Yuki


One of the main ways Yuki usually dealt with Kyo was remembering that he had all the tact and social grace of a Great Dane's nut sack.

"You're a douche and I hate you."

Another way Yuki dealt with Kyo, these days, is remembering that he would soon be heading to the mountains to stay for at least a month and would thus be unable to annoy him.

"Glad you got that off you chest. Anything else you'd like to share?"

One of the main reasons Yuki had yut to murder Kyo in his sleep was because it would ruin his Silent Good Boy Doesn't Give A Crap image.

"Yeah. That shirt makes you look like a fag."

But seriously, the real reason Yuki put up with Kyo at all was because if he killed him, there would likely be some sort of summons from Akito afterward. First degree murder brought the Soumas together like that. If that was the trade off—no more Kyo for more Akito—Yuki would be putting up with a completely alive Kyo for some time yet.

"Also, it's your turn to do the dishes."

In the meantime, Yuki could certainly find some time to beat some subtlety into him.


A small peace offering. It's coming soon.