That's annoying. TAKE 2!
The camera moved in onto a highly annoying show host- I mean Chris, who was standing on the Dock of Shame behind a full moon.
"Hello, and welcome to Total Island Drama- what? Who just switched the words to make this a different show? Anyway, 16 contestants will complete for a prize of one thousand mouse tails!" Chris announced. "Hey, it was within the budget, and we were told this wold work better as a prize than money anyway. I'm your host, Chris, and this is Total....Island....DRAMA!"
(Note: Yes, the story is called Can you say 1,000 Mouse tails. The actual show name in this story is Total Island Drama. Too many problems with that, And I will change the name of the story to Total Island Drama. Review if you have a problem, since I prefer keeping my private messages level down.)
16 cats walked off of the Boat of Losers and onto the island.
"Hey!" Chris shouted. "What are a bunch of cats doing here? Where are my contestants?"
The back-up camera man for the personal thoughts-recording camera (BUCMFPTRC) walked over to Chris and began whispering in his ear.
"What do you mean they're my contestants?" Chris demanded. "And what does mousetails have to do with anything? Their currency is mouse tails?!? Oh well, this'll work. By the way, who are these cats?"
BUCMFPTRC handed Chris a piece of paper that said "ThunderClan- Contestants" on the top and had the name of all of the contestants with pictures next to them.
Suddenly another cat jumped off of the Boat of Losers. Chris consulted his list and stared at this cat. "Hey, you're not on this list. Who are you?"
"That would be Mr. Fluffy Pillows," an orange tom told him.
"Well, 'Mr. Fluffy Pillows', get off of this island!" Chris demanded.
Tigerstar gave Firestar an evil look and jumped back onto the Boat of Losers, which took him.....somewhere else.
"Alright, so if you're here, I assume you know how this works. You're divided into two teams. According to this list, the teams are Awesome and Not Awesome. On Not Awesome, there's Firestar, Ashpaw, Fernpaw, Bramblepaw, Brightpaw, Thornpaw, Rainpaw, and Sootpaw."
"I got stuck with a bunch of apprentices?" Firestar asked.
Chris shrugged. "Anyway, on Awesome, we have Whitestorm, Brackenfur, Sorrelpaw, Cloudtail, Mousefur, Sandstorm, Graystripe, and Jayfeather."
"No! Firestar!" Sandstorm and Graystripe shouted.
"Yeah! I'm not on the same team as him- I mean, what a shame," Whitestorm added.
"Anyway, now that you're divided up into two teams, other rules. You get issued a challenge everyday, whoever loses votes someone off of their team. Whoever gets voted off doesn't get a marshmallow- I mean, a pigeon, and walks off of the Dock of Shame into the Boat of Losers and has to leave forever. Record your personal records in the camera studio, which is..........at the dirtplace," Chris continued. His eye twitched at the last statement. "Anyway, since it's so late, we can't do any challenges until tomorrow. So get some shut-eye, and be ready for your first challenge early tomorrow."
Dirtplace camera......
Firestar Firestar sat down and stared at the camera. "I got stuck with a bunch of apprentices! And what do they mean I'm not awesome?" A note rolled towards him. Firestar picked it up. "'Ravenpaw was better than you in the first series, Squirrelflight in the second, and Jayfeather in the third?' What do you mean by second and third? I'm supposed to be on a quest to rebuild SkyClan!" Another note rolled towards him, which was picked up by Firestar. "'We know your future?' That's creepy! Now leave me alone, I must do my business!"
Everyone else on Not Awesome The five apprentices crowded into the dirtplace. "YES! Now Firestar will know what it's like to be a father!" A note rolled towards them, which Rainpaw picked up and they all read. "'He will know anyway?' What, do you know our futures or something?"
Whitestorm Whitestorm stared at the apprentices as they left the dirtplace, shaking his head. "Where have I gone wrong with you, Brightpaw?"
Chris shook his head sadly. "You never went wrong. She went wrong when she got put on the same team as five other apprentices."
Sorrelpaw "I've been seperated from my brothers!" Sorrelpaw sobbed. "My mother's dead, and my father's supposed to die before I become an apprentice! I'm all alone!"
Cloudtail Cloudtail stared at the camera. "Come on, someone's trying to go! Shoo!"
Mousefur and Brackenfur "Why are we both here?" Brackenfur asked.
Mousefur shrugged. "I don't know. I don't even think we're related, friends, or anything."
"You are my brother's mentor," Brackenfur pointed out.
"Oh yeah. I don't know why, but I don't like you," Mousefur added.
"Same here."
Chris blinked. "That whole conversation is random. At least Not Awesome isn't the only team that will have some problems."
Sandstorm and Graystripe Sandstorm read a note lying on the ground. "I'm only here to take up space? That's cruel."
"At least whoever decided the teams thinks you're awesome," Graystripe pointed out.
"I have a feeling that the only reason I'm not on Not Awesome was to torture Firestar by putting him with a bunch of apprentices," Sandstorm told him.
Chris looked at the note he was holding. "'The only reason Sandstorm is on Awesome is because I want to torture Firestar with a bunch of apprentices'? Wow, she's good!"
Sandstorm and Graystripe cont. Graystripe nodded. "You may have a point.
Then they both looked at the camera. "We'll miss you Firestar!"
Firestar "I'm right here."
Jayfeather "Who's Whitestorm? I thought he was supposed to be dead! And why are all the warriors apprentices? I'm confused....."
I gotta stop here. This chapter is too long.
I know most of the apprentices weren't apprentices at the same time, but I was using The Darkest Hour and I really wanted to torture Firestar.
I know, I know, Bramblepaw was awesome as an apprentice. I needed apprentices.
