Authors Note: It would appear to seem that many of the Mayweather vs Pacquiao viewers either watched the showdown happen on HBO PPV or a stream of the PPV showing. Many people appear to be disappointed with the turn out of the fight, saying it was "really boring" and a waste of money. That was actually a ploy set up by HBO to arrange a rematch later in the future. I was there at the arena and the fight happened hours before the "live broadcast" happened and I'm here to explain just what exactly happened.
Santa Cruz had just won his match against Jose Cayetano, and the hype was building for Mayweather vs Pacquiao. Mayweather observed Pacquiao's previous matches he had fought, and knew that he would have no chance if Mayweather stuck to the Game Plan. The Burger King came in to salute Mayweather and Floyd would proceed to eat the Burger King's Burger Ribs. He offered some to Justin Bieber but Justin Bieber accidentally fought against Lomachenko instead of Rodriguez so not only did Bieber not have any teeth to chew the ribs but no eyes to see if the meat was cooked or not. It is unknown weather or not Justin Bieber is still in critical condition or not.
The bell rung and the fighters knew it was time to fight. "heh looks like it's time for class cause you're about to get schooled!" Mayweather said to no one. Magic Johnson took a basketball and dunked it on Mayweather's head, two points for home! Across the room was Pacquiao, who rode in with the bike from Ghost Riders, killing effectively 50 people from the audience, among them was Clint Eastwood. "It's simple, if it jiggles, it's fat." Clint Eastwood commented on the deaths of the audience, as the janitors burned the bodies to make for a Fire Match.
The bell rung but this time it was the round starting bell and they would fight. "Gomu Gomu no, Pisutoru!" Pacquio fired with his right jab but Mayweather dashed danced away from the fist and wavedashed towards the opponent and catching him with a down smash. "lol get that gay smash shit out of here" said the referee. Damn, my first strike thought Mayweather.
Mayweather looked down to collect himself but in horror he had seen he had landed on Pacquiao's trap card. "It seems you have activated my trap card. Allow me to explain. My Negate Attack trap card will stop any attack you throw at me and and end your battle phase." Pacquiao went in to finish Mayweather. The audience closed their eyes in horror, but no bell was sounded. They opened their eyes to reveal Pacquiao looking in confusion at Mayweather, standing there smiling. "Wha... what's so funnY?"
Money Man raised his hand to the skies killing a bald eagle that would make him an illegal citizen after this fight. "i anticipated you would activate your trap card... I don't need to throw any attacks out, for I have my secret technique!" Floyd turned 1080 degrees and farted in Pacquiao's face. Incredible! The Burger King's Burger Ribs was used for flatulence which would be his ace up his sleeve though Bieber who heard the fart rip through the entire fucking venue, holy shit.
Manny fell backwards with tears in his eyes. Since he now had pink eye, Floyd would be able to finish this fight with no problem. Pacquiao was aggressive, and Mayweather was not ready. In a teary rage Pacquiao jumped into the crowd and took the burning body of Clint Eastwood and threw it at Mayweather. Magic Johnson took off his suit to reveal Michael Jordan of Looney Tunes fame. He threw a basketball at the body which contained a pie which contained a bomb. The ball rebounded into the middle of the venue and blew up leaving both fighters dead and even more of the audience on fire. When the medics arrived, they declared they could not revive the fighters for a rematch until Finding Nemo 3 came out.
Knuckles never showed up to their funerals.
