New story that I couldn't resist!!!! I know, I know. I think I need some help too. But if a person gets hit over the head with an idea, well….whatever. But be happy, this is most likely a one-shot.

I own nothing in the following because it can't be mine.

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Kagome sat in the middle of her bed. She sighed softly as she looked out into the night sky. Ever since news had hit about the Bandit King coming to the town, she had made sure to be indoors before dark. It wasn't because she thought he could actually steal the jewel, oh no, there was no one in the world who could do that; it was because it was expected of her to do so.

"In the capital of wishes and dreams, no one wants me to live my own." With another sigh, she fell backwards, staring up at the roof. "This annoys me…" Rolling over, Kagome pressed the jewel to her chain and was rewarded with a delicate light show as the jewel fused to silver. "What's so great about the Bandit King anyway? Sure, he can steal the stars, but it means nothing to me." She rolled over to her side to look at the picture that she had painted on the wall. "What would you do right now Shippou?" It was safe to say that Kagome Higurashi never saw the black albatross that left her window after it completed its duty.

Kir flew down into the streets below to his companion.

"So? What'd you learn?"

"Did you know that she's hot!!? I mean that it one beautiful girl! Even better than that one babe from Technicolor Town."

"Mmm-hmm. And the Jewel?"

"It's on her necklace. What's so special about this jewel anyway?"

"It grants its holder one wish."

"What's so special about that!?"

"Nothing if you have everything you desire. However, it can grant me the power to steal anything…like the map in Postino's head."

"Ohhhh… So, when do we nab it?" Jing looked up at the window.

"Soon." He turned away in a swirl of orange and walked away.

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Kagome giggled softly as she turned her face up to the sun. The people of this town were silly. They chose to guard her closely as if she couldn't protect herself.

"But then, why would they take the chance of their healer being hurt and a valuable trinket stolen?" She stood gracefully and smiled gently at the boy who stood on the sting. He had come to the park an hour after her. He had looked at her curiously and then chosen to swing. Of course, he also chose the more unorthodox way and stood on the seat. Kagome smiled brightly when she saw the albatross next to him. Ignoring her watchers she ran towards the swing, giggling madly when curses rose from behind her. She came to a stop in front of the bird.

"Beautiful woman, would you tell me your name?"

"I am Kagome Higurashi." She smiled softly as she dropped to her knees in front of the bird. "May I know the name of such a handsome albatross?" The bird's feathers puffed up in pride.

"You hear that Jing?" She wants to know my name."

"Well, tell it to her."

"I'm Kir, my lovely lady. It's a pleasure to meet you."

"And you as well. I've never seen you two in town before, where do you come from?"

"A land far from here." Kagome's blue gray eyes widened and then she laughed.

"Jing? Why's she laughing?" Kagome laughed harder. She waved off Jing's questioning stare as tears rolled down her face.

"I-I'm s-s-sorry!!! It's j-just silly!!" She pushed herself to her feet while still laughing.

"What's so silly?"

"I too hail from a land far, far away. These idiots keep me here because I do wonders for their economy." Her laughter slowed to a stop. "Well, enjoy your stay!" Kagome turned away from the two and walked away. She fidgeted with her shirt for a second before stopping. She whirled around in a blur of blue and silver. "Uh, Jing? Would you like to join me for lunch? It gets boring around here when I know everyone." Jing stared at the girl for a while. Her blue gray eyes lowered to the floor as she chewed on her bottom lip. "If you don't want to accept, it's okay. I mean, I'm sure that you came here for something. I'll just leave you al-."

"Kagome? Where are we going to eat?" Blue gray eyes shot up to meet dark gray.

"Really?" A smiled played upon her lips as her guards shook their heads warningly at her. "I cook. So, would you join me at my home?" Jing blinked thoughtfully. This girl was making it all too simple for him. He nodded and leapt off the swing. Putting his hands in his pockets, he walked towards the girl. Kir flew to her and landed on her shoulder, a liberty he had rarely taken with other females.

"So, where do you live?" Blue gray eyes twinkled with amusement.

"I'm not telling you!!" She giggled softly at the annoyed expression on the albatrosses face. "It's a surprise! Life has too few surprises to mess this one up, don't ya think?" The girl led the way. Jing followed in quite amusement. He noticed how people cleared a path for her, almost as if they were afraid to touch her. Suddenly a child threw themselves at the raven haired girl.

"Kagome!!!!! You didn't come to my party yesterday!!! Why not!!!???? I told Mist and Mary that you'd be there!!!" Kagome bent to the girl's level, ignoring the fact that her silken tresses were not touching the ground.

"Welll….. I was told to stay indoors on account of the nasty bandit king whose supposedly coming to town. You know how Pina Coloda is. She and Peanut insist I stay inside. How about a get a gift to make it up to you? What would you like?" The little girl's face turned sly.

"Can I have your chain?" Blue gray eyes hardened.

"Tell Rum and Punch to shove that dream back up their ass. Go home. I don't wish to talk to you anymore Blush." Kagome stood and walked around the shocked little girl. Jing chuckled. So she's not all sunshine and daisies. Good. Kagome continued on her path, ignoring the scandalized townspeople.

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"Here we are!!!" Kagome ran towards her house. She stopped by the door to see that Jing was standing at her fence. "Hurry up!!!!"

"He can stay outside Kagome." Kir rubbed his cheek against hers. "This way, we can be alone together." Kagome giggled softly as she opened her door. She stepped into her house and held it open for her human guest to make it into the house. She closed it behind him and then slipped off her soft shoes, leaving the blue slippers at the door. Jing followed her motions and slipped off her shoes. She waited with him patiently and then led him through her house. It was then Jing realized that the girl in front of him was definelty not all sugar. Inside of the different rooms, even through a passing glance, were many weapons. Of the three rooms they passed before reaching the living room, each held a different weapon.

"Is there anything you'd like to drink?"

"Whatever you have, I'm sure I'll enjoy." Jing smiled. Kagome giggled softly. Kir broke the moment with an indignant huff. "And you Kir? Is there anything special that you desire?"

"Wellll…now that I think of it there is th-." Kagome blinked when Jing grabbed the albatross from her shoulder and grinned nervously at her.

"He'll have whatever I have."

"Ooookay." Turning, Kagome left the room and headed towards her kitchen. She reappeared a minute later with a small tray with two drinks. "Here ya go!!" Jing picked up the glasses and set one down from Kir. "Well, make yourself comfortable!! I'll be in the kitchen making lunch!" Holding the tray to her chest, Kagome fled the living room. Once in the kitchen, she laughed softly. "So that's the infamous Bandit King?" She opened her cupboard to pull out her pans. "He's cute." She pulled out the ingredients of an early dinner and set out to feed the man who was there to steal what she held dearest to her.

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Jing stared at the oblivious girl who sat across from him. After she had made whatever it was she was cooking, she had returned to the living room and proceeded to flirt with Kir. He could tell the bird was enamored with her and falling harder with every second. He also was hoping that she would be unable to piece together the subtle clues that were dropped occasionally by accident by said bird. Kagome laughed at something Kir said and Jing found himself smiling at her with no reason to. Fifteen minutes later, when Kagome left the room to return to her cooking, Jing called his partner over and with an apologetic look, knocked the little blabber mouth out. When Kagome returned she gasped in surprise.

"He was tired? I'm a bad hostess!" Jing looked down at the albatross. "Come, let me bring you to a place he can rest." Jing stood and followed the distressed woman upstairs. She opened a door for him and motioned for him to lay the bird on the bed. He did as asked before following her back down the stairs. This time, he followed her to the kitchen.

"Where you telling the truth about not being from around here?" Kagome nodded as she stirred the contents of a pot.

"Yep. I moved here some time ago. I stayed because no one wanted to let me go."

"Do you like it here?" Kagome shrugged.

"I figure it could be worse." She smiled softly. "I could be stuck in Monochrome Village. It's so boring there. Why do you ask?"

"The people here seem almost…scared of you."

"Oh that?" Kagome laughed. "I beat Bacardi in a fight. He's been nursing his wounds ever since." Jing raised an eyebrow as if surprised.

"You fight?"

"Mmm-hmm." Kagome answered absently as she continued stirring the pot. "I think it's a fun past time."

"Can I spar with you?" Kagome rested the pot spoon on the side of the stove and turned to face the bandit.

"Sure! I have the perfect room for that too!!" She lowered the fire under the pot and checked her oven. Content, she motioned for him to follow her. Jing soon realized the house had four stories and she was leading him to the third one.

"Where are we going?"

"I have an indoor dojo. I got sick of people being scared of me, so now I can stay inside for the better part of my day." Blue gray eyes flashed with sadness. "It's better this way."

"For who? You or them?" Kagome shrugged.

"What does it matter?" She opened the door and Jing gasped. She had replaced one wall with giant windows, utilizing the sunlight. He snapped out of it when he heard her giggle. "You like it? I did it myself." She walked away from him towards the back wall.

"It's beautiful." She turned towards him, sunlight enhancing her beauty.

"Thank you." For a second, Jing wondered if he could skip this one job, seeing the girl smiling at him. Then the moment passed when she turned away. "So will you fight with that blade up your sleeve or use something else?"

"I'll stick to my weapon." Kagome nodded and picked her weapon. She picked up two long daggers and turned to face him.

"Rules?"

"No killing, first blood?" Kagome nodded and walked away from the wall. She settled into her stance as Jing accessed his weapon, and then the dance begun. An hour later, it was Kagome who drew first blood, but Jing who was poised for a killing blow. He lowered the blade he held at her neck as she laughed below him.

"That was fun!" She grinned up at the stunned bandit king and blinked in surprise when she saw him smile. When their eyes connected, the world drifted away. When Jing's eyes dropped to her lips, Kagome flushed a rosy pink. Kagome took a deep breath and gasped.

"It's burning!!" Quick as a wink, she had fled the room to the sanctuary of her kitchen. Jing lay on his side and blinked to himself. What just happened?

"Jing!! Where are you buddy?" His friend's cal broke his stupor and he pushed himself to his feet before he too fled the room. He met Kir on the stairs. "There you are! Kagome says that lunch, or in this case a very late lunch is ready." Jing nodded and descended the stairs. "So what happened while I was out?"

"Notihng."

"You sure? I woke up and came downstairs and no one was around. Then Kagome came running down the stairs as if the hounds of hell were chasing her."

"Nothing happened."

"Suit yourself buddy, but I know you're lying." Kir flew down the stairs, abandoning Jing. Jing chuckled as he turned to see what was on the fourth floor. Such a perceptive bag of feathers.

"There you are! I thought for sure you had gotten lost on your way down!" Jing chuckled and had the grace to look embarrassed.

"Sorry to keep you waiting Kagome." Kagome rolled her eye and pointed to the seat on her right. "I sit there?"

"Well, no. My imaginary friend Margarita is sitting there. If you could sit a seat down." Kagome intoned sarcastically.

"You'll have to tell Margarita to move then." Jing sat in his chair. He smiled brightly at Kagome. She blushed.

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Lunch had somehow turned into dinner as the trio swapped stories as if they were old best friends. They were both forced to edit said stories but it was still fun. It was Kagome who looked out her window to see that is was past dusk.

"Oh no!" She gasped in shock. "I've kept you far later than I should. Have you a place to stay?" Jing shook his head. "Well, then you'll stay here!!" Kagome nodded to herself and glared at Jing,, daring him to say otherwise. He didn't. Kagome looked around her table. "Err… would anyone like dessert?" Jing stood to get the dessert even as Kagome did. Shooting him a warning glare, she walked into the kitchen. Jing followed her, ignoring his friend's whistle.

"Do you need any help?" Kagome yelped and spun, clutching the bowl of melted chocolate closer.

"Jing! Don't scare me like that!" She turned back to face the dessert she was laying out. Fishing the spoon out of the sticky melt, she laid it on the side and dug out a new one. With it, she began ladling the chocolate onto the ice cream and cake below. She had no warning but a flare of her own power before Jing was behind her. Wrapping his arms around her waist, he pulled her away from the unfunushed dessert and back into his body. He rested his chin on her head.

"What if that isn't my dessert of choice?" He yelped when she rapped his hand sharply with her spoon. Pulling, his arms away, he glared down at the chocolate covered weapon before switching his gaze to the horrified girl.

"I'm so sorry. I didn't mean to do that. Did I hurt you?" Jing lifted his hands and chuckled when he saw chocolate on his hand.

"Nothing water won't cure." He moved past her to the sink where he washed his hands. Sighing in relief, Kagome turned back to her chocolaty treats. Jing leaned on the sink to watch her work. He was surprised by a surge of warmth as she placed a cherry on top of her treats. Once more he wondered if he really would be able to steal the Jewel from her. He was met with confusion because never had he once not wanted to steal what he set his mind to. With final touch, Kagome pulled back her spoon and stuck it in her mouth. Gazing at the three plates, she realized how qiuet it was in the room. She turned slowly, spoon still in mouth.

"What's wong 'Ing?" The black haired boy shook his head.

"Nothing. Are you done?" Kagome pulled the spoon out her mouth and nodded.

"Do you think Kir will want to clean the bowl? She motioned to the chocolate coated bowl and smiled hopefully.

"Maybe." Jing moved past her and claimed two plates. "Bring it out with you and ask him yourself." He walked back to the dining room. Kagome gathered her plate and the bowl before following him. She entered the room to see that Jing had placed a plate at her seat and given the next plate to Kir. Sighing to herself, she placed the last plate in front of the overly charming bandit and turned back to Kir.

"Kir? Would you like the rest of the chocolate? Normally I eat it, but I thought you would like it."

"Just push that bowl over her babe. I'll clean it out for you." Kagome smiled and placed the bowl next to him. The three finished their meal, finally, in companionable silence. Kir disappeared soon after so he wouldn't have to clean anything. With a smile, Kagome began clearing the table, ignoring the feel of Jing's eyes on her. She heard when he pushed back his seat and didn't bother to look up. Her eyes widened in surprise when his hand swatted hers away from his plates.

"I can clean up after myself." He scooped up random plates as she stared at him before marching away to the kitchen. When she followed him minutes later, she was surprised to see that he was actually washing her dishes. He turned to her with a smile. "Took you long enough. I wash and rinse, you dry." Kagome nodded, speechless. They cleaned together peacefully. Jing looked at the girl from the corner of his eyes as she dried her plates. She was smiling softly at the rhythmic motion they shared. He handed her a next plate the moment he saw she was finished with her old one. When the last pot had been put away, Jing looked around the kitchen to make sure he hadn't missed anything. The jewel around Kagome's neck was glowing softly as she wiped down the counter, humming happily. He wondered idly if it reflected her happiness. As if sensing his gaze, Kagome shoved the jewel into her shirt, never stopping her happy hum as she whirled round to her own music. Jing's eyes softened as she danced around her own kitchen. He remembered Stir, and how she had never danced until he came along. But he had never danced with her truly, only in the battle arena, knowing it was her. He was surprised when Kagome suddenly appeared in front of him with a bright smile and pulled him into her dance. Together, they spun around the kitchen, Kagome giggling happily when Jing twirled her in a tight circle. She pulled away from him with a curtsy as whatever song she had been hearing ended. Jing bowed, a smile pulling at his lips when she flung herself at him. She hugged him happily.

"That was fun!" She twirled away from him to place the towel she had been using to wipe the counters down away. When she turned, Jing was standing right behind her. "Eeek!!! Stop doing that!!" She smacked him playfully as she tried to squeeze past him. He caught her as she moved and tilted her head backwards.

"A dance is not a dance without a prince giving his princess a kiss." Kagome blushed when he kissed her again, her eyes drifting shut. She sighed to herself as she felt feather light fingers testing the clasp of her chain. She let him test the strength of the clasp even as he deepened their kiss. She pushed him away when she could no longer breathe.

"Ahh, but you aren't asking me to marriage, therefore, this princess must go to her bed and cry herself to sleep seeing as she will have no one to keep her company this night." Smiling brightly, she left the kitchen and the shocked bandit in favor of her room.

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Late that night, Kagome heard when her door was opened. She chose to continue pretending when footsteps neared her bed. She heard the faint rustle as the sheer material that surrounded her bed was pushed aside. She moved a little, resting her hand under her cheek and curling her fingers. She expected him to go straight for the jewel and waited for him to steal it. Instead, she almost jumped out her skin when fingers touched her face softly. Said fingers drifted to trace her lips. Kagome murmured softly in her pretend sleep and let out a sigh. She didn't expect the chaste kiss that he placed on her lips seconds before the silver chain was slipped from around her neck. She didn't expect him to move her hair out of her face and tuck it behind her ear tenderly. She heard him move away from the bed and place something on her dresser. He stood for a while, where she knew the painting of Shippou was, then left as quietly as he had come. When the door closed, Kagome waited for the jewel to go down the stairs before she slipped out of bed. She stood and slipped on a pair of pants before putting her knee length hair up into a pony tail. Then she left her room. She snatched up her favorite sword as she went down the stairs. Once she reached her dojo, she leapt out her window and followed the jewels lead. Once she had caught up to the two thieves, she smiled. Below her, Jing and Kir, well Jing were running down the street. Kagome sighed and prepared herself. She unsheathed her favorite blade and swung. She was gifted with a blast of power that cut off Jing's escape. When he turned to face her general direction, she leapt off the room, flipping gracefully to land on her feet.

"You have something that belongs to me Bandit King." He blinked in surprise.

"You knew?"

"From the moment you walked in the park. You kept your eyes away from me too much. And when they landed on me, it wasn't me you looked at, it was the jewel. And if I hadn't known then, I'd have known from the kitchen. You tested the strength of my chain's clasp then." Kagome sighed softly as she powered up her blade once more. "Return what is mine."

"Kir?"

"Awwww….She's so pretty too." Kir sighed as he transformed into Jing's weapon. Kagome watched the transformation with half lidded eyes.

"Gimme a Kir Royale!!" As the green light flew towards Kagome, she simply lifted a hand and batted it away. Then she swung her blade, causing a crater to form in the road. Jing's eyes widened as he jumped out of the way… and right into her leg. She kicked him back, slamming him into the road. As he descended, almost in slow motion, he saw Kagome powering up her weapon once more. He shot another Kir Royale at her. The attack was cut down by another blast from her weapon. She landed over him, blade at his neck.

"I'm sorry to tell you that this princess isn't as weak as the others!" She drove the blade into the ground, mere centimeters from his neck, before she dug her hand into his pants to pull out her treasure. Along with it came his treasured crystal. Kagome barely spared it a glance as she threw it at his face before standing. "Good bye Jing." Jing sat up as she walked away. He felt a pain in his chest when he saw tears drop.

"Kid, go to her."

"What?"

"I can see it. It hurts to see her walk away. This is one girl you can't leave." Jing stood. He looked over at Kir. "What could I possibly do to get her back?"

"Weeeelllll…….."

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The next morning, Kagome stood in her kitchen. She smiled as scenes from the previous night bombarded her. The bandit king had been sweet, charming, everything she could want. Except, well, he was after her jewel. A knock on her door pulled her from her thoughts.

"Coming!!!!!" She left the kitchen and walked to her front door. She pulled it open and stared in horror at the mass of flowers that flooded into her home. As the different men ran around, Kagome could only gape in shock. One of them gave her papers to sign, which she did. Then they left the house as suddenly as they had arrived. She realized that there were chocolates mixed in with the flowers as she walked into her living room. She bent over a soft purple bouquet and breathed deeply before she began her search for a card. Half an hour later, Kagome sighed as she realized that none of the flowers had a card on them. She walked back to her kitchen and pushed open the door. She sighed in relief when she noticed the kitchen hadn't been force fed flowers. Kagome walked into her kitchen and screamed when she was pulled back into someone's chest.

"Can you accept my apologies? I was wrong to steal it. But I was confused."

"Yeah? Why?" Jing calmly turned her around.

"You see, this bandit came to steal a jewel but met the most wonderful lady behind it. She could kick butt and was so refreshingly innocent but with an edge. She danced and drew a bandit king into her web where he was unsure if he could manage to steal her heart. Unable to face the fact that she most likely would hate him for what he was, he chose to take what was her most prized possession. But then she found out and kicked his butt and he found he couldn't bear the sight of her tears. So the bandit went back to the princess to apologize and ask her to give him a chance."

"What happened next?"

"Well, that's the princess's story." Kagome chuckled.

"Really now?"

"Really."

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"JING!!!!!!! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!!!!!!" One madly laughing bandit king fled the room. It had been two years since they had first met. They had left the town she lived in soon after. Kagome had proven to be his perfect queen in the bandit world. What was worse was that while he could steal the stars, she could steal the moon itself. Of course, she had also been pursued by a good many men while he had been followed by women. Never had he gotten jealous and never had she minded the fan clubs. That is, until he had returned to Stir. It had annoyed him to no end that she could care less about the girl's who tried to take him away from her. Who could blame him for being surprised that when Stir had kissed him, she had gone on a bloody rampage? No one, that's who. "Jiiingggg!!!!!!" He gulped as he hid in a room far away from her screams. Minutes later, the door opened and Kagome stepped in. She sighed softly and walked towards the window. "Where'd he go?" She left the room soon after, tears trailing behind her. Behind a rack of clothes, Jing felt his heart clench. He stepped from his hiding place and stuck his hands in his pocket. Fingering the velvet wrapped gift in his pocket, he ran after her. As soon as he pulled the door open, his face met the floor as he was tripped.

"Gotcha." Kagome turned him over and sat on him. "Now. Story between you and Stir?"

"Err….heh heh heh?"

"Jing…don't do that to me."

"We met once, before I met you. I came here to steal something."

"Ahhh…." Kagome stood. "Okay." Jing grabbed her ankle.

"Kagome?"

"Hmmm?" He yanked her off balance, chuckling when she glared at him as she rubbed her butt. He pulled her closer.

"I wanted one display of jealousy, just to know if you truly loved me."

"Course I do idiot."

"I know." He kissed her, not caring who could possibly find them. He pulled away moments later and put the package of velvet into her hands.

"What is this?"

"Open it." Kagome looked at him suspiciously but did as asked. She gasped.

"Jing! This is your crystal!" He smiled crookedly as he pulled her into his lap.

"I know. But it isn't all that's precious to me. You are more important to me. You are my most treasured jewel. And I can not let any other have you." He crooked a finger under her chin. "So…will you marry me?" Kagome gasped and stared at him. Then she exploded.

"You mean you get me all worked up to ask me that!!!!????" Jing flinched, hurt. Kagome giggled. "Of course I will idiot. I've only been waiting forever." She giggled when his head snapped up, eyes wide. Placing her hands on his cheeks, she pulled him forward and kissed him. Jing smiled into their kiss as his arms enfolded her. He pulled away slowly and grinned.

"Good. Because if you had said no, you and the Por Vora would be having a very explosive meeting in the near future." Kagome twitched.

"Idiot." She murmured lovingly. "My idiot. Where's Postino? I have to tell him he lost the bet."

"Huh?"

"Why do you think he popped up with dire warnings about circular objects worn on the fingers?" Kagome giggled. "He loses!!" Jing sighed and pressed his forehead to his future wife's. "Oh, and so does Kir!! Ha ha! I knew it! He said you were coming back to steal something. I knew you weren't."

"Kagome?"

"Hmm?"

"I love you…but…well….your an idiot." Kagome didn't bother to look hurt.

"Your only mad because I knew you were going to propose to me!!!" Kagome blinked. "Besides, you're my idiot, idiot." Jing chuckled as he kissed her nose. It didn't matter who was the idiot. What mattered was that his most precious jewel would be with him forever and that no one would ever be able to steal her from him.

After all, he was the bandit king who could steal stars from the sky. She was the bandit queen who even the moon wasn't safe from. Theirs was a match made in heaven, and he'd be damned before someone stole her from him.