'Ugh, where am I? What's going on here?' a purple unicorn mare with a pink strip in her hair thought. "Oh, good the horse is up." A man who looks like a potato said. "Strax, please respect the mare." A woman scolded at Strax. "Hush now, Jenny. Not in front of the guests, please." A lizard woman said. "My name is Madame Vastra. Please excuse my wife. She is a bit cranky that we got captured." Vastra said. "Hello. My name is Twilight Sparkle." Twilight said. "Hello, horse. I am Strax of the Sontarian Military Empire and this Man is Jenny." Strax said mistaking Jenny for a man, again. "In you go, you stupid horses." Another Potato man wearing Sontarian armor said, bringing in two Pegasus, two earth ponies, a unicorn, and two Alicorns. "Hey, we are not horses! We're ponies!" A blue Pegasus mare with rainbow hair said. "Am I going to have to wear prison strips? Oh dear! They are going to clash!" A prim white unicorn mare said.

"Ah swear Rare, ya'll more worried 'bout yer outfit than the fact that we ALL gunna be locked up!" An orange farm pony with a southern accent said. "Um, is it ok if I just stay with them? If it's alright with you." A shy yellow Pegasus mare asked. "Wow you guys look like potatoes. Did you know that you look like potatoes? I like potatoes, do you like potatoes? Did you eat a bajillion potato that's why you look like that? I want to look like a potato." A Pink Party Pony rambled. "This one's blabbing! Can I kill it?" A potato man said.

"Permission Denied. Her Power is strong. She will be useful in powering the Device." A Deep Mechanical voice said. "If she fails to de-live-err, she will be EX-TER-MIN-ATED!" Another more cybernetic voice said. "Ooo, your voice sounds like you were talking in front of an electric fan! Do you have an electric fan?" The Pink one said. "BE SILENT!" A Dark Unicorn said, dressed similarly to the Vale Yard. "All of them have a certain power. They will power The Device. And, knowing HIM, he will come." The Vale Yard said. "And who is this 'He' you speak of?" The Dark blue alicorn asked. "The Doctor" Replied the Vale Yard.

(Doctor Whooves Theme)

THE DOCTOR

THE MASTER

THE MONK

CAPT. JACK HARKNESS

ORION

OMEGA

THE CHRONICLES OF DOCTOR WHOOVES

EPISODE ONE: NOT EVERY DAY…

BY: STEVEN MOFFET

"Alright the TARDIS is reacting to whatever is pulling it in, or where ever it wants to go. Huh, go figure. Master, report in engine room" A man in a purple tweed, purple waist coat, light blue shirt, Black(ish) bowtie and long (NOT GINGER) hair said. "It's all good, Doctor, except for the fact that I'm, ah *ACHOO!* sneezing." A blonde man in a modified cricketer's outfit said. "EAT THE CELERY! WHY DO YOU THINK THE DOCTOR GAVE YOU PRESCRIPTIONS TO EAT THEM!?" A bald man in a monk's robe asked. "Well, I don't see why I should wear it on my jacket's lapel!" The Master said. "Because, you look like my 5th incarnation, so I gave you the clothing of my 5th incarnation. He had allergies. And he saved the world with a kettle and some string." The Doctor said. "Doc, I think we have a problem!" A man in a WWII great coat said. "Whatever do you mean, Jack?" the Doctor asked. "Orion and Omega are fighting, again." Jack said. "Well, at least my sonic is more efficient than that monstrosity!" Omega said. "At least I can open WOOD!" Orion said. "AT LEAST I CAN OPEN DEADLOCK SEALS!" yelled Omega, effectively shutting Orion up.

"Hey Doctor! Guys! I think you should see this!" Jack said. Within a few minutes the men gathered in the main console room. "Look" Jack said, pointing to the screen showing the Time Vortex. "Is that a crack?" The Monk asked. "Yes, I think it is." the Master said. "Alright, is the TARDIS diving straight for it?" Orion asked. "Only one way to find out" The Doctor said. "Alright, you know pretty well where we are supposed to go." The Doctor said yelling out. "Doctor, what are you doing?" Omega asked. Suddenly, the TARDIS jolts to the left, straight towards the crack in time. "Well, looks like we are heading in the right direction! HAHA, GERONIMO!" The Doctor yells.

Meanwhile, in the Prison cell…

"Doctor Who?" Rainbow dash asked. "He is like fire, ice and rage. Never keeping still, never staying in one place for too long. He is the Oncoming Storm. He is The Doctor" Said Celestia.

Suddenly, a whooshing sound was heard. A light was flashing in a certain area of the room

"Ah, here he is now." the Vale Yard said.

Thump.

A grandfather clock replaced the light from where it was. "Wait, that's not right! Where is The Doctor!?" The Vale Yard Asked. "Oh, you know, absolutely, positively anywhere." A voice said. "Where are you!? Show yourself! I will call the Daleks on you if I have to!" the Vale Yard said, panicking. "Oh, would you. You should know that you just called the wrong guy." Then, a blue Pegasus with yellow hair, bowtie and stick of celery attached to his collar, hourglass with a drum as a cutie mark appeared. "Are you the Doctor?" Flutter-shy asked. "No. I'm the Master; Lord of all, Time and Space. And you, my friend, are trespassing." the Master said. "Oh, is that so? Then what would be the appropriate punishment?" The Vale Yard asked, mockingly. "By order of the Time Lord council, the appropriate punishment is Exile. But I believe I could do so much more." A voice said from behind the Grandfather clock. The owner is revealed to be a black earth pony with monk's robes, hourglass with a peace logo as a cutie mark. "I am the Monk. My religion denies that I attack. But exceptions could be made. No, I don't believe in Buddha." The Monk said.

"No one asked. We are Orion and Omega" Two voices said simultaneously. The owners are black and white Unicorns with hourglasses and yin and yang as a cutie mark. "Yes, so by order of Torchwood III, I, Captain Jack Harkness, arrest you." A Blue Pegasus with a dress shirt and vest with the Orion constellation as a cutie mark said.

"What can you do? You are only 2 pegasi, 2 unicorns and earth pony." The Vale Yard said, confident that he would win. "They won't need an army. They have me. I am The One who can turn back armies with just one look. The sound of my name brings fear into the hearts of men. You will lose Yale Yard, I swear, because I am The Doctor." A Grey blue Earth Pony with a purple jacket, bowtie and waistcoat, with an hourglass as a cutie mark.

"But, your TARDIS is a… How is it a Grandfather Clock?" The Vale Yard asked. "Chameleon circuit, Vale Yard, you should know! I will not let you destroy New Gallifrey!" the Doctor said. "But you have no Wea-pons, No Back-up, No pla-an." the Cybernetic voice said. "Yeah, and doesn't that scare you to death?" The Doctor Asked. "Bah, I have no time for you. New Gallifrey will still suffer eternal darkness, and eventually freeze, thanks to the jewels of Rassilon." The Vale Yard said. "You have no chance in stopping me. Oh and don't try shooting, I'm just a hologram, along with everything else in here, except them. This place is set to blow in 2 minutes Doctor. Better hurry."

To be concluded…

Next Time on the Chronicles Doctor Whooves

"Doctor, what are you doing?"

"Key word: Regenerate!"

"Rose"

"They are my family, my companions, and my… friends"

"Alpha?"

"What is it with us and Time related puns?"

THE DOCTOR

THE MASTER

THE MONK

CAPT. JACK HARKNESS

ORION

OMEGA

CH'ZSAZ

TWILIGHT SPARKLE

RARITY

APPLEJACK

RAINBOW DASH

FLUTTERSHY

PINKIE PIE

CELESTIA

LUNA

VALE YARD

DALEK EMPEROR

CYBER KING

SONTARIANS

VASTRA

JENNY

STRAX