Hello all. This punny hit me out of the blue. This story will be like a game show. I will be the host. The contestants will be characters from DP.

Disclaimer: I am not Butch Hartman so I don't own DP.

Me: Welcome everyone to "Truth, Dare, Double Dare, Love, and Pain." Let's meet our contestants. First up we have the halfa hero himself, Danny Fenton/Phantom.

Danny: It's great to be here Scheffelman. I do have one question, who will be the one in pain?

Me: I'm glad you like it here. As for your question, the one in pain will be the fruitloop.

Danny: Nice.

Me: Thanks Danny. Next contestant is Jazz Fenton.

Jazz: Hi Scheffelman.

Me: Hey Jazz. You look beautiful as always Jazz.

Jazz: *blushes* that's nice Scheffelman.

Me: Next is Maddie Fenton.

Maddie: Hello Scheffelman.

Me: Hello Maddie. Give it up for the fudge loving bumbler, Jack Fenton.

Jack: Did someone say fudge?

Me: There's no fudge Jack. Sorry.

Jack: Aww.

Me: Next comes the Red Huntress herself, Valerie Grey.

Valerie: Hey Scheffelman.

Me: Hi Val. Give it up for Danny's current girlfriend, Sam Manson.

Sam: What do you mean "current girlfriend" Scheffelman?

Me: I mean that Danny could end up with some other girl by the end of the show. This is just episode 1. There will be more episodes. Moving on from Sam. Please welcome Danny's first girlfriend, Kitty!

Kitty: Thanks for inviting me Scheffelman.

Me: You're welcome Kitty. Let's bring in the fiery female that would make an awesome girlfriend to Danny, Ember McLain.

Danny: Hey! Why would Ember make an awesome girlfriend to me?

Me: Because Danny, your ice core and Ember's fire core are opposites. If you forget the lessons involving magnets, opposites attract.

Ember: Scheffelman has a point Babypop.

Me: Next we have the teen misery feeding witch, Penelope Spectra.

Penelope: I'm not a witch.

Me: It was either witch or bitch.

Maddie: Watch your language Scheffelman.

Me: Sorry. Anyways, let's bring in the next contestant. It's the Queen B herself, Paulina.

Paulina: Hi Scheffelman.

Me: Hello Paulina. Next we have Star.

Star: Hi Scheffelman. Are there still others, or am I the last one?

Me: Hey Star. There are still others. Dash, Kwan, Danielle, Desiree, Lydia, Dora, Pandora, Clockwork, Frostbite, Johnny 13, Skulker, Vortex, Undergrowth, Fright Knight, Pariah Dark, Sydney Poindexter, Aragon, Amorpho, Bertrand, Sam's parents, Mr. Lancer, Ghostwriter, Walker, and the fruitloop himself, Vlad Masters/Plasmius still need to make an appearance first.

Star: Ok.

Me: Anyways, let's bring in Danny's daily tormentor Dash Baxter.

Dash: What's up Scheffelman?

Me: Just the celling. Now for Dash's right hand man, Kwan.

Kwan: hey Scheffelman.

Me: Hi Kwan. Now it's time to meet Danny's clone/cousin, Danielle, Dani, Fenton/Phantom.

Dani: Hi Scheffelman.

Me: Hey Dani. Now let's introduce the biggest man hater in the GZ, Desiree.

Desiree: Hello Scheffelman.

Me: Hi Desiree. Let's give a hand for Lydia.

Lydia: *Stares*

Me: Do you ever talk Lydia?

Lydia: *Shakes head no*

Me: Darn. Now to bring in the Dragon Princess herself, Dora!

Dora: Good evening Scheffelman.

Me: Hi Dora. Everyone give a round of applause for Pandora!

Pandora: Hello Scheffelman. I couldn't help but read your story called "Amity's New Bachelor". Not very many people make me Danny's mother. Kixen is the only other person in her story "the halfa siblings".

Me: I know. I think you make a better mother towards Danny than a love interest. Now let's give it up for the Master of Time, Clockwork!

Clockwork: Hello Scheffelman. What position would you have me in Daniel's life?

Me: Probably as a father figure. Everyone better put on a heavy jacket 'cause here comes Frostbite!

Frostbite: hello Scheffelman.

Me: Hey Frostbite. Time for all you single ladies to pull out your pepper spray 'cause here comes the major womanizer, Johnny 13.

Johnny 13: Why am I a womanizer?

Me: Hm, let's see, you kept staring at other females in "Lucky in Love" causing Kitty to date Danny, and you were flirting with a single girl in "Girl's Night Out". Anyways, before Johnny can complain more let's bring out the Ghost Zone's "Greatest" Hunter, Skulker!

Skulker: Hello all.

Me: Alright Skulker, I still have others to introduce before I end this episode. Next we have the male version of Mother Nature, Vortex!

Vortex: It's good to *gasp* be here and away from those *gasp* pesky Observants.

Me: I know your pain Vortex. Anyways, next we have a potential new boyfriend for Sam, please welcome Undergrowth.

Undergrowth: Hello Scheffelman.

Me: Hi Undergrowth. Now for the Spirit of Halloween, Fright Knight.

Fright Knight: Hello.

Me: Nothing else Fright Knight? Well anyways, next please welcome the Ghost King himself, Pariah Dark!

Pariah Dark: It feels nice to be here and not in the Sarcophagus of Forever Sleep.

Me: You're welcome for that Pariah. Next is the one who stands up for nerds, Sydney Poindexter.

Sydney Poindexter: Hello Scheffelman.

Me: Hey Sydney. Here is an ego-tistical, pig-headed, prince, Aragon.

Aragon: Hey! I'm not pig-headed!

Me: You treated women like dirt. Even your own sister. Anyways, it's time for the shape shifter who impersonated Danny, Amorpho.

Amorpho: Hello all.

Me: Ok. Next we have Spectra's whiny assistant, Bertrand!

Bertrand: I'm not whiny.

Me: Could've fooled me if you didn't rat out Johnny and Skulker in "Girl's Night Out". Now let's bring in Jeremy Manson.

Jeremy Manson: Hello Scheffelman.

Me: Hey Mr. Manson. Let's bring in Jeremy's wife and Sam's mother, Pamela Manson.

Pamela Manson: Hello Scheffelman.

Me: Hey Mrs. Manson. Time for Danny's English Teacher, Mr. Lancer.

Mr. Lancer: Hello there Scheffelman.

Me: Hello Mr. Lancer. Now to introduce the one character to make Danny hate rhyming, Ghostwriter!

Ghostwriter: Hello Scheffelman.

Me: Hi GW. Now for the corrupt lawman, Walker!

Walker: I'm not corrupt.

Me: You sentenced Danny to 1,000 years just because he was searching for the anniversary gift his dad got for his mom. First offenses get a warning not 1,000 years behind bars. Anyways, now for the one that will be in pain for the entire show, Vlad Masters/Plasmius.

Vlad: Why am I the only one in pain for the whole show?

Me: Because I don't like you.

I hope you all like it. Please leave a review of which of the following options you want.

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