Bella and Edward sitting in a tree

It was a cool morning when I woke up to that velvety voice I so love. "Wake up my little Bella, its a new day" I stretched out my achy muscles and yawned a few times before I realized I needed a human moment,

"Be right back" I proclaimed as I ran out of the room to the bathroom.

"BELLA!! Come here please I have to tell you something" Charlie's voice was very exasperated as he yelled from the room with my old computer. I didn't know that Charlie was able to use the computer? I thought as I ran up to my room, apparently Edward must have ran home to change when he heard Charlie coming. "Bella, guess what?! Your cousin is coming to visit us and since I have to go to work this afternoon could you pick him up from the air port and watch him for the afternoon?"

"sure?" I had only met my cousin Tommy once and that was when he was a very tiny baby. I wondered what he would be like now that he was 5.

After a short shower and a few more human moments I rushed down stairs and ate my breakfast fast. When I heard the door bell I walked as fast as I could to the door to find Edward leaning against the frame waiting for me with a wide smile on his face. "So are we gonna pick Tommy up now or do you want to ditch him?" A suggestive smile was covering Edwards face completely.

"Sure we can ditch him and then we can explain to his mother why her son was abandoned at an airport"

"Ok well do it your way and pick him up" Edward mused. As we walked to the car Edward out of no where surprised me with one of those kisses that could make my heart miss a beat, I however wasn't prepared for it and I tripped. As the ground started to rush closer to my face I felt the cold iron hands grab me from around the back of my waist and in seconds I was in his arms. "I am going to miss this today" My heart completely stopped at that second.

"WHAT!! What do you mean!" Panic covered me.

"We can't hug around the five year old it will traumatize him"

"he will learn to get over being traumatized then" I snuggled into him. I could hear him chuckling at that but he hugged me for about a minute before releasing me and getting into the car. As he drove at his usual speed of too fast we were at the air port in 10 minutes and the drive normally took an hour and a half! When we pulled up we saw a little boy and the torment began there.

"Hi, my name is Tommy are you guys having sex lately?!" My face turned bright red at that point cause I knew that Edward was looking at me with those longing eyes. "I'll take that as a yes" Tommy chortled.

"Me and Bella haven't had sex yet actually and Tommy don't you want to play ball or something?" Edward was being to Innocent he didn't realize how bad Tommy could be.

"I'll bet you ten bucks that your not a virgin BELLA" At that point I wanted to shoot this kid or at least strangle him. Edward noticed my displeasure and got Tommy in the car with a brief fight and a few kicks from Tommy in some uncomfortable places. When Tommy was well restrained in the back Edward sat down in the drivers seat and started to drive at his usual 100 miles an hour. "YOUR DISOBEYING THE LAW, YOUR A BAD PERSON, MY DADS A COP AND HE HAS A GUN AND HE CAN SHOOT A CRIMINAL IN THE ASS FROM ONE HUNDRED FEET AWAY. I AM SURE HE CAN SHOOT YOU TOO."

"Well thats cool Tommy, what about your mom what does she do​?" Edward said trying to be nice

"MY MOMMY'S A POLE DANCER AND SHE IS TEN TIMES HOTTER THAN BELLA. IN FACT EVEN A FORTY YEAR OLD FAT GUY AT MC DONALDS IS HOTTER THAN BELLA.SO THATS NOT SAYING MUCH" At that point Edward almost broke the steering wheel, his eyes were pure anger for one millisecond before calming again.

"Thats very interesting to hear Tommy" the revenge would be coming soon I knew it.