50 Ways to Die in Pirates of the Caribbean
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1 Steal Jack's rum
2 Burn Jack's rum in front of him (unless you're Elizabeth)
3 Check if Will really is a eunuch
4 Let Elizabeth kiss you
5 Get chained to the mast while the Kraken attacks
6 Be a mermaid around Blackbeard
7 Be Barbossa on the Isla de Muerta
8 Throw away your sword while fighting
9 Annoy Calypso
10 Never call Jack "Captain" ( sooner or later he'll shoot you)
11 Be a pirate around Beckett
12 Get stabbed
13 Get shot
14 Get cut by Barbossa's poisoned blade
15 Mix up the chalices at the Fountain of Youth
16 Be an enemy of Jack's
17 Get hung
18 Get marooned where nobody goes and there's no way off wherever you're marooned
19 Tell Barbossa his monkey smells
20 Fall behind
21 Say "Hang the Code!" in front of Captain Teague
22 Show Beckett your pirate brand
23 Try to stab Davy Jones
24 Tell Jack only women wear eyeliner
25 Steal Jack's hat
26 Sail under a pirate flag
27 Belong to the East India Trading Company
28 Fall in love with Calypso
29 Tell Jack The Flying Dutchman is the fastest ship in the Caribbean... and it's more magnificent than The Black Pearl... constantly...until he shoots you
30 Call Davy Jones ugly
31 Take Jack's jar of dirt
32 Ask Davy Jones why his face looks like an octopus
33 Get blown up by a cannon
34 Get strapped to a cannon and sent to the bottom of the ocean
35 Touch Jack's dirt
36 Make a deal with Davy Jones
37 Set foot aboard The Flying Dutchman
38 Get marked with a Black Spot
39 Be Captain of a ship
40 Marry Elizabeth Swann
41 Let Barbossa join you in Holy Matrimony
42 Say "You can't beat me!" while swordfighting with Jack
43 Become the Pelegostos' chief
44 Get kissed by a mermaid
45 Drown
46 Be a crewmember of Queen Anne's Revenge
47 Save Elizabeth from drowning (it almost got Jack shot and hung)
Get eaten by the Kraken
49 Try to kill Captain Jack
5o Be a pirate
If you avoid doing everything listed above you should survive.
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