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Chapter 1- God, are you there?

Something was after her, it had followed her all the way from the castle and into the Forbidden Forest. "Fuck" she said. "Here I am running naked in the woods, with who knows after me." "Wait, did I just say I was naked?" Hermione looks down at her VERY naked body, and shrieks. Then she remembers, "Harry." She had gone to the library to help a very distressed Harry Potter with his Arithmancy homework, when he suddenly grabbed her by the back of the head and kissed her on the mouth hard. She pulled back, not knowing why and he just smirks at her and stalks away. Later Hermione decides to take a walk around the grounds, maybe to the lake to see the giant squid, when she hears something snap behind her. Before she can turn around she feels a wand pressed to her throat and hears a very familiar voice, heavy with lust tells her that if she makes a sound he will kill her. So, Hermione Granger, Head Girl of Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizadry does the only thing she can do, she screams her head off. She saw a flash of light and then everything went black.