Sierra

CH. 1

A/N: Hello everyone! Thank you for clicking on my story! Another idea about Sirius came to my head, so yet again, I write another story about him. I hope you all enjoy it!

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!THIS TAKES PLACE IN THE MARAUDERS 7TH YEAR AT HOGWARTS!

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"Moony! Please let me do this!" Sirius Black begged, hoping to get his fellow Marauder to agree with him.

"Padfoot, I don't even see how this will help," Remus told him with an annoyed sigh.

Sirius Black and Remus Lupin have been trying to think of a plan to get their friends, James Potter and Lily Evans, together for awhile now. They could both see that Lily has finally given in to the Potter charm after befriending James this year, and James has told them he is too scared of losing his friendship with Lily to ask her out again.

"So let me get this straight. You masquerading as a girl will get Lily and James together?" Remus asked his friend skeptically.

Sirius rolled his eyes, "Moony, I thought you were smart. That alone obviously won't do anything, but that wasn't the plan, you never let me finish!"

"Explain then," Remus told his friend, arms crossed.

"I will become Sierra White, a girl from Beauxbatons, who is doing a story on Hogwarts for a paper. You will introduce me to the girls and tell them I'll be staying in their dorm on Dumbledore's orders. I will hang out with them and try to get Lily to admit that she likes James," Sirius told him.

"So what if she admits it? She won't do anything about it," Remus told him, rolling his eyes.

"I know. That's why when she admits it, James will be in ear distance, so then he will know she likes him and he'll finally ask her out!" Sirius explained.

"And I'm guessing I'm responsible for making sure James hears it?" Remus asked.

"Yes, so do you agree with my plan?" Sirius asked hopefully.

Remus sighed, "I don't see why not, I can't believe I'm saying this, but I think this might work."

"I knew you'd come through, Moony," Sirius told him cheerfully, grasping him in a hug.

Remus pulled himself out of Sirius' grasp and asked him, "How will you become a girl?"

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"You ready to see, Moony," Sirius asked from a bathroom stall, his voice now sounding of a French girl.

"Wow, you actually sound like a girl," Remus told his friend.

"I'll take that as a yes," Sirius said as he walked out out of the stall as a girl.

Remus' jaw dropped in shock, but you couldn't blame him, Sirius didn't look anything like himself anymore. He still had his black hair, but now it was straight and to the middle of his, now sizable, chest. His eyes were the same grey color, but he now had mascara and eyeliner on, making them more noticeable. He was skinny, yet toned nicely, and was a respectable height of 5' 8". He transfigured his old clothes and shoes into a grey dress and black flats.

"Stop ogling at me, you dolt," Sirius told his friend, clearly disgusted.

"I wasn't ogling at you, Sirius, it's just hard to comprehend that this is you," Remus explained.

"Who is this Sirius bloke you talk about? I'm Sierra," Sirius told his friend with a cheeky smirk.

Remus rolled his eyes, "Where did you find this spell anyway?"

"Restricted Section. It lasts until you use the counter charm. I can see why it is in the restricted section though, it changes you completely into a women. I mean, I could actually get my time of month, if you know what I mean," Sirius explained.

"Then let's hurry things up so you don't," Remus said as he ushered Sirius out of the room.

Sirius nodded, "It's getting late anyway."

"Oh, and Sirius?" Remus asked.

"Yeah?"

"Don't be a pervert."

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"Hey Remus, who's that?" James asked as Remus and Sirius entered the Gryffindor Common Room.

"This is Sierra White, she's a 7th year from Beauxbatons, but came here to do a paper on Hogwarts," Remus explained, sitting down next to his friend.

"Nice to meet you, Sierra. Have you seen Sirius, Remus?" James asked.

"Oh, he said he had some business to take care of. He'll be back when he can," Remus explained.

"Weird," James said lamely.

"Yeah, it is. What are you doing here this late anyway? Thought you'd be in the Head Dorms."

"Just waiting for Lily, she needed to get something from the girls, I didn't want her to walk these corridors alone at night, so I came with her," James explained.

"Is this 'Lily' your girlfriend?" Sirius asked innocently.

James sighed, "I wish she was, Sierra, but she doesn't like me that way."

Sierra nodded and Remus asked, "Are the girls around, Sierra is supposed to stay with them tonight, Dumbledore's orders."

James just shrugged, "Lily's been up there for awhile, one of the girls will probably come down with her to see her off."

And James was right, a few minutes later, Marlene and Lily made their way down to the common room.

"Hey, Remus, who is that?" Marlene asked as she and Lily approached the trio.

"Sierra White," Sirius told the two girls who looked at him confusingly.

"I'm Marlene McKinnon, and this is Lily Evans. I'm not trying to be rude, but I've never seen you before," Marlene said.

"Well, I would be surprised if you did, I go to Beauxbatons, I'm just here for a few days to do a paper on Hogwarts," Sirius told the girls, who both nodded.

"Oh, Marlene, she is supposed to stay with you and the girls in your dorm, Dumbledore's orders," Remus added.

Marlene nodded, "Well I'll show you the way, Sierra, I'll see you tomorrow, Lily."

"Wait, Lily dear, you won't be staying with us," Sirius asked, trying to put the plan in place.

"No, I stay in the Head dorms," Lily responded.

"Lily, why don't you girls all have a big sleepover. I've only known Sierra for about an hour, but I already know she is a lot of fun," Remus told his friend.

Lily shrugged, "I don't see why not."

"Yay, Girls Night! This is going to be so much fun," Sirius said cheerfully as he and the girls made their way up to the dorms.

Remus looked at James, "Guys night?"

"Sure."

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Marlene opened the door to find Emmeline Vance, Dorcas Meadowes, Alice Fortescue, and Mary Macdonald chatting amongst themselves.

"Girls, this is Sierra. She will be spending the night with us," Marlene told them.

"We are also having a sleepover," Lily added.

"Come on, girls, I will love to get to know you all," Sirius said as he dragged all the girls to sit in the middle of the floor.

"What now?" Dorcas asked.

"We talk, dear," Sierra told her.

"About what?" Emmeline asked her with a raised eyebrow.

Sirius contemplated for a minute, "So girls, any boyfriends or crushes?"

Alice blushed, "I am dating Frank Longbottom."

Mary laughed, "Yeah, they've been dating since fourth year."

Sirius smiled, glad the plan was working so far, "How about the rest of you?"

They all just shrugged uncomfortably, Sirius smiled, "I'm guessing you don't have boyfriends, but crushes." All the girls but Alice blushed, Sirius and Alice laughed at this, "Come on, girls, just say it, I know a few of yours. So if you don't fancy me telling the rest of us, I suggest you speak up…" Alice told them evilly.

No one spoke, so Alice laughed, "Marlene," Marlene looked up nervously, "I happen to know you like a certain Marauder…"

Sirius' heart skipped a beat, he hoped that certain Marauder was him. He happened to have a crush on Marlene McKinnon.

Marlene sighed, "Alright, alright, I do. I have a crush on Sirius."

"Oh my Merlin! Why didn't you tell me this? I'm your best friend!" Lily exclaimed.

Marlene sighed, "Because I know nothing will never happen there. You know how Sirius is, with a new girl everyday, going from one broom closet to next. And if anything happened between us, I wouldn't want to be just another snog, and we all know he'll never commit."

Sirius felt his heart drop, that's how she felt about me? He couldn't deny it was true though, but in his defense, he felt the same about her.

Dorcas laughed, "Marls… If you hadn't noticed, you kind of give off the same vibe…"

Marlene scoffed, even though she knew it was true, "What are you talking about?"

Emmeline laughed this time, "You are the girl Sirius of this school!"

Sirius cleared his throat, "He may surprise you, Marlene. He may think the same way about you, but is afraid to just be another one of your snogs."

Marlene shrugged, "How about we get off of me, how about you, Emmeline?"

Emmeline blushed, "You have to promise not to tell anyone!"

All the girls and Sirius nodded sincerely, Emmeline sighed, "I have been in a secret relationship with Edgar Bones for two months now."

"EMMELINE WHY HAVEN'T YOU TOLD US!" Dorcas bellowed.

Emmeline laughed, "Why haven't you told us about you and Davey Gudgeon?"

Dorcas blushed, "How about you, Mary?"

"No one really," Mary shrugged.

Lily raised her eyebrows, "You're lying."

Mary shook her head, "I wish I were lying, and you should know that more than anyone, Lily. Growing up with people like my parents, I don't know how to love."

All the girls rushed over to hug their friend, while Sirius still sat where he was, mouth agape in shock, "What do you mean, sweetheart?"

Mary looked up to look at him, "I know I've just met you, Sierra, but you seem nice, so I'll tell you. I'm muggleborn, and ever since my parents found out that I was a witch, they've abused me, verbally and physically. I'm so glad that I won't ever have to go back there again."

Sirius still sat there with his mouth agape, but quickly collected himself, "Sweetheart, that's awful, no one should have to go through something like that. But I hope you know, you have experienced love, these girls you have right here, I can tell, love you very much."

All the girls stared at him, dumbfounded, "Wow… Thanks, Sierra…" Mary told him.

No one knew how to continue this 'girls night,' then a bright idea came to Sirius' head, "Now how about we lighten up the mood a bit. I happen to know someone who has a crush on you, Mary."

Mary sat up straighter and looked at him, "Really?"

Sirius nodded, "Yeah, the nice bloke who helped me find my way here happened to causally mention something about it…"

Lily and Marlene both smiled brightly, both knowing who brought Sirius here, Mary asked, "Who?"

Sirius smiled, "Remus Lupin."

Mary let an exited squeal and attacked Sirius to the floor, "ARE YOU SERIOUS!"

Sirius was about to use his signature Sirius/serious joke, but remembered he was Sierra for the time being, "I thought you didn't know how to love?"

Mary laughed, "I don't really have much experience with love, but it was really just an excuse to not say my crush."

Sirius smiled, "Well how about we move on, who hasn't gone yet, oh yeah, Lily!"

Lily had a poker face on while she said, "You haven't gone yet, Sierra."

Sirius gave her a sly grin, he knew how to get what he wanted out of her, "Well, that James Potter it pretty cute… Now you go, Lily."

Lily's poker face left her face after he said that, it kind looked like she was mad or jealous, "I don't really have a crush on anyone at the moment. This school year I have been pouring myself into my studies so much, I haven't really noticed any boys."

Well played, Lily Evans, Sirius thought to himself, but I'll get it out of you eventually…

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A/N: What did you guys think? This story is going to be a three-shot. The next two chapters will be updated in the next couple days, so make sure you follow the story, so you don't miss the update, well if you like this story and want to read more:) Thanks for reading!

~~~Lanie~~~