(A/N: All right! This is the first of 2 "I-Hate-Eggman" songs I've written. I wrote this one years ago, and from the name of the song, you can tell that it's sung to the tune of "Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer". Please enjoy, and feel free to sing along.)

Eggman The Red-Nosed Egghead

Eggman the red-nosed egghead

Had a very ugly face.

And if you ever saw it,

You would send it out to space.

All of his little robots

Used to laugh and call him names.

They never let that egghead

Play any of those board games.

Then one lovely Christmas Eve,

Sonic came to say:

"Eggman, your face looks so bad,

Just the sight of it makes me mad!"

Then Sonic killed that egghead,

And he shouted out with glee,

"Eggman the red-nosed egghead

Won't go down in history!"

Was it good? Stay tuned for the next song, and please review!