EPIC RAP BATTLE OF HISTORY
BART
VS
HAMLET
BEGIN
[BART]
HI I'M BART SIMPSONS WHO THE HELL ARE YOU
WHEN YOU'RE A PRINCE OF DENMARK YOU CAN FUCK IT UP TOO
AVENGING YOUR FATHER DEATH IT IS WAY TOO TORN
MY SHOW IS BETTER CAUSE IT HAD MORE PORN
MY RATING ON MY SHOW IS COOLER THAN YOU
YOU COULDN'T FUCK OPHELIA IF SHE COME TOWARD YOU
AY CARAMBA YOU WERE KILLED BY LARTITIES
WHAT THE HELL IS TO BE OR NOT TO BE
[HAMLET]
LISTEN UP LITTLE BOY YOU ARE NOT SO BRIGHT
I WILL GET SIDESHOW BOB TO SLICE YOU WITH A KNIFE
MY FILM IS BETTER IT HAD MORE EDUCATION
YOUR HAD TOO MUCH SUICIDE AND EVEN EXECUTION
TO BE OR NOT TO BE THAT IS THE QUESTION
YOU ALAWAYS GET BEAT UP AND GET DETENTION
YOU BOTHER YOU SISTER WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT
I WILL TELL CLAUDIS TO CHOCKE YOU THROUGH THE ASS
[BART]
HEY GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE YOU CRAZY LITTLE PRINCE
AFTER SEEING A GHOST PEOPLE THINK THAT YOUR A DINK
NICE TRY HAMLET BUT MY POWER ARE COOLER
YOU KILLED POPLINUS AND NOW YOUR A MURDER
YOU COULDN'T EVEN CHILL OR TRY TO INVESTIGATE
YOU WENT TOO FAR AND TRY TO MAKE IT LATE
STEP ASIDE HAMLET I WILL SHOW YOU WHO I AM
I WILL CHOKE YOU DOWN WITH THE MEAT OF A LAMB
[HAMLET]
HEY TAKE IT EASY FAGGOT DON'T BE A BADASS
WHAT IS THE REASON FOR GETTING TROUBLE IN CLASS
ARE YOU IN LOVE WITH EDNA OR IS IT BECAUSE YOUR A DUMBASS
YOU ALSO TREAT HOMER LIKE HE IS A JACKASS
YOUR MOTHER IS A FREAK HER HAIR IS A MESS
YOU ONCE SAW YOUR PARENTS HAVING FUCKING SEX
MY FILM MAY BE SAD SO DEAL WITH IT JERK
I WILL SEE YOU IN HELL GOODBYE YOU PERVERT
WHO WON
YOU DECIDE
