I actually put this up...it's a 'behind the scenes' sort of thing, only more choatic with every one of my favorite characters, some real life authors, and some dude who really likes peanuts! (but that's for later)
(Brick, Butch, and Boomer stand in a triangle holding soda cans with their respective colors. They were gulping it down greedily)
Brick-Man, beating up people for fun is really FUN!
Butch-Yeah! Heh heh!
Boomer-Yeah, beating up people for fun is really fun! (gets Brick's can thrown in his face) Ow! What was that for?!
Brick-Dude, that is like the DUMBEST thing you have said all day!
Butch-Yeah!
Boomer-But you said it first!
Brick-Yeah, but it sounds cooler comin' outta my mouth. Now go get us some candy!
(Boomer turns and doesn't move)
Brick-Now, stupid!!
(Boomer flies off)
Butch-And make sure you steal it! Can you believe he's our brother?
Brick-I know.
(moment of silence)
Brick-Man, beating up people for fun is really FUN!
Butch-Yeah! Heh heh!
(on the set)
Ace-CUT!!!
(Cameras shut off and the RRB look over to where everyone is on the set. Zshizshibaby and Story Writing guy look at Ace, he's cameraman, with perplexed looks)
Ace-That was pathetic!! So…it sounded so rehearsed, not natural and stale. Am I right?
GangreenGang-Oh yeah, that's right, he's right (chorus of answers)
Zshizshibaby-Ace, WE SHOUT CUT!!! Not you…and what are you talking about? The boys were amazing.
Ace-You might say that, but will the audiences say that?
Zshizshibaby-…Ugh!
Story Writing Guy-So, you think you guys can be better?
Ace-We can.
Story Writing Guy-Show us.
Zshizshibaby-…Get me a barf bag!!
(Now Snake is acting like Brick, Grubber is acting like butch, and Big Billy is acting like Boomer)
Zshizshibaby-Am I gonna regret this?
Brick-You might. (sitting in his chair)
Zshizshibaby-Ugh…ACTION!!
Snake-Man, beating up people for fun isssssssssssssssssss really FUN!
Grubber-BBBLPHT! BBBLBBBLP!
Big Billy-Duh, yeah! Beating up people for fun is really fun!!
(Snake throws a can in Billy's face)
Big Billy-OW! Duh, what was that for?!
Snake-Dude, that issssssssss the dumbesssssst thing you've ssssaid all day!
Grubber-GGGGLPHT!
Big Billy-Duh, but you said it first!!
Snake-Yeah, but it ssssoundsssss better coming out of my mouth. Now go get usssss sssssome candy!!
(Big Billy turns around and doesn't move)
Sbake-Now! SSSStupid!
(Big Billy runs off)
Grubber-BBBPH!! BBBL BLLLB BBBL BBBPTTTH!!
Snake-I know….Man, beating up people for fun issss really fun!
Grubber-BBBLPHT! BBBLBBBLP!
Ace-And that's how you do it!
Blossom-…
Butch-Oh, forgive me! I didn't know I had to SPIT!!!
Brick-Ssssso, I have to hisssss like a sssssnake?
Boomer-I don't sound that stupid…
Ace-you just can't appriciate good acting.
Zshizshibaby-Stop them…(leans back in her Director's Chair)
Story Writing Guy-Okay, Ace, enough. We're using the first tape!!
(Somewhere in the lower part of the building, the Shugo Chara characters are at their desks, bored)
Amu-Ya know, Z-Baby hasn't written anymore chapters to 'Love Story'.
Yaya-Yeah, we know.
Ikuto-What are you thinking?
Amu-Maybe we should our own versions of the next chapter and give them to her! Then maybe she'll use them!
Ikuto and Yaya-Good idea.
All of them-Okay! Start! (all sit down and stare at the blank piece of paper)
Yaya-Do you guys know how to write a fan fiction about yourselves?
Amu-Nope.
Ikuto-No clue.
(hours later, while everyone else is at their desks and mingling, Yaya, Ikuto, and Amu enter Zshizshibaby's office while she reads fan fictions and stuff.)
Zshizshibaby-Hey, guys, I was just reading a Happy Tree Friends fan fiction.
Amu-Who's the main character?
Zshizshibaby-Evil Flippy.
Yaya-We made you some scripts for the next chapter of Love Story.
Zshizshibaby-Wow, thank you! (takes scripts and begins to read them.)
(Zshizshibaby's thoughts-
Ikuto's Version-
And the galiant, brave warrior, Tsukiyumi Ikuto rode on his black horse to the lovely fan girl, Hinamori Amu, who held his child in her womb…
What??
And as he scoured the tall tower, he finally reached the beauty's room and swept her into his arms while she squealed with delight and love filled their eyes as he carried her down to his noble steed.
….
And that night, treasure awaited Ikuto, the brave and gallant…and extremely handsome…
He totally went off the plot!!!)
Ikuto-What do you think of mine?
Zshizshibaby-(looks at him with a surprised, yet blank look) Well, Ikuto-san…your style is certainly eye catching…(starts reading Amu's)
(People stared in awe as the 'cool 'n' Spicy' girl of the name Hinamori Amu stood up from the chair where she previously sat. She had a determined look in her face.
'You are right, Father…Ikuto left too willingly…he is not what I need…I shall find the perfect father for my unborn child or raise my baby on my own.' She said as she unemotionally walked out to prepare.
…Amu-chan, really…? At least she didn't make it all lovey-dovey fairy tale like…)
Amu-What do you think?
Zshizshibaby-Eh…strong…(quickly goes to Yaya)
(Just then, Ikuto magically reappeared in front of the two family members with the super cute Ms. Yaya!!
WHOA!!! Going too far now!! Stop! Stop! These guys are horrible!!)
Yaya-How is it?
Zshizshibaby-Super cute! Thanks again guys, uhh…great references!
All of them-It's okay! Bye. (leaves and get back to their desks)
Ikuto-She's not gonna use them.
Amu-No such luck.
Yaya-At least it was a good way to waste time.
I know, it was horrible...but it'll get better! If you want me to include you, then ask! I don't mind.
