When Italians Get drunk

First piece of work, possibly not my best, my friend suggested it. Enjoy…?

Warnings: Language and alcohol, and human names briefly used.

It was all on a Friday, and it had been awhile since Feliciano and Lovino had decided to have some bonding. And by a while, I mean those two seldom saw each other. Everyone was too busy with World Meetings, Feli fantasizing about pasta, and Romano tending to his tomatoes and finding out the best way to get rid of the "Potato Bastard."

The Italian brothers decided to combat the lack of bonding by going out to drink. That turned out to be a really bad idea.

"I'll have some of the beer," Italy ordered at the bar, while Romano was busy checking his texts. He was so busy that he didn't notice when Germany entered the bar, saw Romano, and left. Romano finally looked up and ordered the same thing, and the two decided to make a game out of who could drink more before passing out. The two guzzled glass after glass, determined to beat each other. After a few hours, the two were so drunk that they actually switched personalities.

Lovino staggered out of the bar, waving his arms and calling out to pizza, scaring the few pedestrians out this late. Feliciano, on the other hand, was not to be messed with. For all the fan girls knew, it was the end of the world, as his eyes were actually open. He was screaming curses about how it was Ludwig's fault that North Africa was a failure and he ended up getting invaded. Romano decided then that he should do something known as drunk dialing, and he called Spain first.

"Heeeeeeeeeeyyy, tomatooo baaassttaarrddd. I oorrddered a shippploooaaad of tomaatoesss," Romano slurred, grabbing a nearby woman and started to molest her. Italy started screaming at Romano about disrespecting the ladies, and Romano started whining about how this woman had stolen the country's supply of pizza.

This woman(we'll say her name is Diane) had absolutely no idea what he was talking about. She was allergic to dairy and tomatoes, so why the hell would she have enough pizza to feed a country? Italy angrily grabbed Romano, and dragged him away despite protests about hearing the calling of the Pizza God.

"We're Catholic, moron," Italy muttered, and considered leaving him at Antonio's. That Tomato Bastard who had controlled his big brother would be glad to see him, and Feliciano wanted no distractions while plotting how to overthrow Germany.

If by this point you are wondering what the hell you just read, you should know that by this point, Italy and Romano got so tired that they soon fell asleep in an alleyway,. When they woke up, they had massive hangovers, and they trudged home, screaming about how they'd never drink again…

I can tell this was probably crap, but leave a review!