Well, lets see what to not do in ThunderClan. Shall we?
A mysterious cat with shadows in her fur walked alone through the skies toward the ThunderClan border. She knew that a time of great importance was about to begin and decided to attempt to disrupt things in ThunderClan to prevent the time from coming. She padded onward until she arrived to ThunderClan's camp and began to whisper suggestions to the cats.
The suggestions caused much chaos. Thunder, the first leader of the Clan, came down from StarClan and spoke to the Clan cats. He laid down some new rules that they had to follow.
1. Never put dog claws over your claws and saw you stole Tigerclaw's. He will be very angry.
Swiftpaw was bored. As he was wondering what do do, he thought he heard some cat whisper to him, find a dead dog and take its claw and put them on while pretending to be Tigerclaw. Swiftpaw looked, but no one was there. He decided to take the claws and pretend to be Tigerclaw, as Tigerclaw was out on patrol. He was just walking around in them when...
"SWIFTPAW!" Tigerclaw screamed
2. Never dare Cinderpelt to cross the Thunderpath. It is rude and she will feel bad.
"Hi Cinderpelt," Swiftpaw said, "Can you show me how to properly cross a Thunderpath?"
Cinderpelt burst into tears.
3. Also, for reasons stated in 2, never ask her how Silverstream is.
"Cinderpelt, I heard that the first cat you help give birth was named Silverstream. How is she?" Brightpaw asked.
Cinderpelt bust into tears again.
3a. Don't ask Graystripe either.
Swiftpaw walked up to Graystripe and said, "Graystripe, how's your mate, Silverstream?"
Graystripe ran into the forest before any cat saw him cry and before he murdered Swiftpaw.
4. Don't tell Tigerclaw to lighten up. He will claw you.
"Hi Tigerclaw!" Swiftpaw said. "You seem grumpy today, why not lighten up?"
"SWIFTPAW!" Tigerclaw yelled as he chased the apprentice to punish him.
5. NEVER tell Goldenflower that you killed Bramblekit because he looks like Tigerclaw.
6. NEVER ask Brightheart how Swiftpaw is.
6a. Or if she is a mutant.
6b. Or call her ugly.
6c. It is very cruel and Cloudtail will kill you.
7. Don't call Cloudtail a kittypet, he has sharp claws.
"Kittypet," Darkstripe muttered.
"What did you call me?" Cloudtail bristled and clawed Darkstripe.
8. Don't tell Bluestar you killed Mistyfoot and Stonefur. You will suffer a painful death.
A rouge cat that had been spying on Bluestar and Fireheart had learned that Mistyfoot and Stonefur are Bluestar's kits. He walked up to Bluestar one day when she was alone by the border and he spoke to her.
"I killed your two RiverClan kits." He said maliciously.
Bluestar unsheathed her claws and sliced the rouge's throat open, killed him. She hid the body and while washing her paws in a stream, glanced toward RiverClan and saw Mistyfoot and Stonefur, alive and well.
9. Don't cover the fresh kill pile with fish.
Dappletail and One-eye pawed through the fresh kill pile. It was all fish. "Are we still being punished for taking that RiverClan fish so long ago?" they wailed.
9a. Or frogs
"Frogs? Really? Is that all you could catch?" Bluestar scolded the apprentices.
9b. ThunderClan will not eat them.
"Ew, the fresh kill is unedible today." Halftail moaned.
10. Never plot to kill Bluestar. Fireheart will stop you.
"Hey Cloudpaw, let's play a game,"Swiftpaw suggested.
"Sure, what?" Cloudpaw replied.
"Take over the Clan." Swiftpaw stated.
"Cloudpaw, Swiftpaw, extra duties. Now." Fireheart ordered them.
So, anyone guess who the mysterious cat is? What do you think of Thunder telling the new rules?
