PAUL ATISHON TURNABOUT ELECTION

BY BARRYLAWN

it was da last dae in the us elections and donald and hilary were about to beet each other cause people actually vote for clinton, wtf guys?

BUT AT THE LAST MINUTE

"WAAAAAAAIT" shouted a man and he ran up and he was carrying a carriage thing with some other guy behind it and the carriage thing got on the stage and the man opened his window and a guy was there

"HELLOOOOOO PEOPLE OF AMERICA" shouted the man "my name is paul atishon! i am de man who is detsniyed to become king of dis fine nation sum day! my election is a sure thing caus my grandad was a famous politician so im teh chosen one"

"OBJECTION" shouted the donald "im teh chosen one fuck you"

"no me" said clinton

"fuck off clinton your voters are illegal"

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" screamed the shitty little bois who sneaked into the voting to vote cause they shitty little bois who break the law so they got thrown in prison

"WAIT" shouted atishon "these bois are too young and shitty to know wat they did was wrong and could have doomed america, so ill be a good paulatishon and let them free"

"ok"

"WOW" said phoenix "that makes my job easier, vote 4 atishon!"

they voted for atishon

"HOLD IT" shouted trump "im gonna bill dawall!"

everyone voted for trump

"OBJECTION" shouted atishon "IM GONNA MAKE KURAIN GREAT AGAIN"

"and does this make america great again" said trump

"yes" said atishon "...,...,...,...,...,...,...,...,..." he left

"HOLD IT" shouted hillary "IM STILL HERE!"

"no ur not, and neither is atishon so i-"

"NO" shouted atishon rushing back to the stage but he broke his placard in the running and he was like :OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

"mr atishon u said something at the start of this election" said trump "you siad that you were to be KING of this nation"

"yes" said atishon "...,...,...,...,...,...,..." and he picked up his taped placard and left

"HOLD IT" shouted trump "wherea re you goin NOW"

"ok wat" said atishon

"so u wanna be king but this isnt a kingdom this is election for president, YOU CANT BE KING, YOU GOTTA BE PRESIDENT"

"ACK" he crushed his placard ":OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"

"HA HA HA" laughed trump "now vote 4 me sins theres noone left to vote 4, noone votes for hillary anyway"

"OBJECTION" shouted atishon "ill turn dis shit around trump"

"ha ha no you cant" said trump

"YES I CAN" shouted atishon "peeple of america, if you vote 4 me, the president will be replaced by a KING"

"WOOW" shouted everyone and they all voted for him

"NOOO" shouted trump "VOTE 4 ME FOR PRESIDENT"

"NO WAY, KINGS ARE RICH" shouted the peoples

"NOOOOOOOOOOO" screamed trump and he fell and deaded in an assassination from shelly de killer who was hired by ?

"WAAT" shouted gumshoe "WHO WAS ?"

"IT MUST HAVE BEEN CLINTON" shouted atishon "AND THE PROOF IS THAT SHE SUCKS SO MUCH TRUMP WOULD BEAT HER, IM TOO AWESOM TO LOSE SO I WOULDNT NEED TO HIRE HIM"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" screamed clinton and she lost her memory cause shes forgettable idk i just came up with an insult for lols

===AFTER ELECTION===

atishon became president and president became king and america became the united kingdom of america, not to be confused with the united kingdom of britain, which had to have its name changed to that to avoid confusion

THE END