Five Finger Fillet


Own nothin'.


"Fuck!" I yelled, stopping momentarily to catch my breath.

Nikolai smiled. "Haha, I see you haven't done this before." His accent sticking out like always.

"I have," I said as the pain subsided. "just not in awhile." I grinned. "Your turn."

He reached over and grabbed then knife from the table. Spreading out his fingers, he gripped the knife, and then started. At first it was slow, but as each finger pasted, his hand got faster.

Thumb, index finger, thumb. Thumb, index finger, middle finger, index finger, thumb. Thumb, index, middle, index thumb. Thumb, index, middle, ring, middle, index, thumb, thumb, index, middle, ring middle, index, thumb. Thumb, index, middle, ring, pinkie. Pinkie, ring, pinkie. Pinkie, ring, pinkie.

And all the way to his thumb again.

"Oh screw you." I said in Russian, which caused his victorious grin to get wider. Speaking English once more, I turn around. "Hey Takeo, you wanna play?"

"Takeo would never do this, he's too much of a girl." The Russian said to me, speaking his native tongue. I chuckled.

Even though Takeo didn't know what my Soviet friend had said, he had gathered that it wasn't exactly pleasant when I turned to him again, and said; "C'mon, prove'em wrong Tak!"

A sighing was heard, but standing, Takeo didn't utter a word as he walked over and held out his hand. Nikolai gave him the knife without a fight, and he bent over, laying his hand on the table. Taking a deep breath, he opened his eyes, and started on his turn of Five Finger Fillet. However, instead of his hand being slow at first, his hand was a blur, and got faster, finishing in seconds.

He struck the left side of his thumb for the last time, but he didn't stop. I thought that he was going to go again, and show how fast he was, but instead, his hand rose high in the air, and faster than anyone could react to, it was down and –slammed- against the table. Right in between Nikolai's middle and ring finger, that is.

Turning on his heel, Takeo walked away as me and Nikolai stared in amazement, then looked back at each other, more than surprised.

"Looks like you've got some competition, Nik." I said, finally.


AN: I wrote this awhile ago because I know that I would love to play Five Finger Fillet with Nikolai. It would just be a good time. Anyways, I figured that it would be cool to share this with you. Yes you, reading this. No one else... Oh, and my friend says that something like this happens off a movie, so if it doesn, I'm sorry to offend anyone who likes this movie or something.. I don't know, I didn't even know it happened on a movie but eh, whatever. I can picture it. Woo! Haha. Oh, and the beginning is suppose to sound...wrong.. Just... FYI.