The wedding bells.
Chapter 1- Jessica's day.
"Kane, if you really cared about me, you would kill me right here, right now" muttered the Undertaker.
The two men stood out like sore thumbs as Jessica was standing in a mirror, trying on a wedding dress. One after another and it had gone on for the past 3 hours. Taker was trying not to appear board, yet with all the camera phones going off at him and Kane, it was hard to ignore. "Taker… endure. You've sat through worst," Kane muttered.
Jessica turned around to her father, and questioned how the dress looked on her. It was frilly, that was certain. Yet Kane couldn't see it being 'the one' "I think you can do better" he said to her.
She nodded in agreement as she went off to try on dress number 12. The Divas that tagged along smiled to Kane that he knew what his daughter would look good in, they complimented him on his observation. "How come you never help us pick dresses?" asked Maria.
"They don't stay on long enough," muttered the Undertaker.
Kane snickered to Taker's comment since it was very true. "It's not like she's whipping it off after the ceremony!" Kane stated. "No offense ladies"
"He does have a point," stated Melina.
"Well I hope she picks something soon, my ass is asleep" announced the Undertaker.
"Oh as if you could do better!" stated Beth Phoenix.
"Yeah, I think I could!" he announced.
Jessica came out in dress number 12, and still didn't look like the right one. What Taker didn't know was the dress consultants heard what he said and gave the Deadman full right to see if they can find the perfect dress for his niece. It startled the Undertaker as he said he wasn't going to go through the trouble of it. But they all insisted. "You did say you could do better Uncle" Jessica teased.
With the roll of his eyes, Taker took the challenge. After all, his ass was sleep. It would give him an excuse to walk around.
He poked and prodded through the dresses and came across one that he liked. It had a red and black trim, he smiled to the dress and brought it back for Jessica to try. He was gone for no more than ten minutes. Just long enough to get the feeling back in his thighs and ass. "Here, go nuts" he announced.
Jessica smiled as she went off to try and new dress. "You weren't even trying," muttered Melina.
"Yeah, what the hell do you know about weddings!" questioned Mickey James.
"I've been through two of them," Taker snapped back.
"Maybe a third soon enough" Kane whispered.
"I heard that smart ass"
Jessica was one for a few minutes longer than the others, yet when she came out, she had a glow to her. Kane stopped and stared at the dress that Taker picked out and loved how the little bit of color made his daughter glow with pride. She smiled to it as well. The red and black trim was at the end of each layer of the dress, but the rest of it was snow white. "Whoa, that screams you!" announced Maria.
"I agree" stated Mickey.
"Darling, you look beautiful!" Kane announced.
"We have a winner!" Jessica cheered as she gave a peck on the cheek to her uncle. "Thank you" and walked off.
The Divas stared at the Deadman. "What? 13 was her lucky number!"
"That or when your ass is numb you're open to a sense of fashion!" laughed Kane.
