To be completely honest, I was supposed to have this up ages ago. But I failed and the first draft was lost. So, coincidentally, this is short. Just wait for the next chapter! This fic was written for Song of the Felines.

Summary: Luke is the captain of a pirate ship, The Jewel Of The Realm. Aine is a poor orphan working at a tavern. When Luke goes in for a drink, he falls instantly in love. So, he does what any guy would do, he kidnaps her and enslaves her. Read to find out more, duh.

Last minute AN: Again, NOT my idea. If straight people creep you out, first of all a welcome change, second of all OUT. This is NOT the place for you.

Pairings:

LukeXAine

EthanXValencia

PercyX?

JasonX?

BeckendorfX?

OctavianX?

LeoX?

NicoX?

ChrisX?

FrankX?

Aine's point of view:

Ugh. I tried hard not to shudder into the kiss but dear gods this was like kissing an elephant. I pulled away as soon as I could. The ugly drunk looked at me with a weird look in his eyes.

"I'm not gonna pay ya if that's what ye want.", he said, gingivitis practically oozing out of his mouth. Oh. I just walked away, too tired to deal with anything this late at night. Or is it early in the morning? Not sure. Why people like to get drunk knowing what will happen is beyond me. Also how they get enough money to buy alcohol, pay rent, and eat enough to live. I guess it's just one of those things you never find out.

"Wench! Over here!" I turned around to see a blonde and a brunette sitting at a table. I sauntered over seductively, maybe I can earn money this way.

"What can I get you fine gentlemen tonight?", I asked.

"That girl over there.", the brunette responded jovially. I turned around and looked in the direction he was looking.

"Valencia?", I questioned. She was very beautiful, and her body was nice. I think that and I'm still not queer.

"Valencia is way boring. All she talks about is true love or something.", I explained. I think that hurt the situation more than fix it.

"Love!", he sighed.

LUKEPOV:

"Love!", Ethan sighed. Oh no. Not again. Last time this happened, well, let's just say we rubbed the fuzz the wrong way instead of the other way around.

"If you excuse me, I'm going to the bathroom.", Ethan said with his words. His eyes told the truth, though.

"What can I get you, sir?", the wench said seductively.

"You.", I said, bringing a gag out of my back pocket. I wrapped it around her mouth and threw her over my shoulder and ran for the boat.

"HEY! How come you get a girl when we were here slaving away?"

"Leo. You didn't even look at anything, let alone slave over it."

"Quiet, both of you.", I said to Frank and Leo. I carried th wench, I must ask her name, to my quarters and threw her on the bed.

"Stay here until I come back.". It was the least she could do, what with all that kicking and screaming she did on the way here.

"MMMMMM!"

I ran to the deck, only to be met with the site of my best friend being near-molested by the wench he had picked up. She obviously enjoyed this.

"Valencia, babe, calm down.", Ethan said, trying to placate her and failing.

"Where are your quarters?", Valencia asked.

"Let's go", he said, taking her hand and dragging her beneath deck.

I told you it was short.