Okay. This is my first real story. A few warnings, I write randomly and I have very very very strange humor.

Harry Potter obviously belongs to J.K. Rowling.


One day, out of the blue, Lord Voldemort decided to take a vacation. He told the Death Eaters, "Come on, I haven't taken one since 1962! You've got to give me a break! And besides, I heard that they are giving away a pretty pink pony away to the 800th person there!"

Lucius Malfoy thought worried to himself, "Oh dear! Not another one of the Dark Lord's crazy schemes!"

"I heard that! Stop it, you're making me upset!" Voldemort ran wailing from the room.

For a while, everyone just stood there not moving while trying to come out of shock. Bellatrix Lestrange and Lucius Malfoy both shook their heads in an attempt to destroy the mentally scarring image. It didn't work.

Finally, a few hours later, Voldemort came back to the room with a triumphant smile. Everyone looked at each other nervously. Voldemort only had that look when he had a crazy idea.

"Guess what guys", Voldemort said, "I've booked all of us on a cruise to", he looked down at his travel brochure and looked up again,"Nabakza!"

"What's that?" Bellatrix inquired.

"A wizard prison in near Antarctica" Voldemort calmly replied.

"Do I have to come?" Lucius asked terrified.

"Of course you have to come! I booked these tickets courtesy of a very-expensive travel agency, Weasley's Travels and the tickets are non-refundable!"

"Besides", Voldemort said reading off of the travel brochure, "Come to Nabakza today and see colossal waves, man-eating penguins. BONUS FEATURE, if you are a group of convicted felons, you get your own room completely free! Book your trip today!"


When Voldemort and the rest of the Death Eaters got to the airport a few weeks later, they were four hours early for their flight to Wellington, New Zealand.


Four Hours Later:

"This is the final call for Weasley Airways Flight 367 from London to Nabakza. All passengers please board at gate A45."

"Where is Wormtail when you need him?" Voldemort said anxiously pacing by the entrance to the gate.

When Wormtail finally showed up, Voldemort said, "Finally! There you are! Come here quick, the plane is leaving in 20 minutes!"

On the plane, Bellatrix asked Wormtail, "What took you so long anyway Wormtail?"

"I saw Harry Potter and his friends point at me and start snickering and when I asked them why they were snickering at me, they only smirked and walked away!"

"Don't worry Wormtail, everything will be all right. He'll be gone soon." Bellatrix replied.

Meanwhile Lucius, who was sitting next to Voldemort, decided to read the colorful paper in the seat pocket in front of him. He read it quickly, rapidly turned pale, and even quicker put the paper back into the seat pocket.

Voldemort asked why but Lucius did not reply. He then decided to read what had made Lucius so scared. He took the paper out of the seat pocket and began to read it. It read:

Things you must do in case of an emergency:

Scream and run in circles and hope everything is all right.

Laugh at others screaming and running in circles.

We thank you for following directions in case of an emergency

From,

The Weasley Brothers

Voldemort said, "Oh dear", just as the plane landed in Nabakza Airport.

Just as the travel brochure said, there were huge waves, and some penguins that were giving him sinister looks.

However, something that was not on the travel brochure was that the Weasley twins were waiting for them at the airport. They were not alone. Along with them was the Golden Trio and the entire Order of the Phoenix who were all pointing wands at the Death Eaters and their Dark Lord.

Voldemort said, "Where's my pretty pink pony!"

Dumbledore said perplexed, "What pretty pink pony?"

The Weasley twins mouthed to him, "Travel brochure".

Dumbledore nodded, understanding what they meant.

Dumbledore said to Voldemort, "It is in cell B45".

Voldemort said, "Come on everyone!" before somehow dragging the Death Eaters to the cell. The moment that they were all in, the doors closed shut.

Dumbledore said to the Weasley twins, "I am glad that he is in prison but really, did you have to lie about the pony?"

They replied quickly in unison, "It was Hermione's idea!"

Dumbledore turned to Hermione and questioned her, "I can't believe that you told me a lie for the first time ever."

Hermione replied coolly, "Oh I didn't lie about the pony."

Harry asked, "What do you mean, I didn't see any ponies there?"


Voldemort wailed at that time, "Where is my pony?"

Bellatrix said, "You mean the paper pony taped on the wall over there?"

"YAY!" he replied like a two-year old.


This is how one of the greatest Dark Wizards of all time was vanquished, by a paper pony.

THE END!


I hoped you liked this story. ~Northern Dynasty. 10:57 p.m. December 31, 2009