried, quickly getting up, revealing a completely crushed Heather. "Sorry, I didn't mean to completely crush you! But look!" He pointed at Heather's head. "Your hair grew back!"
Heather seemed pleased that Owen noticed. "Why thank you Owen!" She exclaimed. "No thanks to Gwen or Lindsay," she glared at Gwen, who didn't even come up for air.
"You haven't missed much," Trent said bitterly, landing on Owen's shoulders. "Neither have I, I'm guessing."
Confessional- Heather
"Interesting," Heather grinned maniacally. "Trent, of course, is going to be bitter about Gwen and Duncan hooking up, so all I have to do is get him to trust me again." She paused. "Which would have been a lot easier if I hadn't kissed him back in season one…"
"You didn't watch World Tour?" Sierra questioned. "But you realize that that was my series, right? And also, all the Gwent fans will be so disappointed in your lack of reaction."
Trent grimaced. "There are still followers of that? I swear, we are done. I'm officially through with her."
"Great," Eva growled from the other end of the dock. "Can we stop all this talking, and go ahead and start the game?"
Justin, DJ, and Tyler flew out of the sky, and all of them slammed into the ground all together. "I hate this game," DJ muttered, trying to get up, and failing as Justin was on top of him.
"I don't really mind it," Justin explained. "I'm the one handsome saving grace of this show. So, I really don't mind."
Lindsay swooned. "You got that right," she said in almost a trance, her eyes were enormous compared to their normal size.
"Uh… hello?!" Tyler waved his arms wildly in the air. "Have you forgotten me again? I'm your boyfriend, remember?! The mountain goat?!"
Confessional- Tyler
Tyler was looking at his feet in shame. "What kind of boyfriend am I to not even recognize me, or know that I exist? Maybe I have no choice but to break up with Lindsay…" he gave a heavy sigh.
Confessional- Justin
"Unlike Trent, I watched World Tour," Justin said, menace in his eyes. "And I watched Alejandro very closely. Other than me being hotter, we have a lot similarities."
"Attention fresh meat- actually, more like stale meat!" A loudspeaker called out over the camp. "See that trail leading into the forest? Race to the end of the trail, and do not disturb the wildlife… that would be bad. Just an FYI, the tiniest sound can set them off! Like… THIS!" A horn blew from out of the loudspeaker, causing Gwen and Duncan to separate and the Dock of Shame to rumble, but only for a second
DJ looked around the Dock of Shame. "Hey, I guess Chris got bored of us for something? Not that I'm complaining."
"After all," Heather added on. "It is Chris we are talking about here. Does anyone really care?"
Owen looked around nervously. "In fact," he laughed. "Why don't we just not go? You know, just, like, not run at all? Wouldn't that be awesome?"
"As much as I agree with that," Cody said matter-of-factly. "We should probably meet the cray host man before he goes ballistic and kills all of us."
Trent shrugged, and began running. Eva began to run as well, passing Trent within seconds. He stared at the camera, clearly wondering how Eva was so quick on her feet.
The camera cut to Chris, who was tapping his foot impatiently at the end of the trail. He looked up, and saw Eva. "Congratulations Eva!" He smiled. "As the first to arrive, you can go stand over there," he pointed towards one of the trees. "Justin!" He called as the model emerged from the trees, you'll be over there," he pointed to the other tree.
"What's with all the running?" Tyler asked angrily. "The season just started dude!"
Chris laughed maniacally. "I know, go join Eva on team A. Congrats on not sucking at dying from the wildlife." He looked up to see a crowd of people approaching. "Izzy, Trent, Heather, and Cody! Go join team B! Lindsay, DJ, Sierra, Owen, and Beth, you'll be on team A. Congrats."
Lindsay and Beth shared a look of glee. They both gave each other a hug, and squealed happily. Trent and Heather eyed Izzy uneasily, she was known to be a nutcase.
"Hey Chris?" DJ asked anxiously. "What happened to the rest of the cast on that boat? I mean… Katie, Sadie, and Courtney were on there as well."
Chris shrugged. "They probably got blown into the next time zone if I were to guess. Luckily we got an even number, otherwise it'd be really awkward." DJ blinked in shock, but the final contestants were emerging from the forest. "LeShawna, Harold, Geoff, and Duncan, you'll round out team B. "Bridgette and Gwen, welcome to team A."
"What?!" Gwen and Duncan demanded at the same time. "But we can't be on separate teams!" Gwen complained. "That would be horrible for our relationship!"
Trent narrowed an eyebrow. "Yeah, I know. I've been on a separate team than you," he commented bitterly.
"Shut up dude," Duncan growled, and walked with Geoff to team A, joining Trent and the others. The two shared a glance of mutual hatred.
Chris grinned. "Ooh… tension-y. Any way, I'm going to have to introduce you to the wildlife, aren't I. Well, I rented the island to a nice family-owned toxic waste removal company! Great people by the way. Since there is SO much biohazardous material though, it's beginning to have an effect on the creatures."
"Look!" Bridgette exclaimed. "It's a cute little squirrel!" She pointed at the furry animal, who seemed to smile at the cast.
Geoff also smiled. "You're right Bridge, that's the cut-" the squirrel blinked, revealing it had eyes that opened and closed sideways. The cast screamed in terror.
"Yeah," Chris laughed. "Any way, it's time to christen the teams. Lindsay, Owen, Bridgette, Sierra, DJ, Eva, Gwen, Tyler, and Beth. You'll be known as the Toxic Rats!"
Confessional- Sierra
"I'm not on the same team as Cody?!" She exclaimed in sudden realization. "NO!"
Confessional- Bridgette
"You know, I'm glad that Geoff and I are on different teams this time," the surfer said. "Not because we aren't a happy couple, but because it allows us to focus on the game and that beautiful million dollars!
"That means the remainders, Cody, Justin, Heather, Duncan, Izzy, LeShawna, Harold, Geoff, and Trent! You will be the Mutant Maggots!" Chris said. He gave them no time to react however, plowing right along. "Now, this season will be a little bit different. For example, one person WILL be kicked off in every episode. At least one."
"At least?!" The cast exclaimed.
"Yeah," Chris grinned. "But because I pity you all, I've put a McClean brand invincibility statue on the island… somewhere. You find it, you'll be the most power player of Total Drama's rich history."
The cast let out a collective groan. "Now!" The host exclaimed. "Let's get to your challenge! Next time! On TOTAL! DRAMA! ATTACK OF THE ISLAND!"
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