Hello. This is TSD. Taking a break from spamwriting BxA! Time for some nice ol' crackfics, man! I do not own Mello, Matt, Gameboys, Chocolate, Near, or Linda. Or Death Note. But you better be careful about that, I might just happen to have one hiding under my bed!
And so I present to you, the first chapter of 'Mello and the Missing Chocolate', 'The Case of the Missing Chocolate'!
"…Matt."
"Maaaaaaattt…"
"Matt! Answer me!"
Mello slammed his hands on his table that was once covered in.. chocolate. His eyes narrowed as his stare boiled into the back of Matt's head. Matt was too busy playing some stupid game to pay attention to him! How pathetic!
"You stole it, didn't you?!"
"What'cha talking about, Mell?"
"You don't deserve to call me that, chocolate-napper!"
"Yeah, sure, whatever, just let me finish this level.."
Mello scowled, clenching his fists as he raised them from the table.
The table that..
Used to have chocolate on it.
"I'll get you, Matt! I'll get you one day!" He shouted, grabbing the nearest thing and chucking it at his best friend, who was the only person that would have been able to steal his chocolate! How dare he! He used his trust to get to his chocolate! It was the only possibility!
"Hey, ow! Dude, you made me press the wrong button! And why'd you throw my gameboy at me?!" Matt retorted as he turned his head to his friend who had apparently gotten mad at him as he played one of his precious games. "Get out of my room, Chocolate-napper!" Mello shouted, rage in his eyes. "I'm so telling on you!" He whined, "Unless maybe you want to admit to your crime now!"
"I swear, Mell, I didn't steal your chocolate! I would never!"
"You were just jealous! You couldn't stand being second to my wonderful chocolate! I'll get you! I swear! Go, chocolate-napper! Get outta my room!" Mello's eye twitched. He was without his.. his.. his chocolate. It was all Matt's doing! He knew it was!
It was only logical.
Come on, who else would have the idea of stealing his chocolate?! It made no sense. It could have only been Matt! He was the only one who would have the mind to force him to part with his only true love, chocolate!
Matt's eyes began to swell up with tears.
"B.. But.. Mello.."
"Get out!"
Matt gasped at his friend's sudden rage in his voice, turning around, swinging the door open. "I cared about you, Mello! I cared!" He yelled, before exiting the room in an overdramatic fashion. As he slammed the door, he sobbed. "I.. can't believe this! I cared!" Tears streamed down his face, wiping his eyes with his awesomely striped sleeves. After of course he moved his goggles from his eyes to the top of his head, of course!
Mello scowled a very scowly scowl as he watched Matt exit.
"He thinks he can make himself look completely innocent! I'll get him! He won't trick me!" He yelled, shaking his fist in the air.
"If he thinks he can get away with kidnapping my chocolate, he's wrong!"
And thus he began to plot against his ex-best-friend who stole his chocolate.
Mello paced around his room furiously, trying to think of a good way to get revenge on Matt and get his chocolate back. He would not let him get away with it! It's not like there was anyone else that could steal his chocolate! He squirmed his way into his heart and betrayed him! He was just using him to.. steal his chocolate!
How HORRIBLE could he be?!
Matt sobbed as he sat outside of the room he once shared with his best friend, trying to think of a way to prove his innocence.
And get all of his games back, too!
This..
Was war!
"Idiot!" He whined, "Why would he kick me out like that?! Like I'm just a disposable tissue! I cared about himmmm!" Matt proclaimed. His mind was coming to a blank. He had no idea what he could do about his current situation! No games, no Mello, no nothing!
It was horrible.
Meanwhile, Near was working on a puzzle and Linda was watching him intently as she drew something.
As always.
Near looked up from his puzzle at Linda, blinking. "Linda,"
"What is it, Near?"
"..Are Mello and Matt trying to make a soap opera again?"
And thus ends the first chapter. It's really short, I know..
NearxLinda ftw. Please take note that this is a crackfic. Don't bother reviewing, I don't need to know how much you hate it :D
~TSD
