Okay guys, this is for all crossover haters, and , for that matter, anyone who wants a good laugh. I got really mad one day because I kept finding Maximum Ride/Twilight crossovers, or Maximum Ride/Harry Potter crossovers, or Twilight/Harry Potter crossovers. And I don't really like crossovers. So basically, this is a really lame, funny crossover I made to signify how annoying I think they are. I ended up having a lot of fun with it. :)

Max: Oh, hi Fang!
Fang: Hi Max, how are you?
Max: I'm fine. I was just wondering if you wanted to go to the mall with me so I could get some new shoes.
Fang: Ok, I wanna get some new and fashionable clothes for myself too.
Max: Alright, and even though we're totally OOC, I'm gonna pretend like nothing's wrong.
Fang: Ok.
*Harry suddenly appears out of nowhere*
Harry: Hi guys!
Max: OMG! Fang, did you notice the strange stranger just appearing out of nowhere?
Fang: Huh? What? I was too busy looking at myself in the mirror.
Max: Oh, so Harry, since I suddenly know your name for no apparent reason at all, do you wanna come to the mall with us?
Harry: Ok, but I wanna bring my friends with me.
*everyone currently attending Hogwarts appears behind Harry*
Harry: All right, I'm ready!
Angel: Oh, hi guys! Are we having a party?
Max: Sorry, we're all going to the mall.
Angel: Oh well, have you seen my emo makeup?
Max: No.
Iggy: Has anyone seen my underwear?
Max: Oh, is that what I buried in the backyard? Ok, let's go to the mall now. (OOC: Yes, that was random.)
*at the mall*
Bella: Hey Edward, I want some money so I can buy myself a pretty dress with lots of sparkles.
Edward: Ok, here's $100,000.
Bella: Awwww, only $100,000? Alice lets me have more. *pouty face*
Edward: Fine, here's another $50,000, because I just carry this much money around in my pocket all the time.
Bella: Ok, thank you!
*bumps into Max, Fang, and Harry*
Bella: Oh, I've never seen any of you before, but I've decided that we should all be best friends now for no apparent reason at all.
Max, Fang, and Harry: Ok! Hi new best friend!
Bella: Hi!!!!!!
*turns around*
Bella: Oh my gosh! It's my arch enemy, Victoria! Hide me!
*runs behind everyone*
*Victoria walks over*
Victoria: Have any of you seen Bella? Don't ask me how I know her.
Max: Ok, she's right here.
*pulls Bella out*
Max: There you go.
Victoria: Hi Bella! Wanna be bestest friends?
Bella: Okay!
*skip off happily into the sunset*
Max: Oh my gosh! It's /my/ arch enemy, Marian Janssen!
Fang: Don't worry Max, I'll take care of her.
Marian: I will kill you now.
Fang: No you won't!
Marian: Yes I will.
Fang: No you won't.
Marian: Yes I will.
Fang: No you won't.
Marian: Yes I will
Fang: No you won't.
Marian: Why?
Fang: Because that big statue is about to fall over on top of you.....
*statue smushes Marian*
Fang: .....for no apparent reason at all.
Max: Yay!!!!!!!!! She's dead! I can be happy now!
Fang: Yay!!! We should go celebrate!
*skip off happily into the sunset*
Harry: I'm all alone now. Oh no, wait! It's /my/ arch enemy, Voldemort, and his evil minion army of.........BISCUITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Voldemort: Yes!!! With my evil minion army of biscuits, I will finally have enough power to defeat you, the great Harry Potter! Muahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!
Harry: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Voldemort kills Harry with his evil minion army of biscuits*
*Total suddenly appears out of nowhere and breaks into dance*
Total (singing):
Hey hey, you you,
I don't like your biscuits.
no way no way,
I think you need some new ones.
*Voldemort kills Total*
*Voldemort skips off happily into the sunset*
Edward: Bella? Where are you? And why is there a dead dog over here? You know I can't resist the blood.
*Nudge and Iggy appear out of nowhere*
Nudge: Hey, you can't eat our dead dog! I mean, I know he can't sing, or dance, or do anything right, and yes he talks and still isn't toilet trained, and likes to put ugly makeup on my Barbie dolls, but he's still a very good talking dog that we stole from an evil corporation that likes torturing little kids and giving them wings and doing horrible tests on them, and-
Edward: OK! Fine, I won't eat the dog, just please shut up!
Iggy: You're lucky you don't have to live with that every day.
Nudge: I'm hungry.
Iggy: Me too, let's go get something to eat. Oh, by the way, did I forget to tell you guys that I put a bomb somewhere in here?
Edward: WHAT?!
Nudge: Yeah. I have to live with that.
Iggy: 10...9...8...7...6...5...4-
*everyone runs off into the sunset*
*mall blows up*
*Alice suddenly appears out of nowhere*
Alice: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S GONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHYYYYYYYYYY?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*Aro suddenly appears out of nowhere*
Aro: Hey Alice! Wanna go out for some ice-cream?
Alice: Sure, I'll go with you, even though I'm supposed to hate you because you're my arch enemy!
Aro: Ok!
*skip off happily into the sunset*

THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!