QUOTE I found on line:
"Based on my life and marriage, the definition of whipped must be:
Whipped, noun1. A man who is invested in a happy, healthy marriage with a woman he loves.2. Engaging in a relationship of mutual give and take, where each person is more interested in the good of their mate, that their own happiness, thereby ensuring the latter.3. Lucky bastard."
What is an acronym for a guy that is whipped? (I made up so it sucks!)
W.H.I.P.P.E.D
W. with
H. herI. inP. perfectP. peace,E. exquisitely D. devoted!
Summery: The Cullen's all go to a club and teach a few boys a lesson about what being 'whipped' is really like.
Disclaimer: I don't own Twilight or any of that Stephenie Meyer does, but I am glad that we can have fun with the characters! I also do not own many of the quotes, jokes, and all around phases used in this story. Most of which were googled on line. But all quotes that end with a * all came from my very wonderful cousin Billy.
Edward and Bella walk hand-in-hand into the club. Edward held the door for her as she smiled up at him. The music was blaring in the background and people all around were dancing, you could smell the alcohol in the air. They came to this club to meet up with the other Cullen siblings. Rose and Alice wanted to show their new sister where they loved to hang out. Emmett and Jasper just wanted to see the girls have a great time. The place was crowded and loud, not the sort of place that Bella enjoyed but it was dark and if she was with Edward she would be fine.
3 guys Travis, Rick, and Brian. Sat in a booth watching the Cullen's all night. They sat there laughing and joking. These boys had no idea that not only could the Cullen's hear what they were saying but that Edward could also read their thoughts.
Emmett and Jasper watched as Alice and Rose tried to drag Bella from Edward's arms and onto the dance floor. Bella complained that she would rather watch with the men but Alice argued that Edward would rather see her having fun so Bella unwilling was dragged into the middle of the room.
"Does Alice ever let anyone just sit around!?" Emmett asked sarcastically as they watched the girls pushing Bella off.
"Alice just wants her to have fun and enjoy herself, what's so wrong about that?" Jasper defended his hyperactive wife.
"Its wrong that they are forcing her to do something they know she doesn't want to do. Your wives are very manipulative." Edward countered as the girls started to dance. Bella didn't seem to be having that bad a time so Edward let it go. He was sure to have a talk with Alice later about Bella's rights. Emmett and Jasper just laughed and agreed that Bella would soon be as bad as the girls.
"My Bella won't be corrupted by your little monsters" Edward joked.
"Monsters!?" Emmett and Jasper questioned, laughing at the same time.
They watched the girls dance for a few hours when the floor became really crowed the girls went back to the table to 'rest'. As vampires they could have danced all night and never tired but as the room filled they had to appear human, well as much as they could. The boys in the booth were watching the girls dance and they were watching how the Cullen men acted around them.
"Some guys just don't have any freedom anymore. So sad!" Travis commented to his 2 friends. This was not the first that these three have said but it was starting to get on the Rose and Alice's nerves.
"Yeah, I know man. How could any guy get so whipped like that let alone three of them." Brian agreed.
"Dude … did you see those girls though! Total babes." Rick seemed to be in a daze and only half listening. He was too busy staring at Rose, Alice and Bella in ways that were pissing them off. Even if they tried not to show it.
"Yeah! Hot… defiantly hot but not worth loosing your manhood." Brain and Travis said at the same time.
"They are so whipped their theme song is the man song!"* Travis called, as a new joke towards the Emmett Jasper and Edward.
"They are so whipped if you look up whipped in the dictionary there is a picture of them"* Brian added his own joke.
"Isn't there any other place they could be?" Rose hissed. "I mean really! We never had this big a problem before."
"I know Baby, Say the word and I'll get rid of them!" Emmett said eagerly.
"Its not that bad … can't we just ignore them?" Bella asked trying to clam Rose and Alice down some.
"Its not like they know we hear them … But that's still no excuse for their comments." Jasper tried to sooth Alice by rubbing her arm as he held her and by sending calming emotions to the whole table.
"Its just plain rude! I for one am not just going to sit here and listen to this crap." Alice said and them her eyes lit up and she practically jumped out of Jasper's lap. "I know let's get them to stop. Lets get them to leave or maybe we can get them kicked out!"
"That's a great idea Alice! Did you have anything in mind?" Rose asked clearly enjoying the idea of punishing those that have irritated her.
"Alice I don't …." Bella started but Edward cut in.
"I have a better idea Alice…" Edward didn't get to finish either as Alice's eyes froze and she had a vision of his plan. She started to pout but soon was laughing, clearly pleased with this plan.
"EDWARD that's perfect!!" Alice squealed and everyone looked at her then back to Edward in confusion.
"Ok, …. So what's this perfect plan pixie?" Emmett asked, clearly irritated, after a minute of them both just smiling.
"We aren't going to get back at them. … Not really but what we are going to do is educate them. Teach these boys some manners and some respect." Edward explained.
"They are so whipped they constantly worry about their chicks' reactions." Brian jokes again. " I mean really did any of them do anything without permission?"
"As if it wasn't bad enough with the girls telling them what to do, they all asked if there was anything more they could do for those girls all night. I think I was getting sick!" Travis complained. They didn't even use sarcasm!"
"Actually listening to their problems and I bet they will turn off the TV at home to hear it all over again. Rick mentioned "Poor idiots!"
The girls were sitting with the guys at the table listening to the boys joke and laugh. Alice and Rose were getting more and more pissed but didn't show it as far as the three boys could tell. Emmett and Jasper liked the plan about as much as Alice and were both ready to educate the poor souls in the booth. The Cullen's were keeping up a conversation and all the guys held their girls on their laps. The conversation grew loader as the topic was more for the three in the booth listening in.
"Is there anything we can get you ladies!" Jasper asked pleasantly.
"I don't think so but we will let you know if anything changes" Alice told him with a peck on his cheek, causing a huge smile to spread across his face.
"How about you Rosy? Is there anything you need Love?" Emmett asked as he nibbled playfully on her neck.
"No, I'm fine … well as long as you don't mess up my hair I'm fine." Rose said only half way joking with him. She giggled as he wiggled his eye brows at her again.
"It's a good thing I'm used to that Emmett or I might really think something was wrong with you!" Bella laughed. "Beside you all just asked us that question not even 5 minutes ago."
"We can't help it if we need you all to be happy Love!" Edward said as he placed a kiss on her forehead.
"Love is the condition in which the happiness of another person is essential to your own." The Cullen men stated at the same time.
"Can you say puck fest! I mean really did you hear that garbage about love and happiness." Travis made a gagging noise.
"Puck Fest!" Brian repeated and he joined in with the gagging sounds and laughing that followed.
The girls decided to go back to dancing, Bella wasn't as stubborn about not going this time as it was just another plot to trick the boys. They all got up and as the girls started to walk away all the Cullen guys pretended to have a hard time letting go. This wasn't really that hard to pretended.
"The Hip-Attachment faze, they never go anywhere without those girls." Rick teased.
"Their so whipped they get sad every time they close their eyes cause they can't see their girls."* Travis joked.
The girls are still dancing on the floor as the boys in the booth joke and talk about the Cullen men.
"The girls seem to be enjoying themselves. Its great to see them all so happy!" Jasper commented as the Cullen guys watch the girls dancing again.
"Yeah but it sucks that they make us sit hear. I want to move!" Emmett whined.
"It could be worse Emm. Rose could have told us to stay home this time." Edward argued. "Besides its not like they are that far, just a few yards away." All the guys sigh deeply as they long to be with the women they love.
"True, it could be worse." Emmett agreed.
"Lovers need room apart, if they do not, how are they suppose to have that 'I missed you so much today' feeling." The Cullen men all said.
Travis smiled at the other boys like he had the greatest idea ever.
"What the plan now Trav?" Brian asked as he had seen this look many times before.
"What if we show these poor guys what the are doing." Travis responded. "Maybe they don't realize how much these girls, as hot as they maybe, have totally controlled their lives. Its almost sad."
"Great idea dude! But how?" Rick agreed.
"You'll see, you'll see. Come on" Travis said as he got up from the booth and had the other boys following.
They were headed for the dance floor; straight to the middle, dead center. This is the exact spot the girls were dancing in. Alice and Rose just ignored the boys and Bella focused her attention back toward the table but the guys had moved? She looked around the room only to find them making their way up behind the boys.
"Hello ladies!" I'm Travis and this is Brian and Rick." Travis introduced once they got close enough.
"Umm hello?" Bella replied. Edward and the others had yet to reach the group on the floor and they didn't seem to be getting any closer either.
"Is there something you boys needed or can we get back to enjoying our night now?" Rose asked snippily. She was getting more pissed off with every second.
Emmett moved in then with the others close behind. He went to stand behind Rose and wrapped her in his arms. To some this would look like a possessive embrace but the rest of the family could tell Emm was restraining her as well as calming her with his hold.
"Girls don't you get tired of these boys always crowding you? I mean its not like we were doing anything!" Travis asked innocently. But he moved forward, cutting Edward off, to put an arm around Bella.
"Remove your arm from my wife!" Edward growled. He practically yanked him off her and shoved Travis into Rick.
"The Possessor! You know some guys date girls who don't have names, at least according to them." Brian commented. "Stop saying "my wife". It's irritating and makes the poor babe sound like your latest novelty item. … Not that there's anything wrong with objectifying woman, but when you're using it strictly as a means of self-pleasing, it's lame and contrived.
Edward moved Bella so she was behind him. He glared fiercely at the boys and looked at if he would kill the next one that spoke. He hated they way these boys thought and even more so when directed at Bella.
"God, chill out man. Its not like its that big of a deal! Its not the end of the world or anything." Rick said.
Edward stood there glaring until till Bella placed a hand on his shoulder and Jasper tried to send calming waves his way. He took a few unneeded deep breaths to calm.
"I love her and that's the beginning of everything." Edward said strongly. "I'm sure that's something you will never understand."
By now Jasper had come to stand by Alice's side, simply holding her hand in his. Alice and Jasper did not express their feeling in many words and touches but one thing they did do a lot of was holding hands. Mostly they just looked at each other, that alone would be enough to share their love for one another.
"You're PDA people? Don't you know that public displays of affection are the most earnest ways of destroying your friendships with others. If you are surrounded by others, you may not kiss, or even hold hands!" Rick blurted out at Jasper.
"Don't you know that little crap they have you do isn't worth shit!" Brian asked and then shook his head slowly. "Its sad to see you so willing to be fools for them."
Jasper just looked at his Alice and smile. Then he turned back to the boys.
"When I saw her I fell in love, and she smiled at me because she knew." Jasper said. "Nothing is more important than that!"
"You know I'm getting really pissed with your stupid crap boys!" Rose hissed at the boys again.
Emmett moved his hand back up her arm till he reached her shoulders. She shuttered slightly at his touch as he began rubbing her back. Rose was getting really tense and Emmett hated to see her so upset, much like the rest of the family with their partners.
"Giving her a backrub because it looks like her neck is sore. Oh, Isn't that sweet. You really do need a reality check don't you?" Travis taunted.
"Emmett let go!" Rose asked forcefully but with a little less hatred.
Emmett did as she said and dropped his hands to his side. He knew better then to get in her way now. If they were going to keep this up Rose was going to enjoy kicking their little asses.
"A man who is obedient to his female partner? I bet its in order to get some." Brian commented. "It wouldn't surprise me if she had you do a lot of bull shit to get what you want from her."
"If you knew anything about love then you would know how stupid you all are." Emmett said harshly
"And just what the hell do you know about love? You're nothing but a bunch of whipped baby boys." Rick spat at him.
"Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get, it's what you are expected to give — which is everything!" Emmett said proudly and without missing a beat.
"They make your decisions for you all huh? You go home when their ready, I bet its you guys that always pays right?" Rick asked smugly.
"Your so whipped your girls say jump and you all are already in the air"* Travis joked. The boys started laughing again. "Have you all started checking in with each other's girls to make sure if something was ok? "*
"You probably would stand in the middle of a busy shopping center holding their purses." Brian commented with a big stupid grin. "How difficult is it to say, "No" or even, "Hell no" when she says, Here. Hold this for me?"
"Have you put your "little black books" in the recycle bins yet?" Travis asked.
"We don't have nor have we ever needed little black books." Edward commented sharply. "As for us paying and doing anything they ask; its only the best we can do. Unlike you, we are gentlemen and treat our wives with respect and love."
"Aren't the men supposed to be in control? You know, he wears the pants around here!" Rick asked.
"They might wear the pants but their girls controls the zippers!" Brian corrected. "that's the only excuse they could have for the way the act. I would say that's all it is, an act. There's no way they really would put up with this crap otherwise."
"Its almost sad how uneducated you boys are! If only you could take a few lessons and learn something." Rose and Alice said. "No wonder you don't have girl friends!"
"They do not love that do not show their love." The Cullen men all said at the same time that they all kissed their wives.
Travis, Rick and Brian all stood there shocked! How could the Cullen men all still act so calm and loving after everything that they told them. They had to know something wasn't right, didn't they? The three boys were lost in thought just staring at the couples in front of them. Edward, and everyone around for that matter, could tell that these boys weren't going to understand no matter how long they keep this up. When suddenly three cell phones went off!
"Hello?" All three of the boys answered.
As it turns out they did have girl friends and they weren't too pleased that the boys went out clubbing without them. They had a nice long yelling fit and told the boys to get home as soon as possible if they knew what was good for them. While listening to the boys pleading with their girls for a while Rose and Alice couldn't help but laugh and this caused Bella and even the men to laugh as well. Travis, Rick and Brian all ended up telling the girls they would all be home as soon as possible.
" Look who's whipped now boys!" Rose mused as she laughed when they started to walk away.
"Oh, wait before you go. I think you could use this more than any of us!" Edward called to the boys.
As they were quickly leaving the dance floor, Edward ran up and handed Travis a torn out piece of a magazine. The article was one that Emmett found and ripped out as a joke for Edward and Bella. Edward didn't find it all that funny at the time but now was please.
The article read:
Attention guys: 9 ways to show your wife she's a priority in your life!
1. Be home on time. When you say you are going to be home at a certain time you need to be there.
2. If your wife calls, answer the phone. It is one thing to say that my wife is a priority to me; it is another thing to show it by my actions.
3. Remember important dates. There are these things called anniversaries and birthdays (not to mention Christmas and Valentine's Day).
4. Continue to date her. We have to continue to pursue our wives after we marry them.
5. Help her around the house. Guys, the most important piece of advice I can give you is go ask her what you can do to help her
6. Be perceptive. This means we need to respond to her, to practice active listening and seek to understand how she feels and what she needs. God made her unique and gave her to us to serve her and take care of her. The only way we will do this is by really listening to her and being perceptive and responding to what she needs.
7. Never make disparaging remarks about her. We must honor our wives by the way we talk about them in public. Be open with your emotions and tell your wife how much you love her and why. Guard your tongue and don't make sarcastic comments about her in an attempt to be funny. Do not bash her to others.
8. When you are home, be home. I know that many of us are very busy and our jobs demand a lot. But when we get home, we need to drop the craziness that is our daily job and focus on our wife
9. Take care of yourself physically.
…
The Cullens laugh and enjoy the rest of their time hanging out at the club. The girls dances off and on. As the night grew later they even dragged the guys out to dance. This was not that difficult a task, but some how the managed. As the club was closing and they all were getting ready to head home, the guys all wrapped their arms around their wives and whispered in their ears.
"If you love someone you say it, you say it right then, out loud. Otherwise the moment just… passes you by…" Emmett whispered. "I love you!"
"If I tell you I love you, can I keep you forever?" Jasper whispered and kissed Alice's neck. She giggled and just smiled.
"I'd rather die tomorrow than live a hundred years without knowing you" Edward whispered, kissed her neck and cradled Bella into his arms to carry her to the car.
~They all go home and enjoy the rest of forever with the love of their lives!~
