It was a normal day for Simon. He was at his office, YogTowers pretending to make Minecraft videos and shoving Jaffa Cakes up his asshole when nobody was looking.
"Simon, let me in, I have something important to tell you" Lewis said from outside Simon's office. "Gimme a sec" Simon answered as he took the jaffa cakes out his anus one by one. "Alright, come in" "Simon, I have some pretty big news. We're doing a collab with Pewdiepie." Simon laughed. "Haha, good one. What's the real news? Lewis gave Simon a "fuck you im not joking" look". "But Pewdiepie fucking sucks! He's just some swedish faggot who records himself screaming foreign swear words over a game for money! I don't want his bros joining our fanbase. It's bad enough as it is." he yelled. Lewis sighed. "Listen Simon, not everyone is happy about this, but Polaris is gonna give us a crapton of cash if we do the collab."
Simon was not happy. He started yelling gibberish at Lewis and throwing his ass jaffa cakes at him until he left the room. Then he got in a fetal position and started muttering satanic spells under his breath.
Hey guys, PoFangurl here. I'm a big fan of both the Yogscast and Pewdiepieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! (lol) and always thought that Simon and Pewdz would make a great couple. Constructive criticism is not appreciated.
