Title: What will happen if…
Story by: Roaming Phantom and credits to Carol-chan
Rating: K+ or PG-13 for languages.
Genre: Humor
Summary: a fanfics about our wild imaginations and fandoms…
A/N: I'm suck in title and summary… Sorry… And also, none of PoT characters are mine!!
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What will happen if…
1. Inui apply to become Amane's student
Eiji: You must be kidding
Ryoma: No way.. Momo-senpai. Is that all true?
(Suddenly Inui pop out from no where)
Inui: Absolutely, Yes!
Momo: But why?
Inui: Because everyone said that my sense of humor is even worse that my 6th senses…
Kaidou: Inui-senpai… You start a dajare…
Inui: Oh.. Have I?
Tezuka: Inui, 100 LAPS NOW!
2. Syuusuke's marathon to St. Rudolph
Yuuta: ANIKI?!
Syuusuke: ah… Yutta, I missed you so much.
Mizuki: What the…
Syuusuke: You!
Mizuki: me?
Syuusuke: Yes. YOU! DON'T YOU TRY TO HARM YUUTA!! OR ELSE! drag Yuuta away from Mizuki
Yutta: ANIKI STOP!!
Mizuki: …
Atsushi: pat Mizuki's back be patient…
(Meanwhile. Somewhere (maybe not some but one) in Seigaku)
Ooishi: I think something is missing.
Eiji: Nya you think so?
Taka: Hey, where is Fuji?
Ryoma: I saw he run after his practice match with me.
Tezuka: Inui, remind me to tell Fuji to run laps tomorrow.
Inui: ok..
3. Fudomine's tennis practice seem a lot more quiet today.
Kamio: I feel today's practice pretty quite. Don't you think so?
Shinji: … (gaping and pointing to his throat)
Kamio: Now I know why…
4. Akutsu is nicer today.
Dan: Sengoku-senpai… What happen to Akutsu-senpai? He acting 'weird' desu.
Sengoku: As a professional in…
Minami: PLAYBOY…
Everyone: (SWT…)
Sengoku: Whatever you wanna say… Ehem I think he is…
Dan: What Sengoku-senpai???
Sengoku: I just wanna said that…
Dan: WHAT SENGOKU-SENPAI!
Sengoku: SHUT UP WILL YA?!?! I'M TRYING TO TALK HERE!
Everyone: ...
Sengoku: That's more like it.
Dan: What Sengoku-senpai mean?
Sengoku: I SAID SHUT THE HELL UP!!!
Dan: Gomen desu.
Sengoku: sigh I just wanna said that Akutsu is in…
Minami: OMG… He's in LOVE…
Sengoku: LO… HEY YOU STEAL MY WORD!
5. Kabaji is sick
Atobe: Kabaji, take my bag!
Yuushi: It's the 4th time today… Must I tell you again that KABAJI IS NOT HERE!?
Atobe: Okay so I have a conclusion.
Yuushi: What?
Atobe: OSHITARI! TAKE MY BAG!
Yuushi: NO WAY…
6. Something is wrong with Jirou
Gakuto: Hey Jirou, I haven't seen you sleep today.
Shishido: Yeah. Even in the class or in break time.
Jirou: I got insomnia.
All Hyoutei member minus Jirou: … What?
7. Kurobane is not practicing tennis today
Saeki: Amane, you seem a bit happy today.
Amane: Not a bit… a LOT!
Ryo: Whatever.
Ituski: Why?
Amane: As all of you know, Kurobane has a extra lesson for the day.
(A shoe fly over Amane's head.)
Everyone: …
(Another one fly beside Amane's head and almost hit Saeki's back.)
Everyone: …
Itsuki: Those are Kurobane's… right?
(Somewhere in a class at 4th floor.)
Kurobane: Shit! I missed his head 2 times!!
8. Ryou lost his joy today
Saeki: Ryou, you look different today.
Itsuki: What happen to you today?
Ryou: (sniff) I got a haircut yesterday.
Aoi: Ooo. That is why your hair look shorter today! But…
Itsuki: Why did you cut your hair?
Ryou: My mom hates my long hair…
Saeki: And why don't you cut it short?
Ryou: After a long argument with my mom, I won.
Everyone: Oooooo…
Aoi: By the way, why does your mom hate your long hair anyway?
Ryou: Because it consumes a lot of shampoo.
Everyone: WTF…
9. Niou lost something precious
Akaya: Whoaaa… Niou senpai… I've never imagine you in that hair style.
Niou: Stop it little brat! Geez… I will destroy all of his precious toys into pieces if I found him!
Marui: Who is he?
Niou: My little brother..
Akaya: So you will destroy his entire poor little precious toy after he accidentally cut you precious rat tail?
Niou: Stop telling me that I had lost it!!
10. Akaya look tidy
Akaya: YUKIMURA-BUCHOU!!
Yukimura: There-there… What happen? Are they bullying you again?
Akaya: (nod…) Yukimura-buchou… You won't do that right.
Yukimura: No.. Of course no. I like your hair in this style…
Akaya: It's all my sister fault. She bring me to the barbershop and bored me to death so I fallen asleep and she asked the barber to straight my hair up…
Yukimura: That's an amusing experience.
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A/N: That's all folks! My very first English fanfic… Thanks for reading… Every comment and reviews and other are accepted. But sorry, I'll ignore all flames.
