Conker: Live and Reloaded

"Ah yes, I'm finally done with my Biography of my life so far!"Conker said, excited. " Sire, sire!",the Professor said. "The evil Tediz are back and now they are robots!" Conker sat there dreaming, about all those times back at Tedi island.

Flashback

" Conker, come in Conker!" beeped Conker's communicator. "Yes, sir?", Conker said. " Conker T. Squirrel, haul your ass over here! The Tediz have mounted on this base on Tedi island. We must destroy it!" said the genaral. " Aye,Aye General", Conker said.

End Flashback

" Alright, Professor. I'll go. After you make me a decaf Latte' - I need all that I can get." Conker said. The Professor left the room into the kitchen. Conker geared up into his war suit. His War suit was basically his old helmet from Bad Fur Day, and a new war outfit for emergencys. He geared up, went into the kitchen, drank all the coffee he could drink, and went in the old war copter. As the copter soared, Conker looked out the window at the junkyard, thinking about the horror back on the beach.

Flashback

Conker ran into the open field with his war buddies. Unfortunately, Conker didn't know this was where the teddies planned to kill ½ of the squirrels. They all ran into there, where all the grey squirrels were killed. Note I said "grey squirrels", not red squirrels, since Conker's the only red squirrel in my story.

End Flashback

The Copter finally stopped to a halt. "Alright, so now I need to find where the tediz are keeping that little girl. She's the only one who can tell me where the Tediz are keeping their big guns!", Conker said. He ran into the base.

He kept runningthrough the base, until he tripped on...something. "Alright! 2 new swords to fight with! Now if I only had some beer...", said Conker. He kept on running through the base, killing tedizand progressing.Finally at the end he saw the little girl. " Who the $# are you?", the little girl said. "Why you little piece of...", Conker began to say. "Hey, watch it Conker! This is a family game, remember?", said the little girl. "What the hell! This is not a family game, I mean, you just cursed!", conker said. "Okay, okay. You don't have to be so angry!", said the little girl. "Sorry. But I need to get information - on the Tediz...

MEANWHILE

" Ha Ha ha! I definitely have Conker fooled, because it is I who have reprogrammed the Tediz" said the professor. "Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!", said the professor.