My Life as a Teenage Robot

I want to be a HUMAN GIRL!

Jenny-

Our heroine robot watches a butch of teen girls hang out and then glances at a couple from her window

She sighs for she longs for a robot boyfriend

Not one that's part dog

(Of course) and not Sheldon

I wish for like one day I could find one guy who loves me-Jenny

Sheldon stalks Jenny and over hears her dilemma with his new invention that allows him to hear in every single word that people say in far away distances sort of like eves dropping but the guys in love what can you do

Any who

What's this I hear my damsel in distress? I hope she's ok. I better zoom in and try to get a better reception-Sheldon

I hate this every where I go its I Love You this or I love you back always UHHH! Sometimes it's hard being swooped down to the pit of the popularity vile and to geek central where there is no one to love. Oh well what can a robot do?

Then Jenny got an idea

Or maybe not a robot!

What does Jenny mean or maybe not a robot AHHHHHHHHH! Does she want to commit suicide! Oh no oh no – Sheldon

Uhhh Sheldon why are you using a high tech ear phone to eves drop on jenny-Brad

OH uhhh this old thing it's a radio only for my ear's though-Sheldon laughs shyly hide the truth

Ok listen why don't we just hang around at Mezmer's and grab a shake-Brad; or will jenny be all in your mind

WAIT WHAT!How did you know?-Sheldon

Dude you're way to obvious if you want the robot so badly then do what the bradster does to catch a girls attention. You see all girls love a mysterious not so lovey dive and stalker guy. If you stalk them, they will think you're creepy and no eye contact; you must show that the your inferior to she cuteness and her brains-Brad

Wow you really think this will work?-Sheldon

Of course not! – Tuck

Tuck what are you doing here? And why are you eve's dropping?-Brad

I've been next to you this whole time Bro and I know a thing or too about getting girls-Tuck

You do?-Sheldon

Tuck your 9! what do you know about the teenage girl?-Brad

Oh yeah read this shows a 9teenkween Girly magazine this holds the power we men need to know about the average girl- Tuck with this magazine, we will be unstoppable!

Uhh right ok so what you in for huh the same as usual for that magazine, Tuck?-Brad

Actually what I want only Sheldon can give me –Tuck

OHH PLEAASE Tuck I'll do anything just to get jenny to like me!-Sheldon desperately on his knees

Gezz what a drama king-Brad

Well………………………………….-Tuck

Back at the Wakeman's Home Dr. Wakeman is busy making hot herbal tea for herself and hot oil for Jenny

XJ9! Come down your...-Dr. Wakeman

MOM YOU HAVE TO MAKE ME INTO A PERMANENT ANDROID!-Jenny

WAHH WAHHWHAT! – Dr. Wakeman

Mom you're the only one who can do this procedure and I gotta be a human at least look like one PLEASSEEE?-Jenny

Absolutely not XJ9! you're last android experience almost left you completely zoned into other things than more important things like saving the world and protecting the ones you call friends.-Dr. Wakeman; and besides who wants to be popular and beautiful any who?

ME!-Jenny

Uhhh XJ9. What is your real purpose? - Dr. Wakeman I designed you as a highly sophisticated battle robot and wanted you to stay away from the human race but after your little quarrel with humans and saving your friends I let you have that sort of freedom. But becoming more like them is out of the question.

Why don't you understand! You were a teenager you had friends didn't you? - Jenny

On the contrary XJ9, I didn't but that didn't stop me from being the scientist that created you and making you the way I wanted you to be-Dr. Wakeman

Exactly the way you wanted me to be –Jenny then walks away sad and gloom

Dr. Wakeman looks over her album of high school and looks at herself the way she use to be geeky yes but beautiful as well.

Well old girl, I think its time we make this right this time for jenny's sake- Dr. Wakeman

For the rest of the night she constructed a blue print filling it with information with Jenny's body to the exo-skin project to pass off as a "perfectly normal human girl" and made some modifications to making it permanent. She also made sure that she had a stable body as a human to go with her personality as well making everything real as it can be with no side affects and malfunctions.

That night Brad and Sheldon were reading the magazine at Sheldon's garage. Tuck wanted a little robot buddy to protect him from the bullies nice trade in return he will keep this a secret from Jenny and all the girls at school.

It says here that girls dig guys with fashionable wardrobes to suit his personality and charisma.-Brad

Oh try looking for the low profile part for you, Brad –Tuck

Brad looks at Tuck and pushes him into a bin of garbage parts. Tuck gets out with coffee strainer glasses and an odd helmet.

Well if Jenny wants a hot cool guy, she'll have one! Even if it's me!-Sheldon points out with flames coming out of his eyes

Whoa the guy is really in deep with Jenny-Brad

I wonder what's she doing now?-Sheldon

As Sheldon looks out the window he thinks of only Jenny and how much he truly loves her

OK! Tuck I'll have the robot ready by 2 mornings; it will take some time but I will have it done for you just as we agreed on – Sheldon

In the mean time we'll help you win Jenny's heart with an old school boy makeover!-Brad

Great when do we start?-Sheldon

Tomorrow morning at the mall be there at around 9. Later Shel.-Brad

BTW why are you guys helping me?-Sheldon

Because you've been trying the wrong ways to catch our best friend's eye so it's out duty to fix that and we owe you.-Brad

Sheldon cries and hugs them both

THANK YOU BOTH SOOO MUCHHH!-Sheldon

You're…. – Brad

Welcome...- Tuck

The next morning Jenny awoke and was pretty down as she looks at her magazines and the first page featured a couple kissing

She sighs with such envy for she yearns to have what every teen has that she doesn't…love

Oh XJ9? - Dr. Wakeman

Yes mom?-Jenny

Would you be a dear and come with the box of tools on the kitchen table and bring it down to the cellar, please?-Dr. Wakeman

Ok – Jenny

Jenny then followed her mother's instructions and went down to the cell to see that something was different

Dr. Wakeman flipped the switch and the lights flickered on and Jenny was amazed to see what the fuss was about

Introducing the new and improved XJ Android 9!

To be continued………….