I am not a diplomat, or a prostitute. In fact, I detest prostitution to the fact that I will beat up anyone who does so. I don't know how to surf the 'Net, but my keitai denwa makes up for it. And of course I know Miyu, Aya, Satsuki, Rie, Rei, Yuuya, and Tatsukichi from Shibuya, although, they're not as nice as you'd believe. But at least they're nicer that Mami from Ikebukoro.
I have a Prime Minister. Unfortunately, it is not the same one every year. (Like I'd care.) I have an emperor, too, but World War II stripped the emperor of his "godlike" meaning to the nation, so I give him the finger when he's around. I wear a red mesh, not because I have someone to love (well actually I do), but because it is an example of self-expression. Even though I'm not old enough yet, I would be more than happy to drink sake, and I swear, you will be drunk while I'm still sipping my 30th bowl sober as a whistle. I like wearing school uniforms, as long as I can accentuate them any way I want with jewelry and makeup. I wear floppy socks and platform shoes, not stockings or high heels. My makeup of choice is Matsukiyo, not Revlon or Avon. Getting a tan is not optional; it is a requirement. I wear long fingernails, but it's the fake ones, not natural ones. Please! And I speak keigo, not Nihongo. KEIGO.
I never let anyone dominate my life, unless they want their body dismembered in one blow. I believe that Hachiko is still alive, even though he "died" decades ago. That's why I sit on top of him every day in the Square. I'm not late for class; I just don't like living a strict schedule. Whenever I have cash, be it 500-yen, 1000, or a million, I spend it on whatever I want, WHENEVER I want. I dress my curtains with cheap leopard skin, not genuine, and definitely not Victorian lace. There is nothing that I can't do, and you'd better believe it, because I'll beat your ass anytime you front up with me, bitch.
I believe that Hamasaki Ayumi is a true saint in disguise, and should be canonized. I believe that being independent, living the moment, and having fun are cornerstones towards receiving eternal happiness. I do not believe in our government, because in Japan, nobody can agree with anybody, and even though that leads to our economy's downfall, it's fine with me. Any type of orchid is my favorite flower, and not only because my name means that. My family is active in the police, and even though I would fit in with them, you would have underestimated me. My aniki is in love with one of my friends, and even though there is about a decade between them in terms of age, WHO FUCKIN' CARES!? I believe in Parapara and DDR, not aerobics or tae-bo. Ribon, not Nakayoshi. Summer, not winter, and that the Akita is a proud and noble animal. (If only I could own one...) And it's pronounced KOUNAN, not Hounan, KOUNAN.
Shibuya is the center of fashion and youth, the crossroads of our future, the place where absolutely everybody's somebody, and the best part of Tokyo, Japan! My name is Kotobuki Ran-sama, and I AM A KOGAL!
Sankyu.