This is one of my first SW fanfics. I hope y'all like it. This is a parody I came up with this afternoon, and I thought I'd write it down. If you like it, please review and I'll add more.

DISCLAIMER: I don't own Star Wars; I'm just a crazy fan who happens to like writing.

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*Galactic Court theme song plays*

Announcer: Welcome to Galactic Court, the show where the Honorable Judge Yoda presides over some of the galaxies most fascinating cases! The first case up today is Skywalker vs. Aunt Skywalker.

*Luke and Mara Jade walk into the courtroom.*

C-3PO the Bailiff: All rise!

*Yoda enters courtroom wearing a robe and a powdered wig*

Yoda: Greetings! Strange case, this is. Want a divorce you do?

Mara: Yes, that's correct. *glares at Luke*

Luke: Mara, don't you think you're overreacting a bit?

Mara: NO! I'm not overreacting!

Yoda: Silence, I say! Mrs. Skywalker, explain your case, you must!

Mara: Thank you Yoda. I've put up with this guy for years, and well, frankly I've had enough!

Yoda: Why say this you do?

Mara: He never has any time for me! He promised me two years ago we'd go on a second honeymoon, and we've yet to do it. Whenever I bring it up, he always makes some lame excuse about having to save the galaxy!

Yoda: And because of this, want divorce you do?

Mara: There's more! He spends all his time at his stupid Jedi Academy, surrounded by young, attractive women. And I recently found out that he's kissed his sister!

Luke: I already explained that! It was before we met, and I didn't know Leia was my sister! Honest!

Mara: And you expect me to believe that?!

Yoda: Silence! Silence! Mara, continue you should.

Mara: Anyway, I just think it's time to call it quits, that's all.

Luke: Can't we at least try to talk things out first?

Yoda: Luke, now your side, you may tell.

Luke: I haven't done anything wrong! Honest! I would have taken her on a second honeymoon if I had the time!

Mara: Yeah, sure you would!

Yoda: *bangs gavel* Silence, I say!

Luke: I admit it; I kissed Leia. But I didn't even know Mara then!

Yoda: So, want this divorce you do not?

Luke: Well, I didn't, but now that think about it, maybe it would be for the better. I mean, she did want to kill me for a while, and it's kind of hard to forget something like that.

Yoda: Understand you, I do. Divorce, I shall grant you! Custody, we will now discuss.

Mara: I want the Jedi Academy!

Luke: What?! You can't have the academy! Yoda, you can't give her the academy!

Mara: Yoda, we signed a prenuptial agreement that states that I get the academy if we divorce. I have it right here. *waves piece of paper in front of Luke's face*

Luke: What! But when I read that agreement, it didn't say anything about you getting the academy!

Mara: Well, you didn't read the fine print!

Yoda: That paper, I must see.

*C-3PO gives paper to Yoda*

Yoda: Indeed! Get Jedi Academy, Mara does!

Mara: HA!

Yoda: Luke gets droid named R2-D2, it also says.

Mara: NOOO! But I want R2-D2!

Luke: HA!

Mara: But shouldn't we discuss this? I mean, what's more important: R2-D2 having a good home, or a stupid piece of paper?

Yoda: Child, R2-D2 is not. Droid he is, possession he is considered.

Mara: But I want R2-D2!

Luke: And I want my Jedi Academy!

Yoda: Then get divorced you should not!

Mara: But Luke isn't a good husband! He won't take me on my second honeymoon! *starts crying*

Luke: But Mara! I gave you that brochure on that nice resort on Hoth, but you got mad!

Mara: Well I don't wanna go to Hoth!

Luke: Alright, well, where to you want to go?

Mara: Um, Cloud City?

Luke: Okay, that sounds good.

Mara: Oh Luke! You're such a wonderful husband! *kisses Luke*

Announcer: Galactic Court will be back after these messages.

*Commercial 1 starts*

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