me:just something random I wanted to do.

Disclaimer:I dont own Naruto!! but I do own Heather Mizuryu, Nekero and Icewing

I sighed, today was the day before New Years Eve. The first New Years I spent not in my world, and in the Naruto world. I sat in my room at the Akatsuki base thing of all the fireworks at go off. This led me to think of my favorite artist Deidara, and his clay art works.

"Tobi shut the hell up un!" I laughed, that was him now. Weird he was always yelling at Tobi for something or another when I thought of him. I tossed my cloak on and went to see what he was mad for now.

Sticking me head out the door way I saw Tobi running towards me yelling, "Tobi is a good boy! Help Heather-chan!", while being chased by a small clay bird.

Shaking my head, I sent out a bubble of chakra to catch the ticking time bomb. Tobi dived behind me just as the bird went off. I looked at Tobi's shaking form, clutching my cloak, to Deidara stomping down the hall, intent on at least maiming our partner.

"Some one want to explain to me why my room was almost blown up?" I said crossing my arms, with an amused look in my eyes. Deidara stopped in front of my and glared at Tobi. I started to tap my foot getting annoyed.

Deidara snapped out of his killing state and looked at me. I raised an eyebrow still waiting.

"Tobi touched one of my artworks and almost broke it un!" He said holding up his hands in defense. I 'hmm'ed wanting more information.

Deidara sighed in defeat, dropping his hands, and reached in to his cloak to pull out an obsidian sculpture. He handed it to me, and taking it with two hands I studied it. It was me in a fighting stance with Icewing raised ready to block or attack.

It was perfect, right down to the tiny figurine of Nekero dangling from the hilt. My eyes were as big as saucers, and looked up at him. I jumped and wrapped my arms around his neck, kissing him.

"Thank you Deidara, I love it!" The blond blushed and muttered 'Your welcome un.' Letting go I turned to Tobi he stiffened and looked down.

Sighing I said, "Tobi, you know your not allowed to touch things that don't belong to you, right?" The masked man nodded and looked up.

Suddenly glomping me in a hug he said, "Tobi knows Heather-chan! But it was so pretty Tobi had to show Heather-chan, because Tobi is a good boy!" Patting his back I told him to let go of me.

I raised a eyebrow at both and inclined my head.

"I'm sorry I tried to blow you up un."

"Tobi is sorry Tobi touched Deidara-senpai's art without permission." I smiled and hugged them both before leaving to see Pain.

I Knocked on his door. "Come in." was muffled and I did. Closing the door behind me I walked up to the Leader of the Akatsuki.

"Hello Pain-sama." I said innocently smiling. He groaned knowing I wanted something.

"What now Heather?" He asked as he leaned back in his chair. I looked around taking note of all the books, and shadows in the room. I looked closer at the shadow on the bed.

I turned to look at Pain smiling wide. "Hi nee-chan! I would have come at a better time but... I got to ask you some thing."

Konan muttered, "Hello Imoto." before turning on her side and falling asleep.

He rubbed his face and I smiled wider. "Well now we're even right?" I paled remembering him walking in with a mission when Deidara and I were ahem.... busy.

"Never mention that again." I said before controlling my blush and continuing on, "Yes I did need some thing. Can we have a New Year's Eve party with fireworks?"

Pain opened his eyes and said, "But we have one later."

"Yes yes but I wanted to celebrate like I usually do. Please, its my first year in this world." I pleaded.

He sighed nodding a few seconds later. I cheered and thanked him. Leaving his room I chuckled and thought, 'Not long now and there will be little orange and blue haired Rinnegan and origami making kids around.' Nekero chuckled with me and said, 'What about your little blond and brown haired demon-spirit wielding bomb makers?'

'God what is it 'Talk About Heather's and Deidara's Personal Life' Day?' I retorted, blushing a little, making her laugh even more. A crash of pots and pans falling to the floor, with the 'thud' of a body made me pause, sigh, and turn to go to the kitchen.

Five minutes later found me at the kitchen door listening to the arguing behind the door.

"But...-dono! I wanted...it for...un!" One voice said.

"No...You will only...up." A bored monotone voice said in return.

I inwardly cursed and straitened up. Pushing the door, separating me from the mess most likely in it, open and walked in.

The bickering stopped as I looked around, pots and pans on the floor, a burner on, a bowl with some strange green colored concoction in it with a spoon, food on the counters, and finally a nice even dusting of flour.

I groaned and rubbed my face. "What did you do?" Made its way passed my lips. I reached out with water flowing from my hand and turned off the burner. I sighed as one of the problems were solved.

Dropping my hands and looking up I realized I still needed to go and get thing for the New Years Eve party. I swore under my breath and fixed the two with glares.

"Look, I need to go out and get...some things. I would like it if you cleaned up this...disaster." I glanced around the mess and looked back at them, with a softer expression. "I have a surprise for the base and I need you two to make fireworks." Deidara smiled and I returned it. "I need to know if you need anything for your fireworks."

They ran to their respected rooms and came back, each with a list. I checked them over, and sighed, guess I'll be taking a trip to Fire to get some exploding powder. Nodding and saying bye I worped to the village to find some things.

Two hours later I find myself wondering why I had to come to Fire with the rest of my things. 'I couldn't drop them of could I? Now I'm stuck carrying them, running from ten damn ANBU.' I thought stuck me, 'Hey I forgot Zetsu wanted ten ANBU!'

I looked back at their hitai-ate, and smirked Ten Konoha ANBU, perfect. Dropping down from the branch I was recently on I put the bags in a safe spot. Hearing ten soft 'thud's I looked up and smiled menacingly. Only one of them shivered, 'Eh? Must be a new-be. All the more fun.'

Sliding and taking out Icewing my smile didn't falter. I looked at them all, one at a time. One caught my eye immediately, the familiar pineapple shaped hair, I frowned a little.

'The first one to go will be him. Now who else do we have? Some random guy, Ino...shocker really...ahh... Choji.' My eyebrow rose, interesting.

I mumbled, "Oh well, you shouldn't have taking this mission." I shrugged and made a copy and hid her in the shadows.

'Hey copy make a genjutsu will you? You know the one, where every thing looks as it did before?'I linked to my copy, feeling a wave of chakra come and made a wall of chakra around my body. I made it after training with Itachi. It was the perfect genjutsu.

I came out of my stance and waved at the five on my right. I felt her send a calm wave of chakra to say she understood. I stood there grinning like a fool and waited for the first one to come and attack. I saw movement in my peripheral vision.

The new-be was attacking first I mused. Charging in with weapons out they came at me. Steeping forward I raised my kantana and waited. 'Little more to the left...now up kit.' Nekero pointed out as I did what I was told. A second later they impaled themselves.

The genjutsu broke is hold as they did so. They looked down then up at me, I noticed they had emerald eyes.'So the new-be was Sakura? Well this will cause some fun in the village.' I smirked and sent my own chakra in to stop her flow around the wound.

'Heather.' He said as my ring glowed with his voice. 'I said I needed her, for when your out on missions, remember?'I swore I forgot about that. I sighed and pulled out Icewing.

"You get to live. Lucky you." I said knocking her out, then healing her wound. Standing I looked around, my half was still standing, the other half almost gone. I got to work, killing them with a ramming blow to their heart. One by one they broke out of the genjutsu and bled to death.

I looked at them and got out nine scrolls and writing utensils. I took out my water disk and split it in ten parts. Setting them up on trees in sitting positions I gave them the scroll, disk and utensil.

"Here, you can write last wishes or letters. I don't care, it doesn't feel right just killing you without leaving letters for your people." The last part was mumbled.

They nodded and started to write. I waved to my copy dismissing it. I sighed and sat down next to Sakura. They finished twenty minutes later, I collected them and summoned a small dragon.

Handed the scrolls to the small dragon he put them in a pouch on his stomach. "Now Aki, go to Konoha and give these to the Hokage. Tell her to hand them out to the respected person on the out side of the scroll."

The red dragon nodded and took off as fast as it could. I widened the disks and told them to sit on it. Finished settling on it, I grabbed the almost forgotten bags, tossed Sakura to one of the ANBUs and warped them all to the base.

Outside the base I snapped my fingers and the disks dissolved and come back to me. Taking chakra string I tied up the hands and feet of the captives. Slowly ripping the chakra of the individuals they fell into a coma. Now they wouldn't feel themselves being eaten be Zetsu.

I set down Sakura and the bags and moved to remove the masks. The only ones I recognized was Ino, Choji, and Shikaku Nara. 'Oh well...its not Shikamaru. Temari would kill me. Though I might have that crazy woman of his wife after me now. In the word of Shikamaru how troublesome.'

I moved to the door and grabbed them, the bags along with the pinkette and opened the seal on the door. I sighed as the boulder closed, I was home.

Smiling I walked forward only to be greeted by Zetsu. I dropped his prize and said hello. He nodded and thanked me as I walked by. Dragging the girl went to Pain's room and left her. In my room I dropped every thing off and put a chakra bubble over it.

me:damn i wanted to finish it in one-shot form....oh well thats the first part im writing the second part now.