Me: Yo whassup people! Today is day ONE of TMMS:PS! Now you are probably wondering what that stands for right? Well I ain't tellin ya! MUWHAHAHA!!!!!
Drew: Give me a break...just tell them.
Me: NEVER!!Instead I'll get Brock so say it!
Brock: It stands for-
Ash: The Manual Monster Satelite:Power,Solar!
Everybody: You dumbass that's not what it stands for!
Brock: It truly stands for The Match Maker Show: Pokemon Style.
Me: Thank you! Now let's begin our show, hosted by Drew, produced by me, on-the-scene person Misty, assistant-reporter May, and co-producers as well as questioners and show ninjas Ash and Max! Oh and by the way show ninjas are just play ninjas that I put on the show. Have fun!
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Brock was watching TV one day when he came upon an interesting show on TV. It was called The Match Maker Show and it brought quite an interest to him. Then he saw his friends on TV and thought how bad it could be. Horrible, but maybe his only chance at love. He just needed to watch the first episode of this game show to see if they were worthy enough to find him a match for he was Brock, the lone wolf who tries not to be but fails! He watched the first episode observantly:
Welcome to The Match Maker Show! This show is made to match up sore losers who can't seem to find love wherever they go. The way this show works is by selecting a lonely loser who decides to be aired on TV. Then we bring them to the station where we set them up for their "date" with the matchup. In the end the show will have brought the two together only enough so that they start dating but no further. A side note if you will, but if you break up after the show it ain't our fault. Capische? Ok! Our first contestant is Andy from New Bark Town of Johto! Also please welcome our show host Drew, the on-the-scene person Misty,the assistant reporter May, co-producer and questioner Ash, and our other co-producer and show ninja Max! Let's begin!
Drew: Welcome to the show Andy. Today you will be working with Ash, our questioner, to see who would fit you best. In fact here's Ash now. Walk to the blue circle in the middle of the stage and wait a moment.(walks off the stage to the side)
Andy(to himself):Wow I'm starting to feel a bit nervous her--
Ash(walks on stage): Whatsup everybody! I'm Ash Ketchum from the town of Pallet! I'm the show questioner. Hi Andy! How are you feeling today?
Andy: A bit nervous. I just wanna get a girlfriend and get outta here.
Ash: Whoa there kiddo! We got some questions to ask ya. First, what is your favorite color,food,show on TV,movie,style,and pokemon?
Andy: Um...purple,casserole,the simpsons,can't decide, and Politoed...
Ash: Alright! Now these 3 questions are important so answer them truthfully and wisely. First, are you gay,homo,bi, or straight?
Andy: What the-- Straight man! The hell!
Ash: Hey! Don't yell on stage unless you're me! Now next question. What kind of girl are you fond of most?
Andy: I guess the timid type who likes to clean but not like a slave and has plans for the future.
Ash: Final question! This is the most important so listen carefully! What is the square root of 25?
Drew: ASH! THIS ISN'T THE TIME TO ASK THE QUESTION ON YOUR HOMEWORK!!!
Ash: PFFT!!! FINE! Okay this is the real question.Actually two part question. Do you like girlfriends who are breeders,trainers,nurses,police officers, what? And also what letter would you like the name to start with?
Andy: Well, I'd like my girlfriend to be a trainer so that we can travel together and I want the name to start with A so we can be the A Team.
Ash: Awesome! That's all we need from you! Our on-the-scene reporters will now take you to a place where you shall meet your princess!
In the woods outside of the station:
Misty: Hi Andy! I'm the on-the-scene reporter Misty and this is my assistant May. We want you to go to the benches over there next to the shady tree. Sit there for about an hour.
Andy(walks over to the bench): Ok.
Drew(back on stage): Alright folks we've met some intermission and will continue this episode next time on TMMS! We hope you enjoyed the show so far.
Everybody: Good night everybody! Tune in next Tuesday for the continuation of this episode when Andy meets his gal!
TV flickers off.
"Ahhhhh!!!!! C'mon I wanna see the ending!" Brock shouted so loud his neighbor woke up. Brock was desperate to see the rest of the show, to see if the girls they chose were pretty, and to see if the show was truly worthy. So he decided to sit there until Tuesday in hopes of seeing what he wished for.
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Me: And that means you too readers! Tune in next time to catch the next part of the show and story. Say good-bye everybody!
Everyone: Good-bye!!!!
