Notes: Please don't be offended by this fic, it's just what I came up with late at night. R&R, flames accepted. And spoilers for chapter 120 and over…MUCH better than last time, every single thing is my own words and edited by ME! Not copied and pasted from a lyrics website and add bits and pieces to it. Sorry about last time and thank you to those reviewers!!!
Disclaimer: I don't own these characters.
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Sakura: Good morning Fai-san!
Fai: Good morning Sakura-chan!
Sakura: How's life?
Fai: Disappointing!
Sakura: Can I help with anything?
Fai: My ex woke up!
Sakura: That's terrible! I'm so sorry!
Fai: …Look at me! I'm 6 months out of Celes (Seresu) and I-
Sakura: Yes?
Fai: No, no it sounds weird.
Sakura: You already are.
Fai: I guess you're right…Well, my childhood dream is that….Well I…I always wanted to find a cure for cancer!
Sakura: That's a GREAT dream Fai-san!
Fai: But, as you can see…I haven't done that yet.
Sakura: Nope!
Fai: It sucks to be me!
Sakura: Fai-san, please don't say that!
Fai: SUCKS to be ME!
Sakura: NO! NO!
Fai: It sucks to be a vampire and without half your magic. It sucks to be me!
Sakura: Oh yea? You think YOUR life sucks?
Fai: What have I been saying for the last 10 hours?
Sakura: Your problems aren't so bad! I'm kinda pretty, and pretty damn smart.
Fai: cough Yea.
Sakura: Thanks…I like romantic things such as losing my memories and giving other people trouble. And as you know I have a GIGANTIC heart! ….So why did Syaoran dump me? It sucks to be me!
Fai: Me too.
Sakura: It sucks to be Sakura!
Fai: It sucks to be Fai.D.Flourite!
Fai: Having to rely on blood!
Sakura: Having to rely on feathers!
Both: OH! It sucks to be me!
Fai: Hey, Kuro-min, can you settle something for us?
Kurogane: Can you settle something for us?
Sakura: …Whose life sucks more? Fai-san's or mine?
Mokona and Kurogane: OURS!
Kurogane: We travel together!
Kokona: We're as close as a manjuu and ninja can get!
Kurogane: We've been the worst of companions!
Mokona: Ever since the day we met!
Kurogane: So he knows how to piss me off! Everyday is HELL!
Mokona: NO! That's an exaggeration!
Kurogane: You call me names! You creep into my clothes!
Mokona: You chase me around with swords!
Kurogane: You make traveling a PAIN!
Mokona: You can't say that! It hurts my feelings…
Mokona: It sucks to be me!
Kurogane: It sucks to be me!
Sakura: It sucks to be me!
Fai: It sucks to be me!
Syaoran: Why are you all so happy?
Mokona: 'cause our lives suck.
Syaoran: Am I hearing you correctly? HA! I was cloned when I was seven. Locked up in a tube that was freezing cold! When I was free, my princess rejected me! I tried to blend in, but only to find myself in some boring chess game! It sucks to be me! It sucks to be me! It suka-suka suka-suka suka-suka suka-suka suka-suka suka-suka SUCKS! To be me!
Himawari: Excuse me?
Fai: Hi there!
Himawari: I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm looking for a place to live.
Syaoran: Then why are you looking all the way out here?
Himawari: Well, I started off in Modern Japan, but so far everyone is effected by my bad luck. This place…no one is falling out of windows or getting their eyes bitten out!
Fai: Excuse me?
Himawari: No! But yours is ripped out!
Fai: Some difference…
Watanuki: Yo peoples!
Himawari: I don't believe it! It's Watanuki Himihiro!
Watanuki: Yes, yes! Watanuki Himihiro here! The guy haunted by spirits, fallen out of a window, getting his eye bitten out, seeing his friend's grandfather who was dead before I was even born! Yes, I'm here!
All: It sucks to be you!
Sakura: I award you with the crown of victory!
All: It sucks to be you!
Watanuki: Try having people stopping to look at you in weird postures because you're evaded by spirits. Well, gets boring after a while.
All: It sucks to be you!
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Notes: Hope you liked it! Sorry if it offended some people, R&R!
