*Note: If you're a Britney fan, don't flame me

*Note: If you're a Britney fan, don't flame me! I do like the song Lucky; this is just a silly parody I made up when I was bored. I hope you enjoy it... as strange as it is ^-^

*A farm-gal walks up to a cute looking barnyard painting. She smiling, folding her hands together she says, "This here be thurr storeh of a raight fine Turkette by the call name of Cluckeh!"

*music begins, and so starts my spoofy parody!*

Early mornin' she wakes up

Cock-a-doodle, right at dawn!

It's time to wakeup

Lay an egg

It's usual and waited for.

(chorus)

They 'Moo'

Isn't she hefty,

This Thanksgiving bird?

And the Neigh

She's unlucky

And rather fat,

But she struts, struts, struts, around the barnyard

Thinking if there's nothing past Thanksgiving Day

Then why do they taunt me this way?

Stuck in the middle

Of man and knife

But there's no one to save her from her strife.

And the world is spinning

And the knife keeps coming!

But tell me, what happens when it stops?

*chop!*

( repeat chorus )

Mmm-mmm, that looks good!

*a plump young boy hollers as the turkeys are brought in for Thanksgiving Day Plump Turkey contest. He looks around at the many choices and decides…*

Oo-ho-ho! Lookit that one tharr! I like it best!

*the judge smiles oddly and nods at the local reporter with the microphone…*

I'm BillyBob for Turkey Channel News! We're standing here in front of the Plump Turkey contest waiting for Farmer Joe and prize turkey Clucky…. Hefty horses, and plump pigs!! 'Ere it comes!

Mmm-mmm, that looks good

( repeat chorus )

She was so hefty,

Why did she strut?

If there's nothing

More than Thanksgiving Day

Then why did they taunt her that way?

*music fades off and the songs ends…*