Title: The Question VIII

Summary: "What are the meaning of the words *beep*, *beep*, *beep*, *beep* and *beep*?" That wasn't what Nana would want to hear in the morning. Seriously, where does Tsuna gets this question?

Black-chan: I remembered this is K+ so I shouldn't really write the actual words. Credits to CrimsonSkyTamer for giving me the question about the curses and swears! Hope you will all enjoy it!


It was a very peaceful and quiet morning that Nana couldn't help but sighed in contentment. This was a time she wanted to cherish and enjoy briefly.

"Okaa-san!"

The woman could only smile weakly at the small boy coming her way. Though it turned into a frown when she saw the visible tears in her son's eyes.

"Tsu-chan, what's wrong?" she asked in a comforting tone, bringing her child to an embrace.

"Hibari-san and Mukuro are fighting again!" Tsuna cried out sadly, burying his head to his mother's body. "Also Takeshi and Hayato get into a talking fight!"

"Tsu-chan, that's just how they show their affection," the mother reasoned, knowing full well it was actually their competitive attitude that made them fought with each other.

Oh and also, if it's for the attention of her only son.

Though, she wouldn't tell her son since he was too young for relationships other than friendship.

"Eh? Really?" the boy in her arms blinked and stared at the woman in pure wonder.

Nana just nodded and patted his hair.

They were then surrounded by a comforting silence before a question made Nana froze.

"What are the meaning of the words *beep*, *beep*, *beep*, *beep* and *beep*?"

The woman looked at her child with jaws dropping and eyes widening.

"Tsu-chan, where did you hear those words?" she asked with a shaky tone and dark aura.

Tsuna blinked and answered, not really noticing the shaky tone and dark aura emitted by his mother, "Hibari-san was saying stuffs like "I will f***ing kill you, pineapple herbivore" and Mukuro replied with "Stop being b****y, skylark-chan". Also Hayato was shouting stuffs like "b******, a**hole, stupid, baseball freak, idiot etc. etc." to Takeshi who was only laughing at him."

'Those idiots!'

Nana was on fire. Literally.

Her eyes had flames and her background just looked like hell's gate with flames and stuffs.

"Also, Reborn says to say "f*** off" to anyone who bothers me though Giotto-nii says not to say that words. Ah! Xanxus-nii and Squalo-nii also says those words a lot. Dino-nii also says them a few times by now. There are also Bremuda-sama, Otou-san and the list goes on and on."

"Tsunayoshi," Nana called out suddenly and the boy stopped in track.

That was the first time his mother called him "Tsunayoshi".

"Yes?"

The woman smiled sweetly and Tsuna was reminded of the time he was forced to cross-dress.

"Go to your room and don't go out even if you heard noises. okay?"

The son could only nodded and do as told. He went to his room, wondering what's wrong with his mother.

Then the temperature decreased to 0 degree and Nana marched to where her son's friends were.

She cracked her knuckles.

And the boys would strongly admit that they were afraid of the woman.

"I told you to take care of my son not corrupt his innocent."

They gulped and knew there that Tsuna had heard them cursed and swore.

"100000 points deducted and now."

She cracked knuckles again.

Screams of males were heard all the way to the other side of the earth. A certain brunette was wondering if he should get out.


Black-chan: Tsuna never learns does he~? Please review~?