The slayers number
Buffy belongs to Joss Whedon.
How many of them are there?
Willow and Buffy were in the middle of Sunnydale's Main Park [the cemetery?] slaying and stuff. [And stuff? I think I read somewhere that it's better to be specific than general- 'stuff' is general, 'watching TV' is specific] "Oh, yeah well go cry to your watcher. All he does is watch you any way. See he's right over there, you big cry baby," Willow replied[to what? What made her say that? If it was nothing, show us it was nothing so that we know.]. "That's not true and you know it." Buffy said, trying to rub it in Willow's face. It didn't work.
"Well, I'm going. 'Night Buff," Willow said. [she just gave up? Why?]
Buffy went home and found Giles standing waiting for her. "Giles, I think Willow's possessed. She called me a crybaby. That sounds like Xander, not her," Buffy complained. "Well Buffy, I think that she's taking the slayer position harder than any one realizes." Giles replied. [She's a slayer? When did this happen? Should you give us an explanation while you're on the subject] "Yeah, you're probably right, it's just that her insults cut a bit deep." "They might, but that's no reason to go off at her. She's feeling great amount of pain and I promised her I would tell no one," Giles supplied. "What do you mean she feels lots of pain? Why won't you tell me?" Buffy asked. "Oh, you'll have to talk to her about that." "What!! Why?" "Are you talking about me?" Willow asked. "Before you ask I found out I was adopted. Spike is my father and my mum was a slayer in her time. She died when I was seven." "Will, I'm sorry for the stuff I said, all of it. I just expect it." "It's ok Buff, I was a bit snappy. Ok, so I snapped your head off. I'm sorry. Oh by the way if you're going out with Spike and get married you'll be my step mom." "Will, I dropped him along time ago." "Yeah. My mom was Sophie Isabel Hurrens. Maybe you've heard of her." "Willow!" Giles said looking shocked. "Your... Your mother was the great legendary Sophie Hurrens? Oh my word, you're the greatest child alive. It says in the ancient establishments, you know." "Really great, I'm famous in a slayery book." "Well yes." "Giles give the girl some respect. She's not a baby." "Of course I'm not a baby. Am I?" "Will, listen to your self. Gesh."
Dawn was listening from the kitchen. She made herself known by saying "Willow did Spike tell you about your mom?" "Well, he said she was a wonder woman. Smart, good looks, into computers. That's his vague description of her." "Your mother was more than looks, she died at the age of thirty nine and had a daughter that could talk before she was one. That child was the down fall of evil in the world." Giles explained. "Giles, my mom was like, knowledge woman. Creepy much?" "Will, are you ok? I mean you just said something Cordy would say." "Cordy was a bad influence on me," Willow said. "Do you have some thing else to be talking about?" "Um, well. you're the talk of the day." "Yeah," Buffy said. "Dawn's right. You are so cool." "Giles, they're mocking me," Willow whined. "Willow, do you have some memories of your mother?" Giles asked. "Very few. I remember that I'm like the exact image of her." "Willow, can I have your autograph, please?" "No, I'm not famous," Willow told Dawn. "Am I, Giles?" "Well, to all watchers you're like Dame Edna," he answered. "You're special. I don't know why I didn't see it before." "Because I'm a genius." Willow grinned. "You're a guy that thinks before he speaks." "Giles, is Dame Edna the best you can do?" Buffy asked. "As a matter of fact yes." "Yeah, Giles. Dame Edna's old and weird," Dawn said.
Buffy belongs to Joss Whedon.
How many of them are there?
Willow and Buffy were in the middle of Sunnydale's Main Park [the cemetery?] slaying and stuff. [And stuff? I think I read somewhere that it's better to be specific than general- 'stuff' is general, 'watching TV' is specific] "Oh, yeah well go cry to your watcher. All he does is watch you any way. See he's right over there, you big cry baby," Willow replied[to what? What made her say that? If it was nothing, show us it was nothing so that we know.]. "That's not true and you know it." Buffy said, trying to rub it in Willow's face. It didn't work.
"Well, I'm going. 'Night Buff," Willow said. [she just gave up? Why?]
Buffy went home and found Giles standing waiting for her. "Giles, I think Willow's possessed. She called me a crybaby. That sounds like Xander, not her," Buffy complained. "Well Buffy, I think that she's taking the slayer position harder than any one realizes." Giles replied. [She's a slayer? When did this happen? Should you give us an explanation while you're on the subject] "Yeah, you're probably right, it's just that her insults cut a bit deep." "They might, but that's no reason to go off at her. She's feeling great amount of pain and I promised her I would tell no one," Giles supplied. "What do you mean she feels lots of pain? Why won't you tell me?" Buffy asked. "Oh, you'll have to talk to her about that." "What!! Why?" "Are you talking about me?" Willow asked. "Before you ask I found out I was adopted. Spike is my father and my mum was a slayer in her time. She died when I was seven." "Will, I'm sorry for the stuff I said, all of it. I just expect it." "It's ok Buff, I was a bit snappy. Ok, so I snapped your head off. I'm sorry. Oh by the way if you're going out with Spike and get married you'll be my step mom." "Will, I dropped him along time ago." "Yeah. My mom was Sophie Isabel Hurrens. Maybe you've heard of her." "Willow!" Giles said looking shocked. "Your... Your mother was the great legendary Sophie Hurrens? Oh my word, you're the greatest child alive. It says in the ancient establishments, you know." "Really great, I'm famous in a slayery book." "Well yes." "Giles give the girl some respect. She's not a baby." "Of course I'm not a baby. Am I?" "Will, listen to your self. Gesh."
Dawn was listening from the kitchen. She made herself known by saying "Willow did Spike tell you about your mom?" "Well, he said she was a wonder woman. Smart, good looks, into computers. That's his vague description of her." "Your mother was more than looks, she died at the age of thirty nine and had a daughter that could talk before she was one. That child was the down fall of evil in the world." Giles explained. "Giles, my mom was like, knowledge woman. Creepy much?" "Will, are you ok? I mean you just said something Cordy would say." "Cordy was a bad influence on me," Willow said. "Do you have some thing else to be talking about?" "Um, well. you're the talk of the day." "Yeah," Buffy said. "Dawn's right. You are so cool." "Giles, they're mocking me," Willow whined. "Willow, do you have some memories of your mother?" Giles asked. "Very few. I remember that I'm like the exact image of her." "Willow, can I have your autograph, please?" "No, I'm not famous," Willow told Dawn. "Am I, Giles?" "Well, to all watchers you're like Dame Edna," he answered. "You're special. I don't know why I didn't see it before." "Because I'm a genius." Willow grinned. "You're a guy that thinks before he speaks." "Giles, is Dame Edna the best you can do?" Buffy asked. "As a matter of fact yes." "Yeah, Giles. Dame Edna's old and weird," Dawn said.
