Day 1
The most fucked up story your ever going to hear is about to be told. You can stay and read more if you want...but it's going to get really stupid and crazy later on...fine. I warned you.
Well, It started on a day like all others...Me(Emerld), And Teepo, were arguing about something, something that had to do with a mime, or what not... It was about mid-day... We were bored as fuck so we just sat talking, that's when we heard a tapping, a rap-tap-tapping on our fucking front door...and It just pissed me off. So we ignored it... "So... I said that a mime is still talking even if he's texting somebody." I told Teepo. "That's bullshit, mimes aren't talking when they text Emerld." stated Teepo. Just at that moment the front door burst open off its hinges. "What the fuck was that!" cursed Teepo. "Oh god, I hope its not who we think it is..." said I. "OKOKOKAY!!!!!!"...It was Faust. That motherfucker... he broke our door. And that's how Faust just entered our lives as a fucking freeloader, and pissed us off even more by becoming our new roommate.
