Introducing the sugar induced, shrimp eating, water (hehehehe) drinking,
cheesecake addicts:
Gailibop and Bunnihop!!!
And the crowd goes wild with outrageous cheers as Gailibop and Bunnihop comes out onto the stage.
Gailibop: Um where is the crowd? Bunnihop: Ummm.. where are we anyways?
They look over at Pirate Lucky (muse) who was playing with a sound effects machine and laughing insanely.
^_^! O.O!
Gailibop pulls out her huge favorite mallet out of hammer space and sneaks over to Pirate Lucky and Whack..the curtains goes down and whacking noises could be heard as well as crying.
Bunnihop: Ummm..well..(blink, blink)...hmmm. (She said nothing to the empty audience and turned and walked back off stage, but tripped over a piece of the sound effects machine and fell.) Ow.
Pirate Lucky (with several bruises came out onto the stage several hours later with some glue in his hand. He began to talk to the empty audience.): Sorry about your wait, my friends. Gailibop and Bunnihop don't realize that you are reading this fic instead of watching it, so of course the auditorium would be empty. (He sighed and smiled.) "Well without further adieu, I present to you The Cheesecake Induced CHIBI NURSERY School!
Gailibop typed madly on the computer with an evil glint in her eyes. Bunnihop looked over at Pirate Lucky who was now tied up for gluing his sound effect machine back together.
Bunnihop: What's she doing?
Pirate Lucky: Being bad as usual. Can you untie me now?
Bunnihop: Nope, you drove us crazy with that machine and you ate all the cheesecake.
Pirate Lucky: You have no proof.
Bunni: Yes I do. You have cheesecake on your no...who are you?
Inuyasha (he came up out of nowhere): Where am I? What are you looking at? (He was getting smaller by the second.) What's happening? Why are you so big? What's going on? (He looked over at Gailibop.) NOOOOOOO!!!! NOT YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gailibop: hehehehee
Disclaimer: Me not own Inuyasha or any of the Inuyasha characters. Me is just borrowing them for me sadistic pleasure. HEHEHEHEHE Maybe me should borrow the attorneys and turn them Chibis. *_*
Chapter One The Three Wittle Chibis
Once upon the time in feudal Japan there where three chibi little girls named Rin, Sango and Kagome
Kagome: Why are we chibis?
Rin: Shhhh the narrator is speaking.
Kagome: Sorry, I just wanted to know why we were Chibis.
Narrator (Pirate Lucky): Kagome you have detention!
Kagome: Whaaa!
Sango: Shhh Kagome or he's going to make you do that thing!
PL: Sango you can join her.
Sango: That's not fair!
PL: Now be quiet so I can finish the story.
Grumbling the girls walked out on stage. PL cleared his throat and continued with his narration.
Now the three wittle Chibis wanted to go out into the world and get a place of their own. So Sango chibi, Kagome chibi and Rin chibi left Kaede's hut and.
Rin: What am I doing in Kaede's hut? Where is Sesshoumaru-sama and Jaken- sama?
PL: Rin you get detention too.
Rin: But.
PL: No buts. Now on with the story
Rin: I'm telling Sesshoumaru-sama on you.
PL: Fine, you tell and I will not get you any of Shippou's crayons
Rin: That's not fair! T_T Fine I won't tell.
PL: Good now back with the story.
Anyways, the chibi girlies went their separate ways and decided to build them a hut of their own. Rin, who had met up with Chibi Sesshoumaru and Chibi Jaken, had them build her a house made of hay.
Rin: They are chibis?!
PL: Yes, everyone is a chibi, even Lady Kaede
Rin: Whoa, he is going to be mad.
PL: No he won't. Bunnihop bribed them with a rubics cube.
Rin: That square puzzle thing?
PL: Yes. Now back with to the story.
Enters Sesshoumaru and Jaken carrying some hay, following by Bunnihop who had her whip in hand. They began to move really fast causing a cloud of smoke to surround them, but you could clearly hear hammering and then mumbling!
Sesshie (Name to long): I can't believe that worthless human tricked this Sesshoumaru. I should melt her.Ack (whip crack).I.broke.. a nail. (He's a chibi peeps; he is bound to be ooc).
Bunnihop: I heard you. (She said with a whip in her hand and evil smile on her face.) Oops. She disappeared before he could strike at her.
Grumbling he went back to building the house. The smoke cleared some hours later, and there stood a nice hay built hut. Rin stood back and inspected it.
Rin: It's missing something. :(
Sesshie: Well too bad, you are just going to have to like it.
Rin o.o: But it needs something. How am I supposed to get in and out?
Sesshie looked at the house: Good for nothing Jaken forgot the door. (He popped Jaken in his head and swiped at the hut and created a door. He broke another nail) What the..what kind of hay is this?
Gailibop: It's the new industrial strength hay. It was on sale. Hard to the core, the only weakness is wolf's breath.
Sesshie: You! (He swiped at Gailibop but she too disappeared before he could get her. Her voice came over the sky.)
Gailibop: That's it, no more Ramen for you. I'm giving all to Inuyasha.
Sesshie: Evil authoress wench.
Gailibop: You call me that again and you will regret!
Sesshie: Wench (Whack! @_@)
O_o! PL: Well anyway back to the little fic. While they were building Rin's house out of the new industrial strength hay... (What, why she buy that mess? zap (Lightening) @_@)
Bunnihop: Gailibop you need to control your violent tendencies. Go eat some cheesecake.
Gailibop (mouth full of strawberry cheesecake): Sorry. Me happy now.
Bunnihop (sigh): I'll be the narrator since PL is out of commission. If I get any interruptions, then I'll tie you up and make you eat oatmeal for a month.
All Chibis: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Bunnihop: Good, now back to the fic. While they were building Rin's hut, Sango had Miroku and Tanuki (spelled right?) building her house out of sticks. They worked fast and long into the evening before finally her house was finished.
Miroku: So Sango, how do you like our new home?
Sango: Who says it's your home. I'm not sharing with you.
Miroku: But Sango (grope, grope whack, zap @_@)
Sango: Even while we are chibis you are still a pervert. (She walked into the hut with Tanuki and Kirara and slammed the door.)
Meanwhile over where Kagome was, Inuyasha and Shippou were building her a hut made out of bricks.
Inuyasha: Why we gotta build you a hut. Besides, who uses these bricks, can't we use something else?
Kagome: No complaining. You are going to slow, come on work faster. (Crack)
Inuyasha: Hey!!! Where did you get a whip?
( Kagome: Hehehehe I'm not telling.
Inuyasha: Stupid wench. I knew I should have went with Kikyo (Osawri)..hrrmff
Shippou; Stupid hanyou never learn. So Kagome-chan how do you like the house?
Kagome: It's great Shippou! Come on, lets go get some tea.
So the huts were built and the wittle chibis were enjoying their new huts. One-day chibi Kouga was on a journey. Where he was going is unknown, but he was just on a journey. Unfortunately for him, he tripped over a stick and fell into some weeds he was highly allergic too and caused him to start sneezing.
Kouga: AAAACHOOOO (tree fell down) I need some tissue.
He continued walking and sniffing and sneezing until he spotted a house sitting slightly on a hill. It was made up of strange hay.
Kouga: Maybe they have some tissue.
He walked up to the house and knocked on the door. Rin looked out of the peephole that Sesshoumaru made her in order to keep her protected from strangers. She immediately recognized Kouga and gasp in fear.
Rin: Go away wolf boy
Kouga: Little girl little girl let me in. O.o??? (Where did that come from?)
Rin: Not by the hair on my chinny chin chin o.O?? What the hel.. Go away wolfy!
Kouga: Fine wench!
Kouga went to walk leave but at that time he felt a sneeze coming.
Kouga: HUFF PUFF HUFF AAACHOOO
And down came Rin's little hut of hay.
Rin T_T: I'm telling Sesshoumaru-sama on you! He's going melt you!
Kouga: Wait, Rin! I didn't mean it.
So Kouga ended up chasing after Rin whom ran to Sango's house. Kouga, who should have caught up with her had been tripping over falling trees due to the authoress Bunnihop's sense of humor. Rin knocked on Sango's door. She was breathing heavily and her chest hurt.
Sango: Rin-chan, what are you doing here?
Rin: Kouga blew my house down.
Sango: He did what! I'll get him. But first you come and rest.
Kouga gave up on finding Rin and decided to go visit Sango since he was in the neighborhood. He knocked on her door while sniffing. He looked kind of raggedy from falling everywhere.
Kouga: Sango-chan please let me in.
Sango: No wolf boy 0.0??? Not by the hair on my ch...I don't have hair on my chin. What is this?
Rin: It happened to me too. We have to get out of here. He is going to blow your house down.
Sango: No he won't. I'll get him with Haraikotsu (Spelled wrong, I know). Where is Haraikotsu?
Rin: Miroku took it to polish it.
Kouga: All I want is (sneeze coming on) HUFF PUFF HUFF (oh no) ACHOOOO
Down with all the sticks around Sango and Rin.
Sango: Kagome will hear about this. She will never talk to you then. (She got on Kirara with Rin and went to Kagome's house.
Kouga: Wait! It was an accident! (He ran after them.) Wait! I just want a ACHOOO! (Tree went flying past them and they thought that he was trying to attack them.)
Sango: You almost got us. You will die for that!
Kouga: Wait! (He said and slowed down, trying to catch his breath. He didn't feel well, so he was running out of energy. He started running again, tripped and fell over a branch and ended up in a lake). Why me?
Kagome: Sango! Rin-chan! What are you doing here?
Sango: It's Kouga. He blew down our houses. Can you believe it? I thought he was our friend.
Rin: And he threw a tree at us too.
Inu: Really? (He cracked his knuckles.) Where is he?
Sango: What are you doing here?
Inu: I wanted some Ramen. Sesshie's here too. He's trying to steal my Ramen.
Rin: Really? Hey Sesshie doesn't steal.
Sesshie: Rin what are you doing here?
Rin: Kouga blew down my house.
Sesshie: o.o He did huh? (He pulled out his little sword and sniffed the air.) "He will die."
Kouga (shivering now was on his way to Kagome's hut.): This has been a strange day for me. What did I do to disserve this?
Bunnihop: It's not healthy to talk to yourself.
Kouga: Who said that?
Bunnihop: (speaking sheepishly) Me
Kouga looked around finally spotting Bunnihop: YOU!
Bunnihop: 0____0: Yes me and if you don't hurry up and get to Kagome's house, I'll make sure you have the flu for a month and feed you wolf stew.
Kouga: You are so evil. (He continued walking and sneezing every so often. He reached Kagome's house and knocked on the door.)
Kagome looked out her peep hole: It's Kouga! (collective gasp)
Inu: We'll sneak up on him from the back. You keep him occupied.
Kagome: Okay, hurry.
Kouga: Kagome please let me in.
Kagome: No Kouga, not by the hair on my chinny...Hey, how did you find out about the hair on my chin?
Gailibop: O.O! Oops.
Kagome: We need to have a talk after this.
Kouga: I would just like some.Huff Puff huff Achooooo!!!! (Nothing happened of course.) Ack! (Some curses and crashing noises could be heard out side.)
Kagome: Hey Sango, is it me or did that sound like Kouga had a cold?
Sango: You know. I think you are right. He did mention a tissue.
Kagome: He didn't blow your houses down on purpose. It was an accident.
Rin: Oh, I thought he was trying to eat me.
Kagome: We have to apologize. (Kagome grabbed a box of tissues and some medicine) Come on. (She opened the door and they all gasped. Inuyasha was chasing Kouga, followed by Sesshoumaru and Miroku.)
Kouga: I just wanted some tissue!!
Kagome: Osawri!! (As expected, Inuyasha fell to the ground. Sesshie tripped over him and fell and Miroku tripped over both of them and fell. Kagome ran to Kouga with a box of tissue in her hand.) Oops sorry Kouga.
Epilogue: (not really)
Bunnihop: Back in Kaede's hut, Kouga was wrapped in a warm blanket with a warm towel on his head, and one of Kagome's thermometers in his mouth, sitting in front of the fire, while Inuyasha was being bandaged up, from being crushed and Sesshie had a big bump on his head and was currently being sprayed with meds, while Miroku was lain out from groping Sango.
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Gailibop and Bunnihop!!!
And the crowd goes wild with outrageous cheers as Gailibop and Bunnihop comes out onto the stage.
Gailibop: Um where is the crowd? Bunnihop: Ummm.. where are we anyways?
They look over at Pirate Lucky (muse) who was playing with a sound effects machine and laughing insanely.
^_^! O.O!
Gailibop pulls out her huge favorite mallet out of hammer space and sneaks over to Pirate Lucky and Whack..the curtains goes down and whacking noises could be heard as well as crying.
Bunnihop: Ummm..well..(blink, blink)...hmmm. (She said nothing to the empty audience and turned and walked back off stage, but tripped over a piece of the sound effects machine and fell.) Ow.
Pirate Lucky (with several bruises came out onto the stage several hours later with some glue in his hand. He began to talk to the empty audience.): Sorry about your wait, my friends. Gailibop and Bunnihop don't realize that you are reading this fic instead of watching it, so of course the auditorium would be empty. (He sighed and smiled.) "Well without further adieu, I present to you The Cheesecake Induced CHIBI NURSERY School!
Gailibop typed madly on the computer with an evil glint in her eyes. Bunnihop looked over at Pirate Lucky who was now tied up for gluing his sound effect machine back together.
Bunnihop: What's she doing?
Pirate Lucky: Being bad as usual. Can you untie me now?
Bunnihop: Nope, you drove us crazy with that machine and you ate all the cheesecake.
Pirate Lucky: You have no proof.
Bunni: Yes I do. You have cheesecake on your no...who are you?
Inuyasha (he came up out of nowhere): Where am I? What are you looking at? (He was getting smaller by the second.) What's happening? Why are you so big? What's going on? (He looked over at Gailibop.) NOOOOOOO!!!! NOT YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Gailibop: hehehehee
Disclaimer: Me not own Inuyasha or any of the Inuyasha characters. Me is just borrowing them for me sadistic pleasure. HEHEHEHEHE Maybe me should borrow the attorneys and turn them Chibis. *_*
Chapter One The Three Wittle Chibis
Once upon the time in feudal Japan there where three chibi little girls named Rin, Sango and Kagome
Kagome: Why are we chibis?
Rin: Shhhh the narrator is speaking.
Kagome: Sorry, I just wanted to know why we were Chibis.
Narrator (Pirate Lucky): Kagome you have detention!
Kagome: Whaaa!
Sango: Shhh Kagome or he's going to make you do that thing!
PL: Sango you can join her.
Sango: That's not fair!
PL: Now be quiet so I can finish the story.
Grumbling the girls walked out on stage. PL cleared his throat and continued with his narration.
Now the three wittle Chibis wanted to go out into the world and get a place of their own. So Sango chibi, Kagome chibi and Rin chibi left Kaede's hut and.
Rin: What am I doing in Kaede's hut? Where is Sesshoumaru-sama and Jaken- sama?
PL: Rin you get detention too.
Rin: But.
PL: No buts. Now on with the story
Rin: I'm telling Sesshoumaru-sama on you.
PL: Fine, you tell and I will not get you any of Shippou's crayons
Rin: That's not fair! T_T Fine I won't tell.
PL: Good now back with the story.
Anyways, the chibi girlies went their separate ways and decided to build them a hut of their own. Rin, who had met up with Chibi Sesshoumaru and Chibi Jaken, had them build her a house made of hay.
Rin: They are chibis?!
PL: Yes, everyone is a chibi, even Lady Kaede
Rin: Whoa, he is going to be mad.
PL: No he won't. Bunnihop bribed them with a rubics cube.
Rin: That square puzzle thing?
PL: Yes. Now back with to the story.
Enters Sesshoumaru and Jaken carrying some hay, following by Bunnihop who had her whip in hand. They began to move really fast causing a cloud of smoke to surround them, but you could clearly hear hammering and then mumbling!
Sesshie (Name to long): I can't believe that worthless human tricked this Sesshoumaru. I should melt her.Ack (whip crack).I.broke.. a nail. (He's a chibi peeps; he is bound to be ooc).
Bunnihop: I heard you. (She said with a whip in her hand and evil smile on her face.) Oops. She disappeared before he could strike at her.
Grumbling he went back to building the house. The smoke cleared some hours later, and there stood a nice hay built hut. Rin stood back and inspected it.
Rin: It's missing something. :(
Sesshie: Well too bad, you are just going to have to like it.
Rin o.o: But it needs something. How am I supposed to get in and out?
Sesshie looked at the house: Good for nothing Jaken forgot the door. (He popped Jaken in his head and swiped at the hut and created a door. He broke another nail) What the..what kind of hay is this?
Gailibop: It's the new industrial strength hay. It was on sale. Hard to the core, the only weakness is wolf's breath.
Sesshie: You! (He swiped at Gailibop but she too disappeared before he could get her. Her voice came over the sky.)
Gailibop: That's it, no more Ramen for you. I'm giving all to Inuyasha.
Sesshie: Evil authoress wench.
Gailibop: You call me that again and you will regret!
Sesshie: Wench (Whack! @_@)
O_o! PL: Well anyway back to the little fic. While they were building Rin's house out of the new industrial strength hay... (What, why she buy that mess? zap (Lightening) @_@)
Bunnihop: Gailibop you need to control your violent tendencies. Go eat some cheesecake.
Gailibop (mouth full of strawberry cheesecake): Sorry. Me happy now.
Bunnihop (sigh): I'll be the narrator since PL is out of commission. If I get any interruptions, then I'll tie you up and make you eat oatmeal for a month.
All Chibis: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Bunnihop: Good, now back to the fic. While they were building Rin's hut, Sango had Miroku and Tanuki (spelled right?) building her house out of sticks. They worked fast and long into the evening before finally her house was finished.
Miroku: So Sango, how do you like our new home?
Sango: Who says it's your home. I'm not sharing with you.
Miroku: But Sango (grope, grope whack, zap @_@)
Sango: Even while we are chibis you are still a pervert. (She walked into the hut with Tanuki and Kirara and slammed the door.)
Meanwhile over where Kagome was, Inuyasha and Shippou were building her a hut made out of bricks.
Inuyasha: Why we gotta build you a hut. Besides, who uses these bricks, can't we use something else?
Kagome: No complaining. You are going to slow, come on work faster. (Crack)
Inuyasha: Hey!!! Where did you get a whip?
( Kagome: Hehehehe I'm not telling.
Inuyasha: Stupid wench. I knew I should have went with Kikyo (Osawri)..hrrmff
Shippou; Stupid hanyou never learn. So Kagome-chan how do you like the house?
Kagome: It's great Shippou! Come on, lets go get some tea.
So the huts were built and the wittle chibis were enjoying their new huts. One-day chibi Kouga was on a journey. Where he was going is unknown, but he was just on a journey. Unfortunately for him, he tripped over a stick and fell into some weeds he was highly allergic too and caused him to start sneezing.
Kouga: AAAACHOOOO (tree fell down) I need some tissue.
He continued walking and sniffing and sneezing until he spotted a house sitting slightly on a hill. It was made up of strange hay.
Kouga: Maybe they have some tissue.
He walked up to the house and knocked on the door. Rin looked out of the peephole that Sesshoumaru made her in order to keep her protected from strangers. She immediately recognized Kouga and gasp in fear.
Rin: Go away wolf boy
Kouga: Little girl little girl let me in. O.o??? (Where did that come from?)
Rin: Not by the hair on my chinny chin chin o.O?? What the hel.. Go away wolfy!
Kouga: Fine wench!
Kouga went to walk leave but at that time he felt a sneeze coming.
Kouga: HUFF PUFF HUFF AAACHOOO
And down came Rin's little hut of hay.
Rin T_T: I'm telling Sesshoumaru-sama on you! He's going melt you!
Kouga: Wait, Rin! I didn't mean it.
So Kouga ended up chasing after Rin whom ran to Sango's house. Kouga, who should have caught up with her had been tripping over falling trees due to the authoress Bunnihop's sense of humor. Rin knocked on Sango's door. She was breathing heavily and her chest hurt.
Sango: Rin-chan, what are you doing here?
Rin: Kouga blew my house down.
Sango: He did what! I'll get him. But first you come and rest.
Kouga gave up on finding Rin and decided to go visit Sango since he was in the neighborhood. He knocked on her door while sniffing. He looked kind of raggedy from falling everywhere.
Kouga: Sango-chan please let me in.
Sango: No wolf boy 0.0??? Not by the hair on my ch...I don't have hair on my chin. What is this?
Rin: It happened to me too. We have to get out of here. He is going to blow your house down.
Sango: No he won't. I'll get him with Haraikotsu (Spelled wrong, I know). Where is Haraikotsu?
Rin: Miroku took it to polish it.
Kouga: All I want is (sneeze coming on) HUFF PUFF HUFF (oh no) ACHOOOO
Down with all the sticks around Sango and Rin.
Sango: Kagome will hear about this. She will never talk to you then. (She got on Kirara with Rin and went to Kagome's house.
Kouga: Wait! It was an accident! (He ran after them.) Wait! I just want a ACHOOO! (Tree went flying past them and they thought that he was trying to attack them.)
Sango: You almost got us. You will die for that!
Kouga: Wait! (He said and slowed down, trying to catch his breath. He didn't feel well, so he was running out of energy. He started running again, tripped and fell over a branch and ended up in a lake). Why me?
Kagome: Sango! Rin-chan! What are you doing here?
Sango: It's Kouga. He blew down our houses. Can you believe it? I thought he was our friend.
Rin: And he threw a tree at us too.
Inu: Really? (He cracked his knuckles.) Where is he?
Sango: What are you doing here?
Inu: I wanted some Ramen. Sesshie's here too. He's trying to steal my Ramen.
Rin: Really? Hey Sesshie doesn't steal.
Sesshie: Rin what are you doing here?
Rin: Kouga blew down my house.
Sesshie: o.o He did huh? (He pulled out his little sword and sniffed the air.) "He will die."
Kouga (shivering now was on his way to Kagome's hut.): This has been a strange day for me. What did I do to disserve this?
Bunnihop: It's not healthy to talk to yourself.
Kouga: Who said that?
Bunnihop: (speaking sheepishly) Me
Kouga looked around finally spotting Bunnihop: YOU!
Bunnihop: 0____0: Yes me and if you don't hurry up and get to Kagome's house, I'll make sure you have the flu for a month and feed you wolf stew.
Kouga: You are so evil. (He continued walking and sneezing every so often. He reached Kagome's house and knocked on the door.)
Kagome looked out her peep hole: It's Kouga! (collective gasp)
Inu: We'll sneak up on him from the back. You keep him occupied.
Kagome: Okay, hurry.
Kouga: Kagome please let me in.
Kagome: No Kouga, not by the hair on my chinny...Hey, how did you find out about the hair on my chin?
Gailibop: O.O! Oops.
Kagome: We need to have a talk after this.
Kouga: I would just like some.Huff Puff huff Achooooo!!!! (Nothing happened of course.) Ack! (Some curses and crashing noises could be heard out side.)
Kagome: Hey Sango, is it me or did that sound like Kouga had a cold?
Sango: You know. I think you are right. He did mention a tissue.
Kagome: He didn't blow your houses down on purpose. It was an accident.
Rin: Oh, I thought he was trying to eat me.
Kagome: We have to apologize. (Kagome grabbed a box of tissues and some medicine) Come on. (She opened the door and they all gasped. Inuyasha was chasing Kouga, followed by Sesshoumaru and Miroku.)
Kouga: I just wanted some tissue!!
Kagome: Osawri!! (As expected, Inuyasha fell to the ground. Sesshie tripped over him and fell and Miroku tripped over both of them and fell. Kagome ran to Kouga with a box of tissue in her hand.) Oops sorry Kouga.
Epilogue: (not really)
Bunnihop: Back in Kaede's hut, Kouga was wrapped in a warm blanket with a warm towel on his head, and one of Kagome's thermometers in his mouth, sitting in front of the fire, while Inuyasha was being bandaged up, from being crushed and Sesshie had a big bump on his head and was currently being sprayed with meds, while Miroku was lain out from groping Sango.
Thank you for joining our first chapter of the CHEESECAKE INDUCED CHIBI NURSERY SCHOOL!!!!
Please review and just maybe we will give you some ice cream. It's cookies n cream. Yummy!!!
See you next time! ^___^
