If I owned Naruto, I'd make the character do naughty things. Like throwing toasters into little children's bathtubs!

Note: This story is more of a retard crack that my one friend and I thought up. She has a character which is an OC but does not become a love interest and in case you have a breain fart. The akatsuki characters which I mentioned are the usual. KakuHidan, SasoDei, KisaIta, ZetsuTobi, PeinKonan.

This story also skips to different points of view for different views of the story (obviously).
Time for some mind melting! =D

P.S. Any editing errors are not there, you're imagining it. This is Jesus writing this line so listen. ^^


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Admission is only 200 dollars a year, much less than other boarding schools, and all of your child's food, supplies, and classes will be taken care of. You child will have his/her own dorm which comes with:
- Desk and chair, with outlet for a computer if you would like to bring one
- Queen-Sized Bed
- Bedstand
- Dresser
- Television
- Bathroom with a bathtub/shower
- Closet
- Small Kitchen

Your child will take his/her required courses and electives along with our special classes that will help them on their journey to the great state of heterosexuality. To enroll your child in to this amazing facility, call 188-666-9837.

Sincerely,
Mr. Rubdick
666 Happippy Lane
Kyoto, Japan

I looked at the flyer in front of me, you have to be kidding me… "Mom, I'm not gay, HE came on to ME!" I can't believe this, my own Mom doesn't believe me. I was just hanging out with my friend, Yuji, playing the PS3 as normal and he randomly jumped on me and tried to make-out with me. My Mom just so happened to be walking past the room and saw, then called my Dad and he yelled at me too. I'm not allowed to see Yuji anymore, well I'm kind of freaked out by him now, but I think my parents are over-reacting with this…

"Deidara, it's for your own good. Lying won't stop it," She said calmly, I scowled. I can't believe this!

"Mom, I'm SERIOUS! Besides, this is in Kyoto!"

"It's a boarding school so you will be fine," She tried to reassure me.

"No I won't, you're not listening to me!"

"Look Deidara, just admit it, you'll be going either way. Go pack." She pointed at the stairs. I stomped up the steps and slammed my door, why does this have to happen to me? I guess I can't stop it now, though… Fighting with that woman never ends well. I kneeled on the floor in front of my dresser and got out my clothes, then put them in a large suitcase. In a separate one I put my extra belongings, my clay, my toiletries, and anything else I wanted to take. Man, this is going to be JUST fun…