"FINN WHERE DID YOU GET THIS BOOK?" Shouted Marceline throwinga hardcover copy of Twilight on the ground with enough force to cause a dent in the floor.
"I found in an old ruin." Answered Finn feeling really uncormfortable as he saw Marcelines angry stare sending shivers down his spine.
"Why did you tell me to read it?" Asked Marceline holding on to the scruff of Finn's shirt.
"Because I thought it would be funny." Said Finn wishing he was Jake so he could shrink down and hide away.
"It was band for a reason Finn." Said Marceline going into flash back mode.
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"No more Twilight! No more Sparkles!" Shouted the Vampires marcing up and down the street outside the bookstore, it was having a showing of the five hundreth fifty second remake of the movie (yep they made that many) and all the Fan girls screamed for them to move.
"Do you know how many Vampires are descriminated against because of this Book?" Shouted the Leader, Marceline was watching them hopeing she could drink the red from any of the books "We're are not blood thirsty monsters that can't control ourselves!" The Vampires continued chanting a few of the Fan girls slipped through to the book store, Marceline laughed had they even given the book a chance or were they just stupid and wanted a bad book banned they hadn't even read.
"Look, I'm going to need you to move," Said the Book store owner he was a short stocky man with pale greenish skin probably from the radiation in the air. "I'm losing all my business." The Vampires hissed and continued marching down the street.
"NO MORE TWILIGHT! NO MORE SPARKLES!" They continued chanting and the Book store owner put his hands on his hips and picked up a phone.
"I guess I'm going to have to call the police." Said the Book store owner dialing 000 and then watched as the Vampires starting running into hiding.
"We will get that book banned even if it means WAR!" Shouted The leader pumping a fist in the air and all the vampires shouted in agreement from their hiding spots.
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"Finn don't you understand, this book started the 'Great mushroom war." Said Marceline dropping Finn to the floor and throwing picking up the book and throwing it into the fires.
"Wow, I never knew." Said Finn watching as the pages curled in on themselves as the book burned.
"No one ever does," Said Marceline floating upwards opening up her umbrella and going putside then turned back towards Finn."Just remember Finn. Vampires don't sparkle."
Well that was, um well unteresting, I've wanted to write this for a while as a joke and Twilight fans please read the whole thing, it's supposed to be a joke and ont taken that seriously. I mean really would Twilight ever actually cause a war.
