50 Ways to Die in Pirates of the Caribbean

Savvy?

1 Steal Jack's rum

2 Burn Jack's rum in front of him (unless you're Elizabeth)

3 Check if Will really is a eunuch

4 Let Elizabeth kiss you

5 Get chained to the mast while the Kraken attacks

6 Be a mermaid around Blackbeard

7 Be Barbossa on the Isla de Muerta

8 Throw away your sword while fighting

9 Annoy Calypso

10 Never call Jack "Captain" ( sooner or later he'll shoot you)

11 Be a pirate around Beckett

12 Get stabbed

13 Get shot

14 Get cut by Barbossa's poisoned blade

15 Mix up the chalices at the Fountain of Youth

16 Be an enemy of Jack's

17 Get hung

18 Get marooned where nobody goes and there's no way off wherever you're marooned

19 Tell Barbossa his monkey smells

20 Fall behind

21 Say "Hang the Code!" in front of Captain Teague

22 Show Beckett your pirate brand

23 Try to stab Davy Jones

24 Tell Jack only women wear eyeliner

25 Steal Jack's hat

26 Sail under a pirate flag

27 Belong to the East India Trading Company

28 Fall in love with Calypso

29 Tell Jack The Flying Dutchman is the fastest ship in the Caribbean... and it's more magnificent than The Black Pearl... constantly...until he shoots you

30 Call Davy Jones ugly

31 Take Jack's jar of dirt

32 Ask Davy Jones why his face looks like an octopus

33 Get blown up by a cannon

34 Get strapped to a cannon and sent to the bottom of the ocean

35 Touch Jack's dirt

36 Make a deal with Davy Jones

37 Set foot aboard The Flying Dutchman

38 Get marked with a Black Spot

39 Be Captain of a ship

40 Marry Elizabeth Swann

41 Let Barbossa join you in Holy Matrimony

42 Say "You can't beat me!" while swordfighting with Jack

43 Become the Pelegostos' chief

44 Get kissed by a mermaid

45 Drown

46 Be a crewmember of Queen Anne's Revenge

47 Save Elizabeth from drowning (it almost got Jack shot and hung)

Get eaten by the Kraken

49 Try to kill Captain Jack

5o Be a pirate

If you avoid doing everything listed above you should survive.

Savvy?